Cirith Ungol

01. Cirith Ungol - Cirith Ungol, 1979 Cassette Single Sided      Not On Label - none 02. Cirith Ungol - Frost And Fire, 1981 CD Album Reissue Remastered      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14252-2      Reissue from 1999 03. Cirith Ungol - Frost And Fire, 1981 Vinyl LP Album Reissue      Restless Records - 70118-1      Reissue from 1987 04. Cirith Ungol - King Of The Dead, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Roadrunner Records - RR 9832 05. Cirith Ungol - King Of The Dead, 1984 CD Album Reissue Remastered      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14253-2      Reissue from 1999 06. Cirith Ungol - One Foot In Hell, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Metal Blade Records, Roadrunner Records - RR 9681, RR 9681 07. Cirith Ungol - One Foot In Hell, 1986 CD Album Reissue      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14203-2      Reissue from 1999 08. Cirith Ungol - Paradise Lost, 1991 CD Album Unofficial Release      Restless Records - 7 72518-2      Reissue from 0 09. Cirith Ungol - Witch's Game, 2018 Vinyl 12" 45 RPM EP      Metal Blade Records - 3984-25111-1 10. Cirith Ungol - I'm Alive, 2019 CD x 2, DVD DVD-Video x 2      Metal Blade Records - 3984-15672-2 11. Cirith Ungol - Forever Black, 2020 File FLAC Album x 9      Metal Blade Records - none It looks like a reload, it smells like a reload, it tastes like a reload, but it's NRAR. Today we will enjoy the most complete Cirith Ungol the Church can offer, including the AWESOME 2019 live and 2020 studio albums - two giant monsters of first grade classic metal and doom. It is very probable that Forever Black shall be considered by the Church central office as Cirith Ungol's best release after almost 50 years of existence. Let us also enjoy that absolutely fabulous 1979 demo - sure, the production can be a turn-off, but give it a chance, it rips! Forever super classic classy heavy metal in the black triplazering doom pits of the zeriverse! Remove brackets and unzip: [one foot in zer] !ZER Cirith Ungol ZER!

Cirith Ungol

01. Cirith Ungol - Frost And Fire, 1981 Vinyl LP Album      Restless Records - 70118-1 02. Cirith Ungol - King Of The Dead, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Roadrunner Records - RR 9832 03. Cirith Ungol - One Foot In Hell, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Roadrunner Records - RR 9681 NRAR. From my non-linear, yet non-ending stream of nostalgia, and despite the fact that the original CD versions are perfect (are there any stupid remasters around for Cirith Ungol anyway?), here are the vinyl versions of the first three legendary CU albums. As crunchy and rocking with swords, wizards and walking skeletons as ever! Heavy metal cosmic perfectizer forever rezer! Remove brackets and unzip: [one foot in zer] !ZER

The cattle is back from the battle. They were Charlie. We can now resume our futile topics, like the 2014 top 10. It is top 10 season, right? What is the Church Of Zer 2014 top 10? Who knows, who cares? I bought too many amazing CDs this year to waste my neuron on sorting and ranking. What about books? Same thing, except I don't think I read any book published in 2014, so the list would be empty. Now, movies.... The top 10 would include Dead Snow 2 at position 1, and nothing else. I have watched several not-so-mediocre 2014 movies, but the not-so-mediocre don't belong to a top 10. However, the top -10 would have 2,000 entries. The winning trio that immediately come to my mind, the 3 most amazingly shitty pieces of crap movies, the ugliest vomits of pus I saw that passed as cinema this year were undoubtedly Transcendence, Lucy and Robocop (and Noah, let's make the top -3 a trilogy in 4 parts). Yes, I saw several other shits of Olympic status (like the incredibly boring nullification of humor: Space Station 76), but these 3 were so fucking bad they were good. Extreme LOL factor, shining masterpieces of ridicule, greatest waste of pixels and petroleum. True, I haven't watched Divergent, Hunger Games, Exodus or Interstellar yet, and these are all very promising too. If you have recommendations regarding other such children movies, leave a comment. But why, why should I waste more time on bad movies, you ask? Any book would be superior, and I enjoy reading while listening to loud music at the same time, so if the book is bad, I didn't entirely waste my time, whereas a bad movie is always a complete loss. Not mentioning neuron atrophy. Yes, but watching a bad movie is such an easy way to feel superior (to the subhumans who made it) that it must be good for the immune system. I should be starting a bad-cinema-therapy business. Ommmmmm, the universe is talking shit to you, the universe is abundant with worse than yourself, don't you feel better already? It'll be $450.

Also, I would have liked to shit once more on the Zero Theorem, but it was released in 2013. 

Don't forget: download, don't pay for movies. May the movie industry disappear to /dev/null forever. Download music | books and buy those you like! Play chess! Amen.

One last word about terror and massacres:

Cirith Ungol

01. Cirith Ungol - Frost And Fire, 1980 CD      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14252-2 02. Cirith Ungol - King Of The Dead, 1984 CD      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14253-2 03. Cirith Ungol - One Foot In Hell, 1986 CD      Metal Blade Records - 14203-2 04. Cirith Ungol - Paradise Lost, 1991 CD      Restless Records - 7 72518-2 Swords, wizards, saurian monsters and skeleton kings! At last comes the requested rezer of this classic batch of marvelous albums. From 70s hard rock to gloomy doomy metal, let's embark in another complete nostalgia trip of Tolkien proportions. This is absolutely killer stuff, one of the heavy metal bands that survived in the Eternal Zer Top Ten list after the speed metal explosion of the early 80s. These CDs versions are perfect, and if anyone really needs the first three LPs, that could be done, but later as I have other things in the pipe, such as the new very large post. Frost and fire! !ZER Cirith Ungol ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer of the dead]

Cirith Ungol

frost & fire, 1980 king of the dead, 1984 one foot in hell, 1986 paradise lost, 1991 (links fixed) Heavy metal is the law! Grim hard rock and heavy metal tagged as "cult" in the relevant circles. Grim and almost doom sometimes, this is more or less like "mob rules" era Sabbath with evil vocals that could almost fit in Burning Witch. "Frost and fire" does sound 70s hard rock and it gets slower & heavier on the following records. Excellent musicians and excellent production with for once a prominent bass guitar sound. And you got to love the artwork, which is precisely what drew my teenager self to them when "king" was released. Zombie kings with complicated swords is always a winner. An amazing segment in the history of metal ! CD rip. Cirith Ungol on MySpace