Reload: Colored Rice Men

01. Colored Rice Men - アスファルトデス, 1998 Vinyl 12" 45 RPM Mini-Album      Blood Sucker Records, Rebelabel - BSR-027, REB-007 02. Colored Rice Men - New Animal Life, 1999 Vinyl LP Album      Blood Sucker Records - BSR-047 03. Colored Rice Men - Wan, 2001 CD      Blood Sucker Records, Rebelabel - bsr-063, reb-020 04. Colored Rice Men - ...Jealousy Wars, 2002 CD Album Limited Edition      Blood Sucker Records - BSR-066 05. Colored Rice Men - No Numbers, 2007 CD Compilation      Blood Sucker Records, Rebelabel - BSR-047, REB-015      1997/1998/1999 demos 06. Colored Rice Men - See Your Back !!, 2007 CD Album      Blood Sucker Records, Rebelabel - BSR-091, REB-023 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [colorizer] !ZER Colored Rice Men ZER!

Funeral Bitch

01. Funeral Bitch - The Demos, 1987 CD Compilation      Nuctemeron Records - NUCTEMERON-01      Reissue from 2013 Thrash till zer! From the galaxy of bands involving Paul Speckmann (Master, Death Strike, Cadaveric Poison...), Funeral Bitch is one of the most virulent. Their output is limited to three killer demos, two of which appear on this compilation. This is rabid thrash metal at the speed of death, where the operating principle is IN YOUR FACE. No intros, no decoration, no time to lose, only short hostile bursts of three riffs thrash attacks that should have NYC Mayhem, Siege with metal riffs and, why not, Repulsion fans raise an eyebrow, and then bang their heads against the stove. This is more brutal than Possessed or Dark Angel and much less polished, fuck yeah! You can listen to the new Dark Funeral that came out yesterday, or blast something that will truly make your ears bleed with the taste of dirt and the smell of smoke - then it's Funeral Bitch time! Triplazering mega thrashing death till rezer! Remove brackets and unzip: [funeralizer] !ZER Funeral Bitch ZER!

Reload: Onslaught

01. Onslaught - The Shadow Of Death, 1983 CD Compilation      Candlelight Records, Blackend - Candlep226cd, none      Reissue from 2008 - 3 Demos 02. Onslaught - Power From Hell, 1985 Vinyl LP Album      Pusmort - PUSMORT 0012-05 03. Onslaught - Power From Hell, 1985 CD Album Reissue      Powerage - PRAGE 001CD      Reissue from 1996 04. Onslaught - The Force, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Under One Flag - FLAG 1 05. Onslaught - The Force, 1986 CD Album Reissue      Powerage - PRAGE 002CD      Reissue from 1996 06. Onslaught - Let There Be Rock, 1987 Vinyl 12"      Under One Flag, Under One Flag - 12FLAG 103, 12 FLAG 103 07. Onslaught - Live In Eindhoven, 1987 08. Onslaught - Live In Milano, 1987 09. Onslaught - In Search Of Sanity, 1989 CD Album      London Records - 828142-2 10. Onslaught - Killing Peace, 2007 CD Album      Candlelight Records - CANDLE151CD 11. Onslaught - Live Damnation, 2009 Hybrid DualDisc Album      Candlelight Records - Candle280CD 12. Onslaught - Sounds Of Violence, 2011 CD Album      AFM Records - AFM 323-2 13. Onslaught - VI, 2013 Vinyl LP Album Limited Edition      AFM Records, AFM Records - AFM 444-1, AFM 444-11 14. Onslaught - VI, 2013 CD Album      Spiritual Beast - IUCP-16174 15. Onslaught - Live At The Slaughterhouse, 2016 CD Album, DVD DVD-Video      AFM Records - AFM 516-7 16. Onslaught - Generation Antichrist, 2020 CD Album      AFM Records - AFM 568-9 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [generation antizer] !ZER Onslaught ZER!

Brigade Of Crow

01. Brigade Of Crow - Delta Blues Narkotik, 2018 CD Album Limited Edition Reissue      Thrashing Cult Records - TCRC-015      Reissue from 2021 - with 5 bonus tracks Ultra motörizing punk rocking thrash! They sport the same acronym as Blue Öyster Cult, but they deliver quite another level of temperature and blood. This is like The Dwarves and Zeke invoking seven ghosts of Lemmy at the speed of Golers. In a live setting, they must destroy the audience, but one may achieve privately the same results with their neighbours since the only proper level to play BOC is 11. Triplazering extra hot headbanger discharge to rock until you drop!!! Remove brackets and unzip: [motorizer] !ZER Brigade Of Crow ZER!

1914

01. 1914 - Eschatology Of War, 2015 CD Album      Archaic Sound - RITE 020 02. Minenwerfer, 1914 - Ich Hatt Einen Kameraden, 2016 CD      Archaic Sound - RITE 021 , Compilation      Contains 8 songs by: Minenwerfer, 1914 03. 1914 - The Blind Leading The Blind, 2018 CD Album Limited Edition      Archaic Sound, Redefining Darkness - RITE 031, REDA 034 04. 1914 - Where Fear And Weapons Meet, 2021 CD Album      Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR1068DP, NPR1068CD After the SS-18 post, it was only natural to follow up with Ukrainian black metal, ergo this update of the 1914 front. This is one of the most brilliant new bands, as confirmed by the three new releases since Eschatology, the most amazing of the lot - which is not to say the rest is not also very first grade neck-breaking, head-banging and meat-mauling. So, let's dedicate this to the vermin that walks under the name Vladimir Putin and to the pile of dungs that obey his orders willfully or not. Let's dedicate both SS-18 and 1914 posts to all the tenias that organized this new war by proxy in parallel to the existing conflicts, i.e. the entirety of NATO officials, "journalists" and other "pundits", "experts" and "advisors" who set this blood bath up. A special mention to our favorite diarrhea Justin "the brown bot" Trudeau. Tie them all to an Elon Musk rocket and shoot it into the sun. 1914 rule and will provide the perfect soundtrack for this liberating event. And if you support the infinitely ridiculous boycott of Russian products that hurt ordinary people who have nothing to do with all that evil crap, fuck you too with a shovel, ape, the Church shits in your useless throat. Instead of pouring that Russian vodka into the sewer, why don't you shower with it and then play for a minute with a lighter, or a torch? Remove brackets and unzip: [impale all politicians] !ZER 1914 ZER!

The Church likes to help people directly, i.e. bypassing the corrupt channels of fake charity setup by the rats at the UN and its subsidiaries or associate mafias. On a regular basis, the Church uses Bandcamp to donate to actual people - Ukrainians or Russians or Venezuelans or etc. Today this post was completed with this purchase although the files were already on the Church hard drive.


Hang all politicians to lamp posts, without exception.

X-Creta (again)

01. X-Creta - Patronizing The Heterodox, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Punk Etc. - TORPO 6 02. X-Creta - We Will Thrash You!! 1984-86, 2020 Vinyl LP Album Compilation, CD Album Compilation      F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 207 03. X-Creta - We Will Thrash You!! 1984-86, 2020 Vinyl LP Album Compilation, CD Album Compilation      F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 207 NRAR. The Church has been blasting the classic X-Creta since LP 1986 because it is one short bomb of crossover thrash. A Church classic! Face towards enemy. The only sadness has been the absence of any subsequent release. So when FOAD released the We Will Thrash You demo compilation, feverish excitement ensued. It is nicely packaged as all FOAD releases, and that's the only nice comment to make because the Church is now twice as frustrated about the lack of post-Patronizing release. The rehearsals and live recordings on the comp sound like shit, but Lärm and Rapt fans know how to deal with noise. Now boombox audience recordings are rarely a good experience, and here, they're not. Then there are the demos, and their juvenile punk rock, where even the killer songs later re-recorded for Patronizing are a drag, and they also sound very thin. "Interesting" (the worst comment about something) for the archeozerist wishing to complete his collection, but repeat playing shall top at 2 (the second one to make sure it is crap). Nothing on this compilation remotely matches the power and class found on Patronizing, it's amazing how fast this band matured from bad punk rock to deadly crossover thrash. Bang your head to that classic album and continue wishing we will find a door to a parallel universe where another couple of X-Creta albums exist! Remove brackets and unzip Patronizing The Heterodox: [patronizer] Remove brackets and unzip We Will Thrash You!!: [gravitation] !ZER X-Creta ZER!

Reload: Subverse + Desecration

01. Desecration - Damaged By Decibels - The Discography, 0 CD Compilation Unofficial Release      Not On Label - none 02. Subverse, Desecration - Desecration / Crunch, 1987 Vinyl LP      Manic Ears Records - ACHE 008 , Compilation      Contains 22 songs by: Subverse, Desecration 03. Subverse - Aural Regurgitations, 2012 CD Compilation      Boss Tuneage - BTRCRS050J Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [desecraverse] !ZER Subverse, Desecration ZER!

SS-18

01. SS-18 - Technogen Pandemonium, 2009 CD Album Limited Edition      Horned Tomb Productions - HORN03 02. SS-18 - Tetraktis, 2012 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered      Thou Shalt Kill! Records, Thou Shalt Kill! Records - УБИЙ! CD 14, T.S.K.! CD 14 03. SS-18 - Epoch Of Firewinged, 2013 CD EP Limited Edition Numbered      Thou Shalt Kill! Records, Thou Shalt Kill! Records - T.S.K! CD 18, УБИЙ! CD 18 04. SS-18 - Nuklearpteryx, 2014 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered      Thou Shalt Kill! Records - T.S.K! CD 20 05. SS-18 - Kurukshetra Brahmastra War, 2017 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered      Thou Shalt Kill! Records - УБИЙ! CD 28 | T.S.K! CD 28 06. SS-18 - Brighter Than A Thousand Suns, 2019 CD Mini-Album Limited Edition Numbered      Thou Shalt Kill! Records - УБИЙ! CD 31 / T.S.K! CD 31 07. SS-18 - Lost Warheads, 2022 File FLAC x 6      Not On Label - none The time is ripe for a large serving of nuclear war black metal from Russia. Enjoy the relentless deflagrations and the obliteration of everything. SS-18 capture with perfection the essence and the hostility of the final sound wave. The glorious march to total death courtesy of your political owners has the soundtrack it deserves. No compromise in an expert delivery of utter blackness at maximum speed and hate and an absolutely amazing Voïvod cover on Brighter Than A Thousand Suns make this lot unavoidable for the zerist serious about his black metal. The Church has been blasting SS-18 for two days and the blackiverse orbits the black star of SS-18 forever and there is no end in sight. Fuck all politicians from all regions and parties with a radioactive missile each, deep deep deep, and never cease. Then  cut them open from neck to pubes and hang them to lampposts with their own guts while blasting SS-18 at 11. Fuck. Remove brackets and unzip: [nuclearizer] !ZER SS-18 ZER!

Döraid

01. Döraid - Fight Against Oneself, 2014 CD Compilation      Törture-Machine Records - törture-024 02. Döraid - The Early Inferno Tapes Naked, 2014 CD Compilation      Törture-Machine Records - törture-023 03. Döraid - Death Line City, 2014 CD Compilation      Törture-Machine Records - törture-025 04. Döraid - Nightmare Brigade, 2019 CD Album      Hello From The Gutter - HFTG-42 05. Döraid - Midnight, 2022 CD Album Limited Edition      Thrashing Cult Records - TCRC-008 Thanks to an eminent member of the Zerbook, the Church could recently complete its Döraid collection and reach higher planes of Japanese crossover bliss. Crossover must not be taken here for its most common meaning as in another D.R.I. | Excel derivation, but rather as the primal hybrid of early 80s evil metal of the Venom | Warfare | Tank family with a slice of The Accüsed and early 80s punk bursts of the Gastunk | The Execute | GISM branch, who themselves already drew on venomous metalification. Actually Döraid very efficiently replicate what Ghoul were doing, in sound, style and spirit. Ghoul were a punk-Venom thing too, the cycle of leather'n'hell repeats forever and it is awesome. The unlimited offspring of Venom never cease to rock the Church. Crow and AGE also come to mind - only top zerified references! Blasting Döraid to 11 returns the listener to 1983 with a potent neck ache. Bang that head! There is of course a strong Motörhead presence in this discography, the solos are brilliant, the rough production fits perfectly (no clinically computerized Relapse-like anesthesia here), the gang choruses rip, everything rocks! Some songs are so great they will bring you to tears. The neanderthrashonaut punkorensis is at home and his cave resonates with the pounding of Döraid until the very last riff! Forever triplazering metal punk! Remove brackets and unzip: [metallipunkizer] !ZER Döraid ZER!