Calhoun Conquer

01. Calhoun Conquer - ... And Now You're Gone!, 1987 12''      Chainsaw Murder Records - CM 005 02. Calhoun Conquer - Lost In Oneself, 1989 CD      Aaarrg Records - AAARRG 22 Requested rezer of one classic piece of Swiss metal history. Somewhere between mid-era Coroner and Voïvod, this is brilliantly crafted post-thrash (which means no agricultural explosions of aural debauchery but technically improved constructions layered on thrash riffing) augmented with a magnificent cover of Husker Dü's Diane (it appears on both releases!). I wonder why they disappeared; at a time when Celtic Frost where worse than Metallica, there was room for the blooming of Calhoun Conquer. I bet my best underwear we will never witness a Calhoun Conquer reunion. It is sad, but thanks to the magic of the worldwide funneled electrons, we can still all delightfully consume these classy releases. Thank you electricity. Lyon 1991 avec Victims Family! !ZER Calhoun Conquer ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [Parallel Zer]

Now sit tight and watch the hilarious combined disaster of the worst of the cinematographic assembly line that has already delivered an infinite supply of catatonic and nauseous catalogs of mongoloid pixels teaming with the bottomless pit of musical diarrhea that has polluted the metal world for 25 years finally sink in sync to the nadir of /dev/null:

2505 is nearer than you think!