Friday, July 31, 2009

English Dogs - tales from the asylum

tales from the asylum, 2008
Mugre! Chaise! Zer! Just got my copy of the newest mini CD from the kings of British punk rock and it is 110% traditional English Dogs (ie. more like the older stuff than their thrash metal albums). THE DOGS WILL ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R!RR!R!RR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!RR!R R!R !R!R !R!! R!R!R!R RRRRRRRRR! !R!R YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip.
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English Dogs discography


Actually, after these torture videos I might reconsider my obstinate refusal to watch 2-girls-1-cup. The quantity of such "vocal cover" clips on youtube is unbelievable, especially over a McMetal background. The most intriguing part is why would anyone want to upload this kind of horror on the internet. I'd rather reformat all my hard drives than let anyone see me doing something like this...

Thursday, July 30, 2009


proudflesh, 2006
Proudflesh is the continuation of the legend of the almighty Crucifix, this alone should trigger an avalanche of zerxcitment. The music of Proudflesh is a HARD-ON-INDUCING onslaught of hard-rocking hard-rock, like Motörhead on fire with these vocals and more variations. But Proudflesh are much much more than the 12 billionth Motörhead clone, they know how to make classic memorable songs that smash you through the walls, this is THE WIZARDY OF BURNING HOT ROCKING MEGA ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !R!! R!R R!R! !R!RRRR !!!!!!!!!RRR !RR !R! !RR! !RR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R! ! !!!!!!!!!!!! R!RRRRR! !! !!!RRR !
CD rip.
Proudflesh page on Crucifix website
Get this digipack CD fast!!!

Blunt Force Trauma

good morning america, 2001
hatred for the state, 2009
ZER! Good thrash metal morning! Featuring the ex-golden drummer of DRI Felix Griffin, Blunt Force Trauma produce the Municipal Waste | S.O.D. effect on Slayer mode. You've heard it all before, but maybe not done so well. On top of their own compositions of killer thrash, they cover classic songs like Bad Brains' "we will not", DRI's "mad man" or Minor Threat's "straight edge" and it has been a LONG TIME since I heard such great tribute songs (would I dare... zer, almost better than the originals!). Fast, tight, short and rageful expert CROSSOZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R!R! !RR!R RR!R!RR!RR! !R!RRRRRRRRRRRR R!RR!R!R !!RR! ! R!R! ! !!!R RRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!RR!R! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!RRR ! ! !R!R !!RR! !!R
When I grow up I want to play thrash metal.
CD rip.
BFT on MySpace
Buy both CDs and get them fast!


I'm sorry. Better than 2-girls-1-cup ? (which I still have not seen and WON'T).

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Order of the Kite

Order of the Kite - vol. 1, 1984/1988
Order of the Kite - vol. 2, 1984/1988
It's Christmas! A host of rare Japanese 7" are here compiled on 2 CDs for the better enjoyment of the true zerist who craves hideous Japanese thrash and punk. Except for the Execute, I never found any of these records (under the price of a Picasso) but they were tape-trading hits - so these 2 bootlegs are very welcome. I'll upload some more Execute soon. It's now time for a big slice of Munster cheese and for CLASSSSSSSSSSSSIC JAPANESE HARDCORE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!R!RR! !R! R!R! R! R!RR! !R RRRRRRRRRRRR R!!R R!R! R!!!!!!!!!! R!! !RR!R R!R R!R!R !RR!!R!RR!!!

The Rods

the rods + in the raw, 1981/1983
wild dogs, 1982
live + let them eat metal, 1983/1984
Classic in the sense of generic, and classic in the sense of reference - the Rods make golden classic hard rock inspired by the 70s sound of Deep Purple, Saxon, early Judas Priest et al. If you like songs about girls and booze and sweat on a hard rock background, the Rods are the thing. The drummer also has a classic career as a producer on 80s records by Possessed, Exciter, Anthrax, Megadeth... and the guitarist/singer has solid family classicness by being the cousin of Ronnie James Dio. Zer! Hard rocking ZERRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R! !RR!R! R!R!R! RRR ! ! ! !
Vinyl rip. No I do not have the 1st and last albums from 1980 and 1986, nor the new "Vengeance" 2009 album (apparently with vocals courtesy of Dio!).

The Rods:
1. Power Lover 02:36
2. Crank It Up 03:32
3. Hungry For Some Love 04:15
4. Music Man 04:22
5. Woman 03:23
6. Nothing Going On In The City 03:42
7. Get Ready To Rock 'n' Roll 02:25
8. Ace In The Hole 04:22
9. Rock Hard 04:03
10. Roll With The Night 02:09

Wild dogs:
1. Too Hot To Stop 04:03
2. Waiting For Tomorrow 03:53
3. Violation 05:03
4. Burned By Love 04:03
5. Wild Dogs 03:26
6. You Keep Me Hangin' On (The Supremes cover) 03:45
7. Rockin' n' Rollin' Again 03:12
8. End Of The Line 05:22
9. No Sweet Talk, Honey 03:29
10. The Night Lives To Rock 03:15

In the raw:
1. Hurricane 04:42
2. Can't Get Enough Of The Fun 03:12
3. Witches' Brew 05:08
4. Go For Broke 03:10
5. Hot Love 03:25
6. Hot City 05:39
7. Streetfighter 03:45
8. Evil Woman 02:27
9. Hold On For Your Life 03:40
10. Another Night On The Town 04:12

1. I Live For Rock'n'Roll 04:05
2. Hellbound 04:08
3. Born To Rock 03:54
4. The Viper 02:43
5. Speed Demon 03:32
6. Hurricane 06:08
7. Devils Child 03:10
8. Rabid Thunder 03:32
9. Cold Sweat And Blood 05:27

Let them eat metal:
1. Let Them Eat Metal 03:52
2. White Lightning 03:55
3. Nuclear Skies 03:37
4. Rock Warriors 03:22
5. Bad Blood 03:08
6. She's So Tight 03:04
7. Got The Fire Burnin' 02:34
8. I'm A Rocker 03:25
9. She's Such a Bitch 02:27

The Rods official website
The Rods on MySpace

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Mutti's Muntere Melodei

Mutti's Muntere Melodei, 1984
The legendary label Destiny records put this out as their 2nd release and it is an awesome piece of German hardcore and punk rock. This is the label that released, among other classic records, the live albums from RKL and Verbal Abuse, and the fantastic 1984 compilation "What does not hurt us...." (with CCM, MDC, DRI etc.). My favorite here are Porno Patrol (pre-No Allegiance), yet the other tracks are also all EXCELLENT RAW CRUNCHY PUNK ROCKING ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R R!!R! RRRRRRRRRR!!! !R!RR!R!RR! !
Vinyl rip.
01 Beton Combo - High Oder Wat?
02 Porno Patrol - Brake Down
03 Toxoplasma - Noch Mehr Orden
04 T.B.C. - St. Tropez
05 Rest, The - Rausziehn
06 Rest, The - I'm Dead
07 Porno Patrol - Pointless Violence
08 Toxoplasma - Bunkerparty
09 Beton Combo - Ich Liebe Dich
10 Rest, The - The Edge
11 Beton Combo - Steifheit
12 Porno Patrol - Living In Sin
13 T.B.C. - Chaos


democracy ? 7", 1985
tomorrow's gone 7", 1986
freedom of music 7", 1988
Finnish thrash at its best! The first 2 eps propel harsh dischardcore punk through your sound system, and the third takes the cake with its additional Motörhead/metal wall of sound. Short but sweet discography of HARDCORE THRASHING ZERRRRRRRRRR!R!RR!R!RR!R!R R!RR! !! ! R!R!R!R R!RR!R!R!R !R!R!R!R !!!!!!!!
Vinyl rip. I never found a copy of "Tomorrow's gone" so I borrowed the rip from the excellent Crustcracker blog. It is a 128 kbps rip, if you wish a better rate, Jolicoeur will be delighted to do it. Merci Jean-Marc :-) zer

A1 Reality
A2 Passive Observers
A3 Killer
A4 Democracy
A5 War! Why?
B1 Brains
B2 1985
B3 Sterility
B4 Peace & Freedom

Tomorrow's gone:
A1 Flies........
A2 Tomorrows Soldiers
B1 Another Song
B2 War Is Here
B3 Tomorrow's Gone***

Freedom of music:
1.freedom of music
2.different battlefields
4.communist disease

W.D.M. on MySpace

Friday, July 24, 2009

Debauchery - the ice

Debauchery - the ice, 1988
Mega armaggeddon living death! Do you enjoy semi-alive things that groove in the dirt, that swim the swamps and that display liquid flesh with rotting eyelids ? Just say yes! Amebix, Warfare, Hellbastard, Concrete Sox and generally dirty thrash metal punkness from the UK already fuel the grey light that drives your robotic life, just add Debauchery to the list and BANG YOUR HEAD ON THE DECAYING DRUM OF TARRED CORPSES WITH A GRIN ZERRRRRRRRR !R!RRRR !RR!!RR RRRRRRRRRR !R!R!!!!!!!!!!! R!R! R! RR R! R!!!
Vinyl rip:
1. Growl
2. Into The Light
3. The Ice
4. Damnation Game
5. Eyes Of Another
6. Rape (Easter Version)
7. Immortal
8. N.D.S.
9. The Last Psalm
10. Dark Side
11. Lost Cause
12. S.T.M.L.


written in stone + point blank e.p., 1991/1993 FIXED 08.06.2011
abandoned, 1994
shadow of doubt, 1995
Hardcore thrash in Cro-Mags fashion on the first two albums and AMAZING thrashcore on the 3rd (with an awesome Adrenalin OD cover). Nothing too original but immensely grooving and enjoyable mid-to-fast tempo THRASHING ZERRRRRRRR RRR R R !RRRRRRRRRRR!!!R!RR! R! R!R!R!R! !R!R!R RRRRR !!!!!!!! RRR !RR! !RRR!! !
CD rip.
Bonesaw on MySpace
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dumpster Juice

that not so fresh feeling, 1993
get that out of your mouth, 1994
who died in here ?, 1996
Oh sHiT! C'est Dumpster Juice! When you're in the mood for sex, drugs & rock'n'roll, ie. every fucking day, just grab any Dumpster Juice record and get wasted (à poil, of course). This here sleazy acid punkmetalzer sludge will satisfy all consumers of Poison Idea | Black Flag | early Melvins and is a highly recommended background for your sunny day at work. BETTER THAN JUMPING FROM THE 52nd FLOOR ZERRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R R!R!!!!!!!!!! !RR! !!RR !R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R!R R!R! !R !R R! RR!RRRRRRRRR ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
CD rip.
Dumpster Juice on MySpace
Get Dumpster Juice CDs for ridiculous prices (from $0.01...)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Primus - bootlegs

master of puppies, 1990
gone fishing (disc 1), 1992
gone fishing (disc 2), 1992
does primus really fry ?, 1990
you can't party without me, 1993
here come the bastards, 1992
madhöuse, 1993 RELOADED 02.12.2011
back in the madhöuse (part 1), 1993
back in the madhöuse (part 2), 1993
A fresh assortment of fine Primus bootlegs. Sound quality ranges from poor to excellent. My favorite is "Madhöuse", zer!
CD rip.


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