ZOM - Flesh Assimilation

01. ZOM - Flesh Assimilation, 2014 CD Album      Invictus Productions, Dark Descent Records - IP057, DDR106CD Back from a week at an IT conference. The closing event was a party featuring a show with Icona Pop and Gwen Stefani. I was floored. Unexpected extension of the antizer! I had suspected it existed but had never experienced such infect blasphemy for the ear, the mind and the flesh. This show was my most horrible descent into the apparently bottomless vertical tunnels of mediocrity. I could not even bring myself to get drunk, and there was a huge open bar! The two Swedes cannot sing, cannot dance, cannot write sentences, they'd better enroll in amateur porn. Then Guano Stefani manufactured an impersonation of Madonna with even less talent, which is an achievement I must admit. No singing, no lyrics, no musical background, the invincible force of vapidness was overwhelming. I am still speechless. Quack quack quack march the gooses. Back to the hotel, blasted the ZOM terror horror antidote! Thanks to ZOM, the disinfection was quick. Nothing like a good drowning in the death swamp of Korpse, Hellhammer, Coffins and Grave! Magnificent black filth of blasting doom triplazerification! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer manifestation] !ZER ZOM ZER!