Kaaos

01. Kaaos - Totaalinen Kaaos, 1982/2003 LP      Höhnie Records - Hö 69      2003 reissue with 7 bonus tracks 02. Kaaos - Ristiinnaulittu Kaaos, 1984/2003 LP      Havoc Records - HC1212      2003 reissue with 3 bonus tracks 03. Kaaos - Ismit, 2001/2006 LP      Assel Records - ASSI 013      2006 reissue: 1-4, 8-11: Ismit 10'' 2001, 5-6: Perkeleen Punkit vol. 1, 7: Tampere vs. Portland, 12-14: Perkeleen Punkit vol. 2 Arhhhh yes yes yes to this mandatory request! Today the very aptly named Kaaos make your ears cry again and forever. Raging like early Terveet Kädet, this is another major piece of the time machine engine we love to ride to the ends of the hardcore universe. Kaootik noise thrash madness triplazer rezer! !ZER Kaaos ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer til kaaos]

13

01. 13 - Hollow 7'', 1993 7''      Kichigai 02. 13 - Whore Split 7'' Eyehategod, 1994 Split 7''      Ax/ction Records - ACT 23 03. 13 - Split 7'' Eyehategod, 1995 Split 7''      Slap A Ham Records - #24 As requested a while ago, please welcome the monstrous female sludge of 13. I thought I also had the split with Grief, but no. Let me search the cellar again. I'll be back in a few, slow hundred years. Meanwhile, please drown in doom. !ZER 13 ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [sludgizer]

Hammer

01. Hammer - More 7'', 2003 7''      Ugly Pop Records - UP013 02. Hammer - Raw Tracks 2000 7'', 2003 7''      Deranged Records - DY 50 03. Hammer - ふみだせ ぬけだせ ぶっちぎれ, 2004 LP      Deranged Records - DY 60 04. Hammer - できるもんならやってみな, 2005 LP      Deranged Records - DY 72 What about some requested Japanese hardcore, it's been a while. And by Japanese hardcore, I mean exactly what you think: Hammer kick and shout with the energy of their glorious ancestors of the Systematic Death | Gauze branch. The raw thrashy punkitude of Hammer brings joy and contentment to you and your family on these short slabs of vinyl. Play it loud! !ZER Hammer ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [gauze revival]

Black Alice

01. Black Alice - Endangered Species, 1983 LP      Street Tunes - STLP 004 So, what was going on in Australia in 1983? The red rocky thing in the desert was already there, so Black Alice decided to use it for their album cover. My young self found that cover so appealing that I bought the record, hoping to find something along the lines of Exciter or Battleaxe, I don't know, this artwork looks very speed metal to me, doesn't it? Maybe, but the music is completely standard hard rock, pretty close to AC/DC (mainly because of the vocals) and British Steel-type Judas Priest, and Metal On Metal-era Anvil. And most importantly, it is great, close to classic! I love this record. It rocks in the sand and makes your hair grow faster. There is a bump on song 2 on side B that I could not edit out, sorry. Super very excellent hard zerring album anyway! !ZER Black Alice ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [roll the zer]

Wretched

01. Wretched - Con Il Potere Che Tu Stesso Gli Hai Dato... ...Ti Obbligano Ad Obbedire, 1982/1984 LP      Chaos Produzioni - 12, Compilation      1-6: Wretched / Indigesti Split 7'' 1982, 7-14: In Nome Del Loro Potere Tutto E' Stato Fatto Per Distruggere Il Mondo Dove Tu Vivi 7'' 1983, 15-19: Finira Mai?'' 1984, 20-28: Live @ Torviscosa (UD), 2/10/1982, 29-35: La Notte Dell'Anarchia 7/04/1984 02. Wretched - Lotta Per Vivere-Discografia, 1982/1989 CD      Antichrist Dionysus - A/D 03, Compilation      1996 release: 1-6: Wretched / Indigesti Split 7'' 1982, 7-11: Finira Mai 7'' 1983, 12-27: Libero Di Vivere, Libero Di Morire LP 1984, 28-33: La Tua Morte Non Aspetta 12'' 1986, 34-35: In Controluce 7'' 1989, 36-44: live at Torviscosa 1982 03. Wretched - In Nome Del Loro Potere Tutto E' Stato Fatto... 7'', 1982/1996 7''      Wretched 04. Wretched - Libero Di Vivere-Libero Di Morire, 1984 LP      Chaos Produzioni - 1 05. Wretched - La Tua Morte Non Aspetta, 1986 LP      Chaos Produzioni - 8 06. Wretched - Vivi Ogni Momento, 1986/1987 CD      E.U. '91 Produzioni - E.U. 021, Compilation      2005 release: 1-6: La Tua Morte Non Aspetta 12'' LP 1986, 7-8: In Controluce 7'' 1989, 9-22: Live In Padova, 1987 - Last Show Ever !!! Oooooooooooooh yessssssssssssss, it's the return of darkness and evil!!! From the perfect triangle of deadliest 80s hardcore {Japan - Finland - Italy}, let us reload the legend of the maximum chainsaw disaster: sonicannibalism and eardrumurder, hardcore tyranozor terror, most madness monster, the one and only maximumizer Wretched! !ZER Wretched ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [libero di zerere]

Adversity

01. Adversity - Lost It All, 1988 LP      Manic Ears Records - ACHE 13 Request, reload, rezer. Crossover classic for adepts of Attitude, this is excellent. The vocals could have been angrier, they remind of the Teutonic angle, maybe Unwanted Youth. It's fast and full or excited riffing, we're all 20 again. Shed a tear and turn up the volume to 11. Thank you Adversity! Announcement: another very large post is coming, but you will not guess what of. !ZER Adversity ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer it all]

Dead Head

01. Dead Head - The Feast Begins At Dawn, 1991 LP      Bad Taste Recordings - IRS 942226 02. Dead Head - Dream Deceiver, 1993 CD      Bad Taste Recordings - IRS 972.233 03. Dead Head - Kill Division, 1999 CD      Displeased Records - D-00188      2008 reissue with bonus tracks 13-21 (Live At Hedon, Zwolle On February 24Th, 2006) 04. Dead Head - Come To Salem, 2000 CD      Hammerheart Records - HUW009, Compilation      1-6, 13: Festering demo 1990, 6-7: Shark demo 1995, 8: 1991 rehearsal, 9-10: from comp Metal in Rocks Volume II 1989, 11: Kill Division 1999 outtake 05. Dead Head - Haatland, 2005 CD      Extremity Records - EXTREMCD004 06. Dead Head - Depression Tank, 2008 CD      Displeased Records - D-00183 The vicious and brutal sonic blast of Dead Head deserves an augmented reload. Their Saxon cover (on Kill Division) is amazing. Come To Salem is the 1989 demo on CD and sounds better than the Feast album. Dream Deceiver goes more into the twisted slug area, in an excellent manner. Compression of early Kreator | Indestroy with the heat of Cryptic Slaughter. This so very intense and fast. This whole condensed, critical-mass defenestration is on the menu of the serious thrash metal fan. Hotter than contemporary Exodus! Thrash madness till rezer!!! !ZER Dead Head ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer head]

For more brutality, let's mention the new Evil Dead. It's not often I find a movie tolerable; this one has a good pace and lots of gore, it's fun, good recycling.

76% Uncertain + C.I.A.

01. 76% Uncertain - Estimated Monkey Time, 1984 LP      Shmegma Records - 101 A/B 02. 76% Uncertain - Nothing But Love Songs, 1985 LP      Shmegma Records - SR 76 03. 76% Uncertain - Hunka Hunka Burning Log, 1989 LP      Giant Records - GRI 6021-1 04. 76% Uncertain - Where's The Lid, 1994 LP      Flex! Records - FLEX #12      Live 1986/1989 05. C.I.A. - God Guns Guts And More, 1982/1983 LP      More Than A Witness Product - MTAWP No.1, Compilation      1-6: GGG 7'', 7-11: GGG 7'' outtakes, 12-14: Audio West 1982, 15-16: Blue Basement demo 1982, 17-18: reh. 1982, 19-20: live 1983 06. C.I.A. - God, Guts, Guns, 1983 7''      Shmegma Records - 21919 The more than amazing 76% Uncertain glow today through this ravishing reload, as well as some records of their previous band C.I.A. Trademark 80s USHC along Circle Jerks, RKL, DI, Government Issue etc. Brilliant-to-awesome records that aged so extremely well, the Burning Log bringing in some evolution to 176% of our satisfaction. So much rocking class, so much outstanding zer! !ZER 76% C.I.A. ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [estimated zer time]

Skeezicks

01. Skeezicks - Selling Out!, 1987 LP      X-Mist Records - XM 008 Request satisfied, yo. German hardcore with a strong US influence, a bit like the first Emils, but maybe not as great. Still very good bouncing sound for the nostalgia glands! No, I do not have the second LP. !ZER Skeezicks ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zerring out]

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Zeni Geva

01. Zeni Geva - How To Kill, 1987 LP      Nux Organization - NUX-R5 02. Zeni Geva - Maximum Money Monster, 1990 CD      Pathological Records - PATH 5CD 03. Zeni Geva - Total Castration, 1991 CD      Public Bath - PB CD-2 04. Zeni Geva - Honowoh, 1992 7''      Baby Huey - BABY 002 05. Zeni Geva - Nai-Ha, 1992 CD      Nipp Guitar - NG D01 06. Zeni Geva - All Right, You Little Bastards!, 1993 CD      Nipp Guitar - NG D02      With Steve Albini 07. Zeni Geva - Desire For Agony, 1993 CD      Alternative Tentacles - VIRUS 135CD 08. Zeni Geva - Disgraceland 7'', 1993 7''      Alternative Tentacles - VIRUS 127 09. Zeni Geva - Live In Amerika, 1993 CD      Nux Organization - NUX-D 2 10. Zeni Geva - Trance Europe Experience, 1994 CD      Nux Organization - NUX-D12 11. Zeni Geva - Freedom Bondage, 1995 CD      Alternative Tentacles - VIRUS 170CD 12. Zeni Geva - Implosion 7'', 1995 7''      Black Hole Records - HOLE 012 13. Zeni Geva - 10,000 Light Years, 2001 CD      Neurot Recordings - NR011 14. Zeni Geva - Last Nanosecond, 2003 CD      Urgence Disk Records - KAB-015 15. Zeni Geva - Alive And Rising, 2010 CD      Hello From The Gutter - HFTG-008 Black mass of black matter in the black hole! Permanent destrology of the living deaf! Zeni Geva should need no introduction. From the other side of the planet, the perfect triangle is completed: Eisenvater, Shellac, Zeni Geva. Let's just hope the above Alternative Testicles releases will not trigger another shitstorm. Invoke the gods of metallic noisecore to protect this post. Let the zenigevagasm explode! Too perfectly awesomely zer to be real! Zeni Geva 'til the last proton! Thank a lot Jazzpunk for the Little Bastards & Amerika rips. !ZER Zeni Geva ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [how to zer]

Negative Gain

01. Negative Gain - Back From The Dead, 1986 LP      Pusmort - PUSMORT 0012-14 After all these emotions, we need a strong classic. Pushead will probably not whine like the Jellosaurus... unless he spent too much time in the vicinity of Lars Ulrich. So, while we can, here is the often requested reload of Toronto's '86 raging thrasher - two wagons of Discharge and MDC at Life Sentence temperature with the jaws of Impulse Manslaughter = Negative Gain boner. The fast abrasion has not aged a bit, the power is intact, this is truly a classic. Negative Gain forever megazer!!! !ZER Negative Gain ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer from the dead]

Alternative Tentacles vs. Church of Zer: AT called the police and hid behind the government's skirt

Yo, seems like all the trouble on this blog since this morning are due to the bad breath of Jello Biafrass. He and his cubicle coworkers are not happy that this vile pirate blog posted 30 years old music by Th'Inbred. AT still needs to cash in on it (even though they were not involved with releasing the LPs back then).
Look, Alternative Tentacles called the police to defend their right$. Money bad, capitalism bad, system bad, except sometimes.
These assholes did not even contact me first so that I'd take the Th'Inbred post down.
Don't know if this is related to the malware warnings that have also popped up today. Sorry about all that.

I'll be sure to throw away all my DKs and Guantanamo School Of Medicine (sucks anyway) records tonight. Actually no, I too want my money back. I'll put them up for sale for one cent on Discogs.



Death by starvation to fake punks! There are better things in life. Fuck you and farewell unzer AT, unzer DKs.
Listen to Flag Of Democracy and Brutal Truth instead.



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