Tuesday, October 17, 2017


Morsüre - Acceleration Process - 1985 01. Morsüre - Acceleration Process, 1985 Vinyl LP Album
     Devil's Records - MAD 2014
A couple of posts ago, I had nasty words for the 80s French punk bands. Obviously, the same case could be made against the 80s French metal bands. Many of them sucked incredibly, while others were amazing. Morsüre sit on the fine fence between incredible and ugly. My problem with this record has always been the abominable sound of the drums (which 1) were artificially accelerated in the studio 2) recorded using electronic pads; these two unfathomable sins cannot be redeemed). They sound horribly thin and plastic, and they definitely ruin the whole album. On the other hand, the music is a barrage of vicious thrash metal of Teutonic influence with rather nasty & complex riffs mixed with a crossover angle more competent than early Cryptic Slaughter. And for once with a French band (from the 80s), the vocals sound good, like a middle-ground between early Voïvod and early Assassin. Early, early, early. It's 1985! Fast, loud and merciless record! If it were not for the horrible drums, this would be a classic.
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Saturday, October 14, 2017


Adolescents - Adolescents - 1981
Adolescents - Brats In Battalions - 1987
Adolescents - Balboa Fun*Zone - 1988
Adolescents - The Fastest Kid Alive - 2011
01. Adolescents - Adolescents, 1981 CD Compilation Reissue
     Frontier Records - 4601-2-L , Compilation
     Reissue from 1990 - Contains 26 songs by: Rikk Agnew, Adolescents
02. Adolescents - Brats In Battalions, 1987 CD Album
     Triple X Records - 51061-2
     Reissue from 1991
03. Adolescents - Balboa Fun*Zone, 1988 CD Album
     Triple X Records - 51010-2
04. Adolescents - The Fastest Kid Alive, 2011 CD Album
     Concrete Jungle Records - 0206556CJR
US punk rock at its finest! That's the stuff DI and Zero Boys fans have always needed, and vice-versa. The insolent, catchy and vigorous songs shake the meat and swing the spirit in barefoot rocking punk fashion with such excellence that Adolescents forever sit at the round table of the classics. Rock until you drop!
PS: the sharing of knowledge about locations of FLAC rips of the 2005 to 2016 albums is of course welcome.
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Thursday, October 12, 2017

In The Woods...

In The Woods... - Heart Of The Ages - 1995
In The Woods... - A Return To The Isle Of Men - 1996
In The Woods... - Omnio - 1997
In The Woods... - Strange In Stereo - 1999
In The Woods... - Three Times Seven On A Pilgrimage - 2000
In The Woods... - Live At The Caledonien Hall - 2003
In The Woods... - Live At The Caledonien Hall - 2003
In The Woods... - Pure - 2016
01. In The Woods... - Heart Of The Ages, 1995 CD Album
     Misanthropy Records - AMAZON 004
02. In The Woods... - A Return To The Isle Of Men, 1996 CD Compilation Reissue
     Hammerheart Records - HHR007
03. In The Woods... - Omnio, 1997 CD Album
     Misanthropy Records - AMAZON 011
04. In The Woods... - Strange In Stereo, 1999 CD Album Reissue
     Candlelight Records USA - CANUS0065CD
     Reissue from 2003
05. In The Woods... - Three Times Seven On A Pilgrimage, 2000 CD Compilation
     Prophecy Productions - PRO024
06. In The Woods... - Live At The Caledonien Hall, 2003 CD Album x 2
     Karmakosmetix - kkx001
07. In The Woods... - Live At The Caledonien Hall, 2003 CD Album x 2
     Karmakosmetix - kkx001
08. In The Woods... - Pure, 2016 CD Album
     Debemur Morti Productions - DMP0146
Beauty of the atmospheric emergences! The elongated classy amalgames of heavy and light things combined into architectures of smooth soundscapes with strategic cliffs and rifts in these recordings are the fabric of all that is required to watch dead leaves fall from the surrendering trees.HEart of The Ages contains the only black metal sections, and they are vivid among the atmospheric parts. The other albums elaborate the progressions of cold metal and majestic rock with perfection and desire and an overwhelming feeling of positive conquest. And there is that superb White Rabbit cover. I demand a lot from this kind of bands who can bore my neuron quite quickly, but the victory of In The Woods... is complete despite their completely non-funeral, yes-lifeforce approach. No mourning today, always and forever In The Woods...!
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Monday, October 9, 2017

La Nouvelle Frontière, Pas De Frontière

Various - La Nouvelle Frontière, Pas De Frontière - 1987 01. Various - La Nouvelle Frontière, Pas De Frontière, 1987 Vinyl LP Compilation
     Panx Productions, Panx Productions - PP002, POBBS06 , Compilation
     Contains 22 songs by: Pin Prick, Vatican Commandos, Random Killing, President Fetch
Great compilation from 30 years ago! Actually, 75% great: President Fetch, Random Killing and Vatican Commandos deliver the goods in classic hardcore punk fashion with all the genericness but also all the competence. However Pin Prick is just a bad attempt at punk rock through its bad music and below ridiculous lyrics. They sadly represented some sort of a norm in the French 80s punk scene - on average, you  had the choice between hilarious pricks like Reich Orgasm whose bad music was secondary, and clueless items like Pin Prick whose music was rendered all the more painful by the abysmal singing and "lyrics". Alright, I may be unfair, but I have had too much of the very bad French punk shit in my youth. Never mention the abominations Bérurier Noir and Pariapunk in my presence! Fuck! Now let's concentrate on the good stuff on this compilation!
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Oh, a Church Of Zer facebook group!
Come comment, request stuff and complain about Ted Nugent!

Saturday, October 7, 2017

President Camacho

The endless self-propaganda continues. Newly uploaded old material for free download, from President Camacho who was alive from 2007 to 2009 and released these two things. This is more or less a reincarnation of Dentïst, aka CortisoL with noisy friends. I do bass, vocals, lyrics, sound production etc. Resurrection of the beast currently in process, with my friends from Teramobil. Stay tuned and count your teeth. ZerrRrRrrRrR!R!R!r R!R!R R !R !Rr R R! R!R ! Rr !R !R!! The only CD in the universe to have an ashtray as a booklet!

Thursday, October 5, 2017


Krypts - Unending Degradation - 2013
Krypts - Remnants Of Expansion - 2016
01. Krypts - Unending Degradation, 2013 CD Album
     Dark Descent Records - DDR073CD 
02. Krypts - Remnants Of Expansion, 2016 CD Album
     Dark Descent Records - DDR166CD
     Visit darkdescentrecords.bandcamp.com
Death. doom, Finland! First quality cavernous bash and gloom for martial funerals is always a treat at the Church. These two recordings offer nothing really new in the already vastly exploited territories of Disembowelment | Autopsy | Incantation, but they are nonetheless exquisite demonstrations of excellence and black heart. The first album has more of the explosions of speed, the second one is more focused on the doom. Both reek of the end of the universe and orbit the doomiverse with glory and pride. There is majesty in this heavy and unclean desperation, the tar swamps are opening and the beasts are salivating and many necks are yet to break. In the top of the decade! Killer doomification of the triplazer!
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Tuesday, October 3, 2017


Acme - ...To Reduce The Choir To One Soloist - 1996 01. Acme - ...To Reduce The Choir To One Soloist, 1996 CD Compilation
     Edison Recordings - edison 002
     EP and compilation tracks
To follow up on the Rorschach post, more new school hardcore: modernized, a little metallized, and much screaming. More in common with the likes of Deadguy | Knut etc. than with Poison Idea | Rattus, now bang your head against the floor.
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Sunday, October 1, 2017


Hades - Resisting Success / If At First You Don't Succeed - 1987
Hades - Resisting Success / If At First You Don't Succeed - 1988
Hades - Live On Location - 1991
Hades - Exist To Resist - 1995
Hades - Saviorself - 1998
Hades - The Downside - 2000
Hades - DamNation - 2001
01. Hades - Resisting Success / If At First You Don't Succeed, 1987 CD Compilation Reissue x 2
     Sixthman - SXM2-61040
     Reissue from 2005
02. Hades - Resisting Success / If At First You Don't Succeed, 1988 CD Compilation Reissue x 2
     Sixthman - SXM2-61040
     Reissue from 2005
03. Hades - Live On Location, 1991 CD
     Crook'd Records - cr0005
     Reissue from 2000
04. Hades - Exist To Resist, 1995 CD Album
     Black Pumpkin Records - BP9517
05. Hades - Saviorself, 1998 CD
     Metal Blade Records - SPV 085-102552
06. Hades - The Downside, 2000 CD Album
     Metal Blade Records - 3984-14283-2
07. Hades - DamNation, 2001 CD Album
     Metal Blade Records - 3984-14372-2
The good, the fast and the zering! Expert speed metal in the Agent Steel | Toxik | Realm category, full speed ahead, piercing ears and exploding windows! The first two albums are absolute classics that have not aged a bit. The live album is a masterpiece and the following releases have that darker, heavier vibe that reminded of Forbidden. Brilliance of the heavy metal and banging of all heads in recurring triplazeristic motions!
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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Rorschach - Autopsy

Rorschach - Autopsy - 1995 01. Rorschach - Autopsy, 1995 CD Compilation
     Gern Blandsten, Gern Blandsten - GERN014, GERN №14
     1-12: Remain Sedate 1990, 13-18: Needlepack 1991, 19-30: Protestant 1993, 31: My War 1991
Aggressive hardcore from the dark side! I don't know, is this a classic yet or not? It should because it is amazing. A bit of Siege, a hit of Septic Death, and then the seeds of the tortuous and screaming things that were to be developed by Deadguy and co. Abrasion and bleeding of the triplazer thrashing splatter motor!
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Monday, September 25, 2017

Syphilitic Vaginas - Complete Studio Collection II

Syphilitic Vaginas - Complete Studio Collection II - 2017 01. Syphilitic Vaginas - Complete Studio Collection II, 2017 File FLAC Compilation x 30
     Not On Label - none
     Visit syphiliticvaginas.bandcamp.com
The Swedish GISM replica strikes again! They seem to be dead, but the corpse is still moving, a vinyl box set even surfaced recently. This second compilation regroups the following awesomeness of sleazy satanic punk metal crossover:
Tracks 1-10:  Alpha Antichrist 12" (2011)
Tracks 11-21: from Death Freak 12" (2014)
Track 22: from Split 7" With Döraid (2011)
Tracks 23-27: 震災復興祈念盤 12" (2012)
Track 28: from Split 7" With Sabbat (2012)
Tracks 29-30: from Split 7" With Terror Squad (2012)
30 ways of getting your aural holes enlarged by expert recycling of GISM, Venom, Crude SS, Bathory, NME and Tank, only more disgusting and dripping with unidentified oils! Megazeristic fuck yeah!
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!ZER Syphilitic Vaginas ZER!

Friday, September 22, 2017

Gatecreeper - Sonoran Depravation

Gatecreeper - Sonoran Depravation - 2016 01. Gatecreeper - Sonoran Depravation, 2016 CD Album
     Relapse Records - RR7362
Swedeath metal from California! Two words: Grave & Dismember. With a bucket of Autopsy and Bolt Thrower if you wish. There is monstrous thickness of sound running on obvious hostility through simple yet dominating compositions. Other words that apply: bash, crush, slurp. And catchy, yes, so much so one becomes rapidly addicted. To be devoured many times! Recycled and embellished awesomeness of heavy deathonizer!
Remove brackets and unzip: [creeperizer]
!ZER Gatecreeper ZER!

Received my order today. So much fun!


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