Sunday, September 30, 2018


Ahab - The Call Of The Wretched Sea - 2006
Ahab - The Divinity Of Oceans - 2009
Ahab - The Giant - 2012
Ahab - The Boats Of The Glen Carrig - 2015
01. Ahab - The Call Of The Wretched Sea, 2006 CD Album
     Napalm Records, Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR 198, NPR 198 CD, npr 198
02. Ahab - The Divinity Of Oceans, 2009 CD Album
     Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR 300, NPR 300 CD
03. Ahab - The Giant, 2012 CD Album
     Mazzar Records - MZR CD 548
04. Ahab - The Boats Of The Glen Carrig, 2015 CD Album Limited Edition
     Napalm Records - NPR 598 LTD
Underwater funerarium! Specializing in the nautical variation of the funeral doom weaponry, Ahab pay their fair share of gravitational constants and bulldozing beauty. It is always a fascinating experience to be rocked from sweet sadness to infinite crushing. The melodic and the heavy interact and mutually respond through irresistible tides and massive tsunamis. It is the sounds of sophisticated barbarians digging the crust with giant machinery. Everything is very large and very wide, the horizon is black and there are forces beyond comprehension at play. It is just perfect and brilliant and overwhelming and magnificent. Play it very loud. The doom metal lover finds here a treasure of highest value. The doomiverse is deep and we shall all dive without hesitation with all the mass of Ahab. Face first!
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!ZER Ahab ZER!

Thursday, September 27, 2018

Almost a reload: Volcano + She-Ja

She-Ja - Stand Proud! - All For Heavy Metal - 1996
Volcano - Die Hard - 2000
Volcano - Violent - 2000
Volcano - Davi - 2001
Volcano - Mythology - 2011
  -   - 2014
Volcano - Melt - 2015
Volcano - Juggernaut - 2016
Volcano - Leviathan - 2017
Volcano - Darker Than Black - 2018
01. She-Ja - Stand Proud! - All For Heavy Metal, 1996 CD Album
     Bareknuckle - AVCB-66054
02. Volcano - Die Hard, 2000 CD EP
     Compozila - SHOCK-001
03. Volcano - Violent, 2000 CD Album
     Bareknuckle - AVCB-66079
04. Volcano - Davi, 2001 CD Album
     Victor - VICP-61365
05. Volcano - Mythology, 2011 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-002
06. She-Ja - Dual World , 2014
07. Volcano - Melt, 2015 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-007
08. Volcano - Juggernaut, 2016 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-008
09. Volcano - Leviathan, 2017 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-009
10. Volcano - Darker Than Black, 2018 CD Album
     Metallic Core - MC-011
Requested: rezerred.
After he left Gargoyle, She-Ja started the awesome thrashing speed-metal Volcano that sounds like a more muscular Loudness. Volcano only make first class albums and it is all the more impressive since they just released Darker Than Black, their fourth album in three years, and it is probably their best. I can't be absolutely sure yet, I might still be under the excitement of novelty. Four five-star albums in three years, who can beat that? And is Darker Than Black really better than the über-classic Violent? Stay tuned and bang that head! Volcano thrashing metalizer forever triplazer!
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!ZER Volcano, She-Ja ZER!

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Sunday, September 23, 2018


Furia - Martwa Polska Jesień - 2007
Furia - Grudzień Za Grudniem - 2009
Furia - Płoń - 2009
Furia - Halny - 2010
Furia - Marzannie, Królowej Polski - 2012
Furia - Nocel - 2014
Furia - Księżyc Milczy Luty - 2016
Furia - Guido - 2017
01. Furia - Martwa Polska Jesień, 2007 CD Album Reissue
     Pagan Records - MOON 072
     Reissue from 2011
02. Furia - Grudzień Za Grudniem, 2009 CD Album
     Pagan Records - MOON CD 059
03. Furia - Płoń, 2009 CD Mini-Album
     Pagan Records - MOON CD 056
04. Furia - Halny, 2010 CD Mini-Album
     Pagan Records - MOON 065
05. Furia - Marzannie, Królowej Polski, 2012 CD Album
     Pagan Records, Pagan Records - MOON 079, MOON CD 079
06. Furia - Nocel, 2014 CD Album
     Pagan Records - Moon 096
07. Furia - Księżyc Milczy Luty, 2016 CD Album
     Pagan Records - MOON 107
08. Furia - Guido, 2017 CD EP
     Pagan Records - MOON106
Magnifying the zer to its zerrest! The left hand of black metal never rests. Furia now resides in that special heaven in the zeriverse where sonic giants like Type O Negative or Cobalt know how to ignore boundaries without being in free fall. Furia are much more than black metal ("nekrofolk" they say), they are music with axes and bulldozers and also trees and rivers and poison and serpents from unknown continents. This is one of my marvels of the 21st century. So much awesomeness between war and slumber, pillaging and meditation ! To top it all, the exceptional fast, slow, intense, quiet, hypnotic music is propelled by a perfectly adjusted production that heats the whole plate to its ideal temperature. Not computer-sounding polished, the instrumental moves and the wizard voices are perfectly conveyed to the reptilian cortex like a piece of vibrating meat. It is impossible to define the favorite entry, although Nocel and the very special Luty will require the physics and chemistry Nobel prizes very soon. Extreme level of zer!
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!ZER Furia ZER!

Friday, September 21, 2018


Disrupt - Unrest  - 1994 01. Disrupt - Unrest , 1994 CD Album Reissue
     Relapse Records - RR 6906-2
Requested, zerred. Those interested in a round trip into Extreme Noise Terror territory, please join Disrupt in their impersonation. Disrupt sound so much like ENT that the first time I heard this, I though ENT had changed their name. But no, just talented imitators who deliver precisely fast, raw, pissed-off crust thrashcore of the punkest sort. Fans of Disgust, get ready and bang that head til zer!
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!ZER Disrupt ZER!

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Reload: Powertrip

Powertrip - When We Cut, We Bleed - 1983
Powertrip - When Cut We Bleed - 1983
01. Powertrip - When We Cut, We Bleed, 1983 CD Album Reissue Compilation
     Amsterdamned Records - 70029-2
     Reissue from 2000 - 14-19: demo & rehearsal
02. Powertrip - When Cut We Bleed, 1983 Vinyl LP Album
     Public Records - PR 100001
Demanded: rezerred.
Remove brackets and unzip: [glow zer trip]
!ZER Powertrip ZER!

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Iron Christ

Iron Christ - Getting The Most Out Of Your Extinction - 1987/1989 01. Iron Christ - Getting The Most Out Of Your Extinction, 1987/1989 CD Album Deluxe Edition Reissue Remastered
     Divebomb Records, Tribunal Records - DIVE021, DIVE021
     Reissue from 2012 - 11-13: Ironchrist EP, 14-16: Ironchrist demo
Let us exhume another minor 80s thrash metal classic! Fans of Acrophet and Sacred Reich must feed on this gem nonstop. Harsh thrash and mean steam: nothing new, even in 1987, but it still does rip a piece of your skull. Bang that head and thrash til zer!
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!ZER Iron Christ ZER!

Thursday, September 13, 2018


Doomriders - Black Thunder - 2005
Doomriders - Darkness Come Alive - 2009
Doomriders - Grand Blood - 2013
01. Doomriders - Black Thunder, 2005 CD Album
     Deathwish - DW46
02. Doomriders - Darkness Come Alive, 2009 CD Album
     Deathwish - DWI95
03. Doomriders - Grand Blood, 2013 CD Album
     Deathwish - DW148
Rocking magnificence! That glowing first album is the perfect storm of solid aggressive rock, punk rock and twin guitar riffs. Fans of Annihilation Time should notice - they probably already have. In the mood for a mix of Rollins, Gwar and the non-death metal parts of the Entombed catalog? Blast it to 11! The next two album are shining masterpieces of more sophisticated sounds of fury:  it gets darker, gloomier, more emotional, more hardcore, actually it makes me think I am listening to the reincarnation of Verbal Assault, revamped and modernized of course - especially on Grand Blood. This is just awesome, since everybody has been missing Verbal Assault for so long. A triplet of triplazering winners!
Remove brackets and unzip: [riders of doom]
!ZER Doomriders ZER!

Now this: the EUSSR, aka the European Reich, voted yesterday an interesting piece of legislative sodomy that pushes the internet link tax and the internet upload filter. Read about it here and there.

The core of it: websites will have to pay to post links to copyrighted material, and uploads of any kind (images, sounds, texts, videos...) will have to be verified before publication in order to avoid copyright infringement. Since copyright is theft, this is a chemically pure mix of fascism and communism. That's what you get with democracy. Fuck you, voters.

What it means for the Church of Zer: this site may disappear next year (I understand this law will be enforced starting in 2019). I have yet to understand how this will be implemented, but if it is platform dependent, I guess Google will simply pull the plug on its platform (which hosts this blog) to avoid costly and crippling compliance to this shit.
If it is only visitor-dependent, Google may only block visitors from the EU. In that case, simply use a VPN and position yourself in any country that is not a European Reich member, e.g. Switzerland.
In any case, since I only post copyrighted material here - FUCK COPYRIGHTS - Church of Zer is the exact target for such ridiculous laws.
Wait and see. Burn politicians alive. Fuck them all with chainsaws. Feed them to the hogs.

On a side note, another syphilitic whore in the UK is trying to push a bill to ban private groups on social media.

The rise of the scum is not stopping.

#KillEmAll #BenitoMitUns

Tuesday, September 11, 2018


Killer - Ready For Hell - 1980
Killer - Wall Of Sound - 1982
Killer - Shock Waves - 1984
Killer - Fatal Attraction - 1990
01. Killer - Ready For Hell, 1980 CD Album
     Mausoleum - 704105.2
     Reissue from 1994
02. Killer - Wall Of Sound, 1982 Vinyl LP Album Reissue
     Mausoleum Records - SKULL 8302
     Reissue from 1983
03. Killer - Shock Waves, 1984 Vinyl LP Album
     Mausoleum Records - SKULL 8320
04. Killer - Fatal Attraction, 1990 CD Album Reissue
     Mausoleum Records - 251003 , Compilation
     Reissue from 2002 - Contains 14 songs by: Shorty, Killer
Hard rocking heavy metal from Belgium! A very enjoyable batch of greasy distortion for fans of Motörhead and Raven! And the winner is : the amazing Shock Waves. Rezering hard triplazering rock!!!
Remove brackets and unzip: [rock til you zer]
!ZER Killer ZER!

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Reload: Direct Action

Direct Action - Trapped In A World - 1985 01. Direct Action - Trapped In A World, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Irate Faction Records - none
Requested: rezerred.
Remove brackets and unzip: [trapped in a zer]
!ZER Direct Action ZER!

Friday, September 7, 2018

Pungent Stench

Pungent Stench - For God Your Soul ... For Me Your Flesh - 1990
Pungent Stench - Been Caught Buttering - 1991
Pungent Stench - Dirty Rhymes And Psychotronic Beats - 1993
Pungent Stench - Club Mondo Bizarre - 1994
Pungent Stench - Praise The Names Of The Musical Assassins - 1997
Pungent Stench - Masters Of Moral - Servants Of Sin - 2001
Pungent Stench - Ampeauty - 2004
Dr. Heathen Scum, Pungent Stench - The Pungent Stench Sessions - 2010
Pungent Stench - Smut Kingdom - 2018
01. Pungent Stench - For God Your Soul ... For Me Your Flesh, 1990 CD Album Remastered
     Nuclear Blast - NB 029CD
     Reissue from 1993
02. Pungent Stench - Been Caught Buttering, 1991 CD Album
     Nuclear Blast America - IMP. NBA 6023/2
03. Pungent Stench - Dirty Rhymes And Psychotronic Beats, 1993 CD Mini-Album
     Nuclear Blast - NB 078 CD
04. Pungent Stench - "Club Mondo Bizarre" For Members Only, 1994 CD Album
     Nuclear Blast America, Nuclear Blast America - NBA 6904-2, NB 079-2
05. Pungent Stench - Praise The Names Of The Musical Assassins, 1997 CD Compilation
     Nuclear Blast - NB 293-2
     1-5: split with Disharmonic Orchestra, 6-19: EP and compilation tracks
06. Pungent Stench - Masters Of Moral - Servants Of Sin, 2001 CD Album
     Nuclear Blast - NUCLEAR BLAST 6677-2
07. Pungent Stench - Ampeauty, 2004 CD Album
     Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 1331-2, 1331-2
08. Dr. Heathen Scum, Pungent Stench - The Pungent Stench Sessions, 2010 CDr Album
     Mentor Records - none
09. Pungent Stench - Smut Kingdom, 2018 CD Album
     Dissonance Productions - DISS084CDD
An obvious post after the Disharmonic Orchestra job. Pungent Stench, the other Austrian metal marvel, grab you by the neck (or elsewhere) and shove your head into their bottomless pit of sleazy thrashing death sludge and you ask for more. The split and the first album offer full satisfaction to Napalm Death | Terrorizer | Autopsy worshipers. They are the perfectly fast, greasy, unclean, meat-grinding sweatshops we all crave. The formidable Been Caught Buttering starts to incorporate more groove in the form of Carnivore | Entombed oil spillage - maybe my favorite triplazering release of the lot, a true force of beastly nature. The next two releases slow the business down into a death rock casket, not unlike what the swedeath scene would make a couple of years later. Then after their initial 1997 breakup, they came back with three marvelous albums where the death and the thrash overtook their rightful positions: on top! Less rock, more bulldozing. Ampeauty is my favorite of this second discography that comes loaded with added Celtic Frost genes into the mix, still with the Carnivore echo which the excellent last album Smut Kingdom (actually from 2007, only released this year) utilizes best. The only entry that can be safely ignored is that Heathen Scum rock album with the dude from the Mentors, rather flaccid from all angles. Other than that, Pungent Stench rip and slash and thrash til triplazer forever on top of the dome of the zeriverse of classic monstrosities!
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!ZER Pungent Stench ZER!


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