CortisoL - Unsleeping Unliving Unified

The low frequency of zerification of the past days was due to the Church being busy with this release.

Now Church operations will completely stop for the next 10 days because it is time to do nothing.

#doom

CortisoL - Necrometrics

CortisoL - 2020 - Necrometrics

Ladies, gentlemen and bonobos. today the Church administration gleefully announces the release of Necrometrics, the new manifesto by CortisoL - Montreal's totalitarian funeral doom bureau.

Freely download this celebration of the October Revolution from the link above and enjoy the tar gradient towards the long night.

This is your unique occasion to hear me "sing" some genuine Karl Marx. DOOM TIL ZER!!!

CortisoL - Manitourist

Allright, we finally completed the 7th album!
Stream it

Buy the CD

Spam : CortisoL - new CD available for consumption

Yes, you will be spammed. No download today, but a crucial advertisement for the release of the new CortisoL CD! ACH! Also, we play live tonight @ Café Chaos in Montreal with 3 other great bands, for those who will dare walk in the snow.

Rezer: CortisoL - Roger 21

Status : 99% of the Church of Zer is definitely deleted (100% of MediaFire links). Previous posts remain for decoration and archeology.
Reboot, rezer, with probably a change in strategy due to storage and paranoia constraints (files rotation, obfuscation, passwords, shit like that). While this is set up, smoke a good one and check out CortisoL's new album Miss Trauen. Recorded last year, fresh from the press, zer. We'll release a new 6 songs/25 minutes mini album next month.


CortisoL - Miss Trauen, 2011

Buy the magnificently embalmed CD


Dorénavant, le lecteur et la lectrice ne sauront manquer de se tenir informés sur les dernières découvertes mises à jour dans les pages du nouveau numéro de Roger Mag, le seul magazine qui. Church Of Zer prosélytise activement la lecture de ces informations car elles apportent soutien et cheminement aux gens qui s'en souviennent. Nous notons au passage que si Maître Capello pouvait nous arbitrer, nous pourrions établir la liste suivante : a, ra, ars, sera, sarde, sandre, sardine, Sandrine, deux qui la tiennent, trois kilos de mandarines.
Ne manquez pas de lire autre chose ci-dessous. La version papier est encore en circulation. Un véritable lecteur de Roger utilise la version papier.

Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Tribute

CD 1, 2011 & CD 2, 2011 too

No I never tire of this video
The nuclear tribute to JaKa is at last out and available for mass consumption!!! FUCK YEAH!!! This tribute is a freaky show of grandeur, every track is a multidimensional ohmage to her majesty JaKa. Styles range from faithful grindpunk attack to electro perversion to church organ conversion and anything in between, AMAZING!!! Congratulation to all particpants of this masterpiece. Kreator and masters of the universe Eisenvater were supposed to be there too, but alas they forfeited, bastards.
As a member of Montreal's schönest viscosity in doomsludgepunkthrash CortisoL, I am delighted to remind our slow audience that our take of Jaka's Lebendgewicht is featured on this monster (track 15 on CD 1, track 2 on side B on the LP). Another version of the same song will be featured on our almost-released new album Miss Trauen. Zer, zer, zer and rezer!

BUY THE TRIBUTE! BUY EVERYTHING!!!
The double digipak CD has 75 tracks, the double LP has 45, but it is natürlich a nicer object.
More JaKa

GRAND JEU SANS FRONTIÈRE DES BLOGGERS MANGEURS DE DISQUES !!!
Samedi : c'est les emplettes, ramène ce qu'il y a de mieux
Aujourd'hui, je ne suis pas allé acheter des disques en ville. VDM. Mais mon ami le facteur a tout de même comblé avec précision et volume l'insatiable voracité de disques neufs en m'apportant une grosse boîte teutonique pleine de tribute à Japanische Kamphörspiele. Le disque est sorti cette semaine, c'est une vraie nouveauté toute neuve que nous attendions en trépignant depuis trois mois, je vois plein d'étoiles par les tympans. JaKa est un des héros morts au combat de la scène allemande (1998 - 2011). Voici le double album hommage dont ils sont l'objet, rempli de 75 groupes du même tonneau (dont mon propre groupe de pop-reggae alternative CortisoL), une pure joie pour accompagner papa dans maman.
Les participants :
jeepeedee.blogspot.com
le-club-des-mangeurs-de-disques.blogspot.com
leschroniquesdecharlu.blogspot.com
warfleblog.blogspot.com
abbraxas.blogspot.com
canutbrains.blogspot.com
devantf.blogspot.com
alibabascave.blogspot.com
ellachambrerouge.blogspot.com
legrenierdurock.blogspot.com
churchofzer.blogspot.com (vous êtes ici)


No tags on the CD and I'm way too lazy to type it all, so here you go and have a nice week-end:


Last show! Get that DVD too!

CortisoL

Power Methan (demo), 2003 S12 (2nd press with 4 bonus), 2004 Meat, 2005 Only Meat Israel..., 2006 Fleischkraft, 2007 President Camacho - Zer (3" ashtray MCD), 2008 President Camacho - Libido Of The Living Dead, 2009 Peace Of Meat, 2010 Read a review here Shameless self promotion post! Spam goes like this: my fortunate position here is head of bone-bass department + some vocals + sound production in the mountain of doom that goes by the name of CortisoL (and September 12, and Dentïst, and by inbreeding contagion President Camacho). We just finished the production and released our very new and very best album Peace Of Meat (this is the result of the Week of Doom). I'll just reload the whole CortisoL catalog, including last year's President Camacho's piece of zer (because PC = CortisoL + Seb of Quebec's grinders Fistfuck + D7i Records and Max from Montreal's major headache The Discord Of A Forgotten Sketch). The first President Camacho release is the legendary 10 songs Zer CD ashtray, totally sold out. Dentïst is the other name we took to play thrashing metalized punk sludge in '06/'07. The change of band name seems now moot and pointless. We probably tried to be strategists in our marketing... We did Fleischkraft and half of Only Meat Israel... under that name. September 12 was our first moniker, we recorded the Power Methan demo and then an album called CortisoL, then decided it was cooler to use CortisoL as the name (this is the S12 album). Peace Of Meat was released this week on Monday as a limited series of 100 digipaks, with the fantastic artwork of Ruedi Schorno - thanks a million times Ruedi! Peace Of Meat conducts 71 minutes and 30 seconds of carnal doom and sludge, including an Eisenvater 'Fleisch' cover. The CD does sound better - larger | heavier - than the mp3s. The doom plague needs more space than the mp3 treatment... I also just found some more copies (shrink wrapped!) hidden in a hidden box of the other releases so for the plastic junkies, let's make good use of all this solidified petroleum in our supermarket: CortisoL - Peace of Meat CD - 2010 Digipak - $20 CortisoL - Only Meat Israel... - 2006 CD - $10 President Camacho - Libido Of The Living Dead - 2009 CD - $15 All 3 CDs above - $25 CortisoL - T-shirt (S, M and a very few L) - $20 Dollars include shipping anywhere. The other CDs are out of print but copies are still floating around on various distros. The metal-cases editions of Fleischkraft and S12 are totally not available anywhere. CortisoL On MySpace President Camacho On MySpace Also check out Pierre Luc (CortisoL's drummer)'s wacky project Noia

Marielle does the Fleisch chorus and has very nice tits. Bravo Marielle.

CortisoL - fleischkraft

CortisoL - fleischkraft, Canada 2008 Zer. Record seeking label for release. Please comment. Zer. CortisoL