Reload: Nailed Down

01. Nailed Down - Violent Distortion, 1995 CD Mini      Profane Existence Far East - EASTEXIST 2 02. Nailed Down - Leak Of Deadly Bacteria, 1996 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM      Spiral Objective - SPIRAL - 8 03. Nailed Down - Atrocious Damnation, 1997 Vinyl 10" 33 ⅓ RPM      Ecocentric Records - E.R. #145 04. Nailed Down - Honour And Glory, 1997 Flexi-disc 8" EP 33 ⅓ RPM      Six Weeks - SW-21 05. Nailed Down - Might Is Right, 2002 Vinyl 7" 33 ⅓ RPM Limited Edition      Power It Up - P.I.U. #1 06. Nailed Down - Perth Wolfpack, 2002 Vinyl LP Album      Power It Up - P.I.U. #02 07. Nailed Down - Resurrection, 2003 CD Album      First Blood Family - FBF - 006 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [zerred up] !ZER Nailed Down ZER!

Bestial Raids

01. Bestial Raids - Reversed Black Trinity, 2007 CD Album      Morbid Moon Records - MMR 013 CD    02. Bestial Raids - Prime Evil Damnation, 2011 CD Album      Nuclear War Now! Productions - ANTI-GOTH 197    03. Bestial Raids - Master Satan's Witchery, 2016 CD Album      Nuclear War Now! Productions - ANTI-GOTH 332 WAR METAL! What is war metal? War metal is Hellhammer and Bathory at the speed of Napalm Death and Repulsion. War metal is black and dirty, war metal is the sound of the final collapse of the ruins over the smoldering corpses of anything that used to move, war metal is the greatest overture on a Monday morning. Bestial Raids is war metal! Bestial Raids do it by the book, like 666 666 other war metallists since Blasphemy, war metal is great and war metal ist Krieg. Unadulterated misanthropy and limitless attacks of the most primitive sonic structures to be found south of grindcore - this is war metal and it is awesome. No redemption, no sleaze, no hope, only war! War and Satan! The beast of war metal wants to kiss you with lips, tongue and then teeth. WAR!!! Remove brackets and unzip: [bestializer] !ZER Bestial Raids ZER!

Reload: Gastunk

01. Gastunk - 1984-07-07 - Shibuya Yaneura, Tokyo, 1984     tape bootleg 02. Gastunk - Dead Song, 1985 CD Album Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-303      Reissue from 2004 11. Gastunk - Geronimo , 2004 CD Single EP Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-305      Reissue from 2004 03. Gastunk - Under The Sun, 1987 CD Album Remastered Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-312      Reissue from 2004 04. Gastunk - Counter-Clock Wise, 1988 CD Single Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-308      Reissue from 2004 05. Gastunk - Mother, 1988 CD Album Limited Edition Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-313      Reissue from 2004 06. Various - A Farewell To Arms, 1988 Vinyl LP Compilation Reissue      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 009, NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS 009 , Compilation      Reissue of the Selfish Records compilation - Contains 17 songs by: Gauze, Lipcream, The Execute, Outo, Gastunk, Ghoul 07. Gastunk - The End, 1989 CD Album Reissue Remastered x 2      Reveil - TECN-385669~70      Reissue from 1999 - 1994 Reissue 08. Gastunk - Midnight Rain + 2 Songs, 1999 CD Compilation Stereo      Reveil - TECN20568 09. Gastunk - Rest In Peace ～Live At Akasaka Blitz～, 1999 CD Album      Reveil - TECN-31490 10. Gastunk - Early Singles, 2002 CD Compilation      Reveil - TECN-20814 12. Gastunk - Deadman's Face, 2010 CD Maxi-Single      Savanna Kitchen - DDCZ-1684 Requested: rezerred. PS: new CD rips. Remove brackets and unzip: [zertank] !ZER Gastunk ZER!

Wrathchild - Stakk Attakk

01. Wrathchild - Stakk Attakk, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Heavy Metal Records - HMR LP 18 This is surely the gayest record ever posted here. In the feverish quest for new gems that would bring as much rejoicing and neck-breaking as Show No Mercy and Shout At The Devil (yes I have been a uninterrupted fan of the first two Mötley Crüe records since day one, watch the hilarious Netflix biopic and shut up - then watch the more awesome Death Of Stalin), I was naturally attracted by this first Wrathchild record. It looked promising with all this glam boots and haircuts and makeup mixed with the spikes and leather of speed metal. A new classic? The middle-road of Destruction and Ratt (yes the first Ratt is amazing too)? Fuck no! 20 years before Saint-Anger, Stakk Attakk instantly became my reference for the worst "metal" album (if you can call it that - and excluding Sigue Sigue Sputnik from the contest). The songs are lame and bland with Olympic force, the production sucks major ass (what a ridiculous guitar sound) and - yes - most tracks feature a drum machine (a 1983 drum machine! pif paf bing bong). It is not even catchy, the singing and instrumentation are not remotely noticeable, it is a badly compiled snorefest that does not begins to threaten the supremacy of Twisted Sister. They can't even pose correctly, nor even write a semi-funny lyric line. Fuck Wrathchild with their own spiked underwear. This is a sad joke, do not download it. Remove brackets and unzip: [meh] !ZER Wrathchild ZER!

Un

01. Un - The Tomb Of All Things, 2015 CD Album      Black Bow Records - BBOW012 02. UN - Sentiment, 2018 CD Album      Translation Loss Records - TL-136 03. Coltsblood, Un - Coltsblood / Un, 2019 Cassette Album Limited Edition Numbered      Not On Label - none , Compilation      Contains 2 songs by: Coltsblood, Un - not ripped from the tape The contemporary funeral doom scene is alive and kicking thanks to entities like Eye Of Solitude, Abstract Spirit, Ataraxie and many others. Today we deal with the very fine manifestation of Un. It has all the best features of slow darkness with musicality and ambiance in its most potent forms. Originality is not a prominent selling point, but there is enough passion and personality to simply enjoy the processions without a breath. Funerality and gravity! Absolutely huge and zer! Un! Remove brackets and unzip: [fUNeralizer] !ZER Un ZER!

Mind Over Matter

01. Mind Over Matter - Hectic Thinking, 1993 Vinyl 7"      Wreck-Age - WAR011 02. Mind Over Matter - Security, 1994 CD      Wreck-Age - WAR015-2 03. Mind Over Matter - Automanipulation, 1995 CD Album      Wreck-Age - WAR023-2 In the 90s, the hardcore scene produced a different sound through inspiration from the likes of Helmet, Rollins Band or Fugazi. If I were in a nasty mood, I'd add that it was the last innovation from the hardcore scene. Mind Over Matter exemplify this perfectly. Yes, it sounds "hardcore", no it does not sound "punk". Slowly angry with a touch of desperation and a dark vibe full of dissonances, Mind Over Matter offer the ideal island of anguish and unease that any fan of the kvlt Die 116 or of the bigger names cited above should enjoy. Half-classic, all zerring greatness! Remove brackets and unzip: [main d'ovaire de ma soeur] !ZER Mind Over Matter ZER!

Reload: Sacrilege B.C.

01. Sacrilege B.C. - Live, 1985     bootleg tape 02. Sacrilege B.C. - Party With God, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Alchemy Records, Alchemy Records - VM 102, VM102 03. Sacrilege B.C. - Party With God, 1986 CD Album Reissue      November Fire Recordings - NFRCD-001      Reissue from 2008 - Remaster with 1985 4 tracks demo 04. Sacrilege B.C. - Too Cool To Pray, 1988 Vinyl LP Album      Medusa Records, Ever Rat Records, Alchemy Records - 7 72324-1, none, none 05. Sacrilege B.C. - Too Cool To Pray, 1988 CD Album Reissue      November Fire Recordings - NFRCD005      Reissue from 2011 - Remaster with 1990 5 tracks demo Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [party with zer] !ZER Sacrilege B.C. ZER!

A new beginning: Church Of Zer mandatory membership

There are too many socialists, conservatives and other flavors of democrats visiting the Church Of Zer.
In order to improve the quality of visitors and make politically inclined people taste their own soup of regulation, elitism, expropriation and forced intervention with real chunks of fascism, I am implementing a permit to access the site.

In effect tonight, access will be restricted to authorized permit holders only. No exception.

A web form will be available shortly on the front page that any visitor wishing to continue his.her browsing through the pages of the Church will have to complete. It will take no more than 35 minutes to fill, including the recording of a short video statement where the applicant acknowledges that taxation is theft and that intellectual property is a fraud.
A small administrative fee of $37.50 shall be collected upon approval of your membership application before your permit is activated.

This protective measure shall be effective today at 11:50 PM EST.

Reload: Mind Over Four

01. Mind Over Four - Desperate Expression, 1984 Vinyl 12" EP      Not On Label - none      mp3 02. Mind Over Four - Out Here, 1987 Vinyl LP Album      Triple X Records - 51005-1 03. Mind Over Four - Mind Over Four, 1989 Vinyl LP Album      Destiny Records - 05252-08 04. Mind Over Four - The Goddess, 1990 Vinyl LP Album      Caroline Records, Caroline Records - CARLP 9, 210 718 05. Mind Over Four - Half Way Down, 1993 CD Album      Restless Records - RR 9072 2 06. Mind Over Four - Empty Hands, 1995 CD Album      Bullet Proof Records, Bullet Proof Records - IRS 993.611, 7243 4 84266 2 8 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [out zer] !ZER Mind Over Four ZER!

Nations On Fire + Scraps

01. Scraps - Apartheid, 1986 Vinyl 7" 33 ⅓ RPM      Aaltrack Records - none 02. Nations On Fire, Scraps - Strike The Match / Wrapped Up In This Society, 1992 CD Compilation      Strive Records - STR-02 , Compilation      Contains 29 songs by: Nations On Fire, Scraps Back to basics - back to the caves! Nations On Fire were an OK Belgian hardcore punk outfit, and Scraps were a French thrashcore band who sounded like an accelerated version of the UK anarchopunk thing, but way more mediocre: fast but sloppy, noisy but not as extreme as Lärm, angry but juvenile - this weak guitar sound, those atrocious vocals! NoF delivered the generic HC thing, the formula was well understood, but they appeared in the early 90s and by then they already sounded retro, without added personality or intensity or virtuosity to make their music noticeable, aka a waste of my time.  Lyrics wise, both bands inflict on their audience the ridiculous, prepubescent, irritatingly conformist mantras you'd expect from militant automatons. The depth of a beer can, the thinking power of a brick. I have tried to sell these discs for decades but nobody wants them. Remove brackets and unzip: [www.partidemission.org] !ZER Nations On Fire, Scraps ZER!

Candlemass

01. Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus, 1986 CD Album Reissue      Black Dragon Records - BDCD 013      Reissue from 1988 02. Candlemass - Nightfall, 1987 CD Album Enhanced Reissue Remastered x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD003      Reissue from 2001 03. Candlemass - Nightfall, 1987 CD Album Enhanced Reissue Remastered x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD003      Bonus disc: live, demos      Reissue from 2001 04. Candlemass - Ancient Dreams, 1988 CD Album      Metal Blade Records - 7 73340-2 05. Candlemass - Tales Of Creation, 1989 CD Album Enhanced Reissue Remastered x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD005 06. Candlemass - Tales Of Creation, 1989 CD Album Enhanced Reissue Remastered x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD005      Bonus disc: demos 07. Candlemass - Live, 1990 CD Album      Metal Blade Records - 9 26444-2 08. Candlemass - Chapter VI, 1992 CD Album Reissue Remastered, DVD      Peaceville - CDVILED216X      Reissue from 2006 09. Abstrakt Algebra - Abstrakt Algebra, 1995 CD Album      Megarock Records - MRRCD 024 10. Candlemass - Dactylis Glomerata & Abstrakt Algebra II, 1997 CD Album Reissue Remastered, CD Album      Peaceville - CDVILED217X , Compilation      Reissue from 2008 - Abstrakt Algebra II - Contains 20 songs by: Abstrakt Algebra, Candlemass 11. Candlemass - Dactylis Glomerata & Abstrakt Algebra II, 1998 CD Album Reissue Remastered, CD Album      Peaceville - CDVILED217X , Compilation      Reissue from 2008 - Contains 20 songs by: Abstrakt Algebra, Candlemass 12. Candlemass - From The 13th Sun, 1999 CD Album Reissue      Peaceville - CDVILED218      Reissue from 2008 13. Candlemass - Doomed For Live - Reunion 2002, 2003 CD Album x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD009 14. Candlemass - Doomed For Live - Reunion 2002, 2003 CD Album x 2      Powerline Records - PLRCD009 15. Candlemass - Candlemass, 2005 CD Album Limited Edition      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 1448-0, 27361 14480 16. Candlemass - King Of The Grey Islands, 2007 CD Album      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 1818-0, 27361 18180 17. Candlemass - Lucifer Rising, 2008 CD EP      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 2173-2, 2173-2 18. Candlemass - Death Magic Doom, 2009 CD Album, DVD DVD-Video PAL, All Media Limited Edition      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 2272-0, 27361 22720 19. Candlemass - Ashes To Ashes - Live, 2010 CD Album, DVD DVD-Video Multichannel NTSC Stereo      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 2446-2, 2446-2 20. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 21. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 22. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 23. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 24. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 25. Candlemass - Doomology, 2011 Vinyl LP x 7, Box Set Compilation Limited Edition      High Roller Records - HRR 166 26. Candlemass - Psalms For The Dead, 2012 CD Album      Napalm Records - NPR 427 27. Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus Live At Roadburn 2011, 2013 Vinyl LP Album, Vinyl LP Album Single Sided Etched, All Media Limited Edition      Svart Records - SVR186 28. Candlemass - Death Thy Lover, 2016 CD EP Limited Edition      Napalm Records, Die Hard Records - DHR059, DHR059 29. Candlemass - House Of Doom, 2018 CD EP Limited Edition      Napalm Records - NPR 780 DP 30. Candlemass - The Door To Doom, 2019 Box Set Deluxe Edition Limited Edition, CD Album Limited Edition      Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR 813 DB, NPR 813 DP House of zer! After over three decades of Candlemass, the doom metal crown is still firmly in their possession. The Dio/Sabbath formula spawned this entire branch of heavy metal and it is all great. If you do not know what Candlemass, doom metal or Dio/Sabbath stand for, in a nutshell it is not anything in the range of funeral, sludge, stoner nor death doom. Doom metal is majesty in mid-to-slow tempo under the hood of crunchy, sinister and melodic heavy metal. It is perfect metal. I find no bad album in this collection, actually I do not even find an average or sub-optimal entry here. This is doom metal nirvana! Candlemass have not usurped their royal status. I find no disappointment ever in their black light discography, but I still have my favorites and this might be the late 90s albums (the two awesome Abstrakt Algebra, Dactylis and 13th Sun), or it might be the Robert Lowe albums (mid-to-late 00's) - so heavy, or the Epicus live recording of 2011, or the original Epicus, who fucking knows, aaah, tough choice. But those late 90s releases have a subtle flavor of 70s that makes them special. Anyway, Canlemass rule forever and the new giant release The door to doom is not going to alter this domination. Light up the Candlemass and bring out your dead! Remove brackets and unzip: [the door to zer] !ZER Candlemass ZER!