Friday, July 31, 2015

Coffinworm

Coffinworm - When All Became None - 2010
Coffinworm - Great Bringer Of Night - 2012
Coffinworm - IV.I.VIII - 2014
01. Coffinworm - When All Became None, 2010 Vinyl LP Album
     Seventh Rule Recordings - SRULE 020
02. Coffinworm - Great Bringer Of Night, 2012 Vinyl LP Remastered Reissue Limited Edition
     Flenser Records - FR 20
03. Coffinworm - IV.I.VIII, 2014 CD Album
     Profound Lore Records - PFL-129
Overlapping of the blackest deaths in the sludge swamps of evil doom! Thick layers from Autopsy to Darkthrone to Bethlehem to... to... to... Triptykon... aaarrrhhhh.... to.... arrraraaarrrhhhhh... to... to... Eisenvater rrrr rr r rrrrr rr rrr rr... rrrr... rrrrrrrrr...aaaaaaaaaaarhhhhh... to the most groovegasmic attacks of largest chainsaws and heaviest hammers! Most magnificent lyrics and artwork, highest intensity of the entire sound spectrum, nonstop distorted headbanging until the rarefaction of the bone and the evaporation of the non-soul, this shit is so good it could be German, Finnish or Japanese. Triple fuck yeah.
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Thursday, July 30, 2015

SNFU

SNFU - ... And No One Else Wanted To Play - 1985
SNFU - If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish - 1986
SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye - 1988
SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye - 1988
01. SNFU - ... And No One Else Wanted To Play, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Better Youth Organization - BYO 009
02. SNFU - If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish, 1986 Vinyl LP Album
     Better Youth Organization - BYO 017
03. SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Cargo Records - CAR 001
04. SNFU - Better Than A Stick In The Eye, 1988 CD Album
     Cargo Records - CAR 001
It took all these years, but yes we have an SNFU post! Pillar of 80s Canadian melodic hardcore! They used to give extra awesome, high energy live performances, so... DON'T MISS THEM TONIGHT!
I just wish there was no opening acts, especially not unbearable shit like La Gachette. There are so many great bands in Montreal and they booked La Gachette... There will be Jean-Michel Jarre and Téléphone on this blog before I post anything even remotely like that oï torture. If you see any oï here, it will be a clear symptom of aggravated brain damage: shoot me in the head.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Volcano - Melt

Volcano - Melt - 2015 01. Volcano - Melt, 2015 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-007
ArgH! The new Volcano explodes now! Probably their best release to date, this masterpiece provides some thrashing speed metal of the finest sort. They are peaking with twin guitar auto-duels, intense riffing, rhythmic panzers, killer hooks, typically amazing vocals = addiction at all stages. High caliber Loudness with a Death Angel detonator! Bang that head til rezer! BUY IT WHILE YOU CAN!
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Monday, July 27, 2015

Direct Action

Direct Action - Trapped In A World - 1985 01. Direct Action - Trapped In A World, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Irate Faction Records - none
30 years old and not a wrinkle! The eternal hardcore classic comes back to Zer as fresh and hot as on day one, rocking as strongly as Crucifix and thrashing as intensely as Final Conflict. Unfortunately this record was a meteor in Canada's firmament and the band was never to come back. It makes it all the more legendary, doesn't it? It does.
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Friday, July 24, 2015

Genöcide - Submit To Genöcide

Genocide - Submit To Genocide - 1987 01. Genocide - Submit To Genocide, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     New Renaissance Records - NRR-30
It looks like a sleazy old school speed metal album in the Destructor vibe. But it's closer to sleazy old school hardcore of the Powertrip | Sudden Impact variety. Not a truly groundbreaking crossover record, but not everyone can be Ludichrist, nor Crumbsuckers. Yet this submission to Genöcide is still very pleasing almost 30 years later and rocks as hell!
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice)

兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice) - 2015 01. 兀突骨 Gotsu-Kotsu-Totsu - 因果応報 (Retributive Justice), 2015 CD Album
     B.T.H., B.T.H. - BTH-058, TGCS-8581
HYPRAAAAARGGHHHMAGEDDON GIGAZER! THE MEGABEAST IS BACK! THRASH TIL THE DEATH OF EVERYTHING AND FOREVER BEYOND! TOP METAL DESTRUCTION OF ETERNITY! Fuck yeah.
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Monday, July 20, 2015

Slapshot

Slapshot - Back On The Map - 1986
Slapshot - Step On It - 1988
Slapshot - The CD - 1990
Slapshot - Sudden Death Overtime - 1990
Slapshot - Live At SO36 - 1993
Slapshot - Unconsciousness - 1994
Ignite, Slapshot - Slapshot / Ignite - 1994
Slapshot - 16 Valve Hate - 1995
Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore - 1996
Slapshot - Digital Warfare - 2003
01. Slapshot - Back On The Map, 1986 Vinyl 12" EP 33 1/3 RPM
     Taang! Records - TAANG! 12
02. Slapshot - Step On It, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records, Taang! Records - TAANG! 28, T28LP, TAANG #28
03. Slapshot - The CD, 1990 CD Album Reissue
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records - TAANG! 28 CD, T-28CD
04. Slapshot - Sudden Death Overtime, 1990 CD Album
     Emergo - EM 9375 2
05. Slapshot - Live At SO36, 1993 CD Album
     We Bite Records - WE BITE 2-111-2
06. Slapshot - Unconsciousness, 1994 CD Album
     We Bite Records - We Bite 2-114-2
07. Ignite, Slapshot - Slapshot / Ignite, 1994 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM Single
     Lost And Found Records - LF 111 , Compilation
     Contains 2 songs by: Ignite, Slapshot
08. Slapshot - 16 Valve Hate, 1995 CD Album
     Lost And Found Records - LF 195/CD
09. Slapshot - Old Tyme Hardcore, 1996 CD EP
     Taang! Records - TAANG! 118
10. Slapshot - Digital Warfare, 2003 CD Album
     Bridge Nine Records - B9R44
The logical follow-p to a Negative FX post is of course the Slapshot catalog. I just noticed there was a new 2014 album, we'll do without for today. Slapshot are of course less over the top than Negative FX and more into the Negative Approach vibe: excellency in controlled energy and groove. Besides the legendary Back On The Map, my favorites are Live In SO36 (feel the sweat) and Unconsciousness (that raw Albini production). But all these albums are great - Boston hardcore forever rezerred!
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Friday, July 17, 2015

Negative FX

Negative FX - Negative FX - 1985 01. Negative FX - Negative FX, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Taang! Records, Taang! Records - #5, TAANG5
NRAR. Isn't that the hottest recording of 1982? Or was it Jerry's Kids? Or Venom? Or Negative FX! Fastest zeristic intent!
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Monday, July 13, 2015

Sadistic Intent


Sadistic Intent - Resurrection Of The Ancient Black Earth - 1994/1998
Sadistic Intent - Reawakening Horrid Thoughts - 2014
01. Sadistic Intent - Impending Doom... Before The Conflict , 1989/1998 CD Compilation Unofficial Release
     Not On Label - none
     Reissue from 2014 - 1-4: Impending Doom (MLP 1990), 5-10: Conflict Within (Demo 1989), 11-12: A Calm Before The Storm (EP 1991), 13: Split w/ Ungod (7" 1998)
02. Sadistic Intent - Resurrection Of The Ancient Black Earth, 1994/1998 CD Compilation Reissue
     Iron Pegasus Records - I.P.012
     Reissue from 2009 - 1-6: Resurrection MCD (1994), 7-9: Ancient Black Earth MCD (1997), 10-11: Morbid Faith 7" EP (1998)
03. Sadistic Intent - Reawakening Horrid Thoughts, 2014 Vinyl 12" 33 1/3 RPM Single Sided
     Iron Pegasus Records - I.P. 070
Absolute death and thrashing to the bone! Sadistic Intent flatten your meat and chew on your teeth from somewhere between early & rawer Sadus and Morbid Angel, with a layer of UK thrashcore (Heresy!). This is the ultimate old school deathgasm, fast as a shark and heavy as a bulldozer in the black sky of Eternal Zer Top Death. The new record has the slower and sludgier mood of the Autopsy | Darkthrone sort (with an appropriate cover). Amazing rezer. These guys have also performed Possessed shows with Jeff Becerra (and there is an awesome cover of The Exorcist on Resurrection). Triplacult megazer of the steak hammer rabid thrashing death!
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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Both Worlds

Both Worlds - Beyond Zero Gravity - 1996
Both Worlds - Memory Rendered Visible - 1998
01. Both Worlds - Beyond Zero Gravity, 1996 CD EP
     Another Planet Records - AP-6016-2
02. Both Worlds - Memory Rendered Visible, 1998 CD Album
     Roadrunner Records - RR 8750-2
I am back from the Montreal Hare Krishna fest. For years I have been trying to have people tell me about the soul, and the spirit. But noone was ever able to give an intelligent, or at least intelligible explanation. However these things seem to be hot items and the new age, awareness, otherworldly movement seems to know what's it's all about (you, know, the energy and all that). But nobody has ever been able to tell me anything about it. So today I took the Krishna opportunity to talk to a specialist, and I found one at the reincarnation booth (no kidding, there is a reincarnation booth, with a trio of bald guys taking questions). I spoke 70 minutes with the boss. It was a lot of fun. No better than the 2 hours chat I had in February with a professional Jehovah witness (although this dude had not given me any food, while the Krishnas will feed you a large plate of delicious veggies). But I progressed a bit, here is how the soul works according to Mr Krishna: the soul is an eternal entity (energy!) that emanates from God (aka the eternal source of everything). There is an infinite number of souls. The soul has no other function or purpose than enjoying the love of God and serving him (which is strange since God is all-powerful, therefore does not need servants, zer?). Sometimes, as it may happen in a loving marriage or in cow's head that always eats grass from the same field (that were the analogies I was given), the soul gets to wonder how fun it would be to try something else (than the love of God). Then, the soul dives to the material world, selects a father and attaches itself to a sperm (I had no patience to ask how this works). When the sperm fertilizes an egg, the soul inhabits the baby  and lives a human life (or a rabbit life, or a sharktopus life), until the body dies. Then the soul goes back to the spiritual world and tries again (dives into another sperm), until it matures and understands that material life is bullshit. There is nothing better than the love of God and serving him (doing what?). That cycle can be a long, tedious process, especially if you consider the unbelievable waste of sperm that occurs on our planet (I only have two kids and have no intention to procreate more: billions of souls have wasted and will waste their time with me alone - multiply that by the billions of males - fucking genocidal sodomites). The non-fertilizer sperms die and their freed souls start over. Many other questions received funny answers at the same level of baseless, clueless blabber (what about asexual procreation, plants vs. animals: the only difference is the ownership of a nervous system - why is a nervous system needed to the soul - it contradicts the sperm scenario since a sperm is just a cell, what about mushrooms, mono-cellulars, why bother at all with finding the light during our material life since the soul being eternal, it will eventually find its peace with the next bodies and let me just live my heavy metal life, etc,).
The best of it will be used in a forthcoming story. I actually learned one thing for real, that all that is a synonymous to nothing, which is the difference our world would experience without any of this supernatural fantasy.
This is the perfect occasion to reload the two excellent Krishna-core releases of Both Worlds, a super group involving famous NYHC people (from Leeway, Agnostic Front, singer of Cro-Mags, etc.). This stuff rocks and is pretty much a continuation of the last Leeway album with a touch of early Quicksand and a teardrop of Shelter (of course). Much better than 108, in the Krishna vibe. Classy, groovy, catchy, heavy, zer!
I have to find and talk to a buddhist.
HAIL SATAN!
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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Warning

Warning - Warning - 1981
Warning - Warning - 1983
Warning - Métamorphose - 1984
01. Warning - Warning, 1981 CD Album Numbered Reissue
     Axe Killer Records - 3041352
     Reissue from 1998
02. Warning - Warning, 1983 CD Album
     Axe Killer Records - 3041362
     Reissue from 1998
03. Warning - Métamorphose, 1984 Vinyl LP Album
     Columbia - 2401401
Happy zerday! 7 years ago, the first upload surfaced on the Church Of Zer, and it was Warning, Therefore it is a formidable idea to reload the 3 albums of the eternal staple of French hard rock. The second album is one of the best heavy metal albums ever released, I am still floored. I worship it as much as early Judas Priest! And almost as much as Raven. It originally came out with a pair of 3D glasses because yes! like Jaws 3, the rooster and the logo were 3D! Rock 'til you drop! Fist in the air! Speede-moi!
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!ZER Warning ZER!

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Final Conflict

Final Conflict - Nineteen Eighty-Five Demo - 1985
Final Conflict - Ashes To Ashes - 1987
01. Final Conflict - Nineteen Eighty-Five Demo, 1985 Cassette Unofficial Release
     Not On Label - none
02. Final Conflict - Ashes To Ashes, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     Pusmort - PUSMORT 0012-13
NRAR. Here come the LP and the tape I missed the last time due to unforgivable laziness. Ashes To Ashes is still and forever the faster amazing tribute to Crucifix it always was. We will always miss more 80s hardcore.
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Monday, July 6, 2015

Primate

Primate - Draw Back A Stump +3 - 2012 01. Primate - Draw Back A Stump +3, 2012 Vinyl LP 45 RPM Album
     Relapse Records - RR7186
Primate is one of those things that involve rock stars in their leisure time (here we got Kevin Sharp, some dude from Mastodon and guys from Otophobia). The resulting record is pretty solid and offers of potent mixture of rocking crust thrash and a touch of grind. If you're into the last two Disfear albums with added blastbeats and a couple of maidenesque guitar lines over heavy motörheadbanging, that's for you. At least, it is for me!
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More fun than Mad Max!

Friday, July 3, 2015

Primus

Primus - Suck On This - 1990
Primus - Frizzle Fry - 1990
Primus - Frizzle Fry - 1990
Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - 1991
Primus - Masters Of Puppies (1990 Tour) - 1992
Primus - Miscellaneous Debris - 1992
Primus - Making Plans For Nigel - Cheesy EP 1 - 1992
Primus - Does Primus Really Fry? - 1992
Primus - Gone Fishing - 1992
Primus - Gone Fishing - 1992
Primus - Madhouse - 1993
Primus - Pork Soda - 1993
Primus - Here Come The Bastards - 1993
Primus - You Can't Party Without Me! - 1994
Primus - Back In The Madhouse - 1994
Primus - Tales From The Punchbowl - 1995
Primus - Brown Album - 1997
Primus - Rhinoplasty - 1998
Primus - Videoplasty - 1998
Primus - Antipop - 1999
Primus - Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People - 2003
Primus - Green Naugahyde - 2011
Primus - Primus & The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble - 2014
01. Primus - Suck On This, 1990 CD Album
     Caroline Records - CAROL CD 1620
02. Primus - Frizzle Fry, 1990 Vinyl LP Album
     Caroline Records, Caroline Records - CARLP 10, 210 898
03. Primus - Frizzle Fry, 1990 CD Album
     Caroline Records - CAROL CD 1619
04. Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese, 1991 CD Album
     Interscope Records, EastWest Records America - 7567-91659-2, 7567-91659-2
05. Primus - Masters Of Puppies (1990 Tour), 1992 CD Unofficial Release
     Love & Money - LM02
06. Primus - Miscellaneous Debris, 1992 CD EP
     Interscope Records, MCA Records - IND 96208, IND 96208
07. Primus - Making Plans For Nigel - Cheesy EP 1, 1992 CD EP
     Interscope Records, Atlantic - 7567-96167-2, A6167CD
08. Primus - Does Primus Really Fry?, 1992 CD Album Unofficial Release
     The Wheel Records - TWR4
     Recorded in Rome 1990
09. Primus - Gone Fishing, 1992 CD Album Unofficial Release x 2
     Goregon Records - GM18
10. Primus - Gone Fishing, 1992 CD Album Unofficial Release x 2
     Goregon Records - GM18
11. Primus - Madhouse, 1993 CD Unofficial Release
     Kiss The Stone - KTS219
12. Primus - Pork Soda, 1993 CD Album
     Interscope Records, Atlantic - 7 92257-2, 92257-2
13. Primus - Here Come The Bastards, 1993 CD Unofficial Release
     Mind The Magic - MTM 023
14. Primus - You Can't Party Without Me!, 1994 CD Unofficial Release
     Home Records - HR 5915-8
15. Primus - Back In The Madhouse, 1994 CD Unofficial Release
     Kiss The Stone - KTS 276
16. Primus - Tales From The Punchbowl, 1995 CD Album
     Interscope Records, Interscope Records, Interscope Records - IND92553, 492 553-2, IND 92553
17. Primus - Brown Album, 1997 CD Album
     Interscope Records - INTSD-90126
18. Primus - Rhinoplasty, 1998 CD EP
     Interscope Records - IND 90214
19. Primus - Videoplasty, 1998 VHS NTSC
     Interscope Records - INTV-90302
20. Primus - Antipop, 1999 CD Album
     Interscope Records - 069490414-2
21. Primus - Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People, 2003 CD EP, DVD DVD-Video NTSC Compilation
     Interscope Records - B000132300
22. Primus - Green Naugahyde, 2011 CD Album
     Prawn Song - PSR-0019-2
23. Primus - Primus & The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble, 2014 CD Album
     Prawn Song, ATO Records - 0882213121, AT00250
And to conclude our Larry Lalonde trilogy, not Blind Illusion (already posted), rather the super kings of cheese and far beyond! I had no idea what Primus was when I saw that Frizzle Fry LP. But I needed to like this record because of the artwork. The record store guy told me it sounded somehow like Victims Family, which turned out to be not very true except for the musicianship and the acidity - so I bought it. I love blind dates. And upon the first spin, I was POSSESSED! Ultra bright shining star in Eternal Zer Galaxy! 25 years of love and worship! Except of course the Brown Album, and the newest Chocolate CD, which I find no interest in. Ah well. It does not diminish the fantastic and eternal suprazerness of all the other releases. Among the bootlegs, Madhouse is the best sounding piece. PRIMUS & MUNSTER FOREVER EVERYWHERE!
PS: the Videoplasty VHS rip is arbitrarily split in 10 tracks, but the entire thing should be in there.
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