Fastway

01. Fastway - Fastway, 1983 Vinyl LP Album      Columbia - FC 38662 02. Fastway - All Fired Up!, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Columbia - FC 39373 03. Fastway - Waiting For The Roar, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Columbia - FC 40268 04. Eddie Clarke - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over, 1994 CD Album      Griffin Music - GCDCE-157 05. Fastway - Eat Dog Eat, 2011 CD Album      Steamhammer - SPV 309852 Instead of furthering the mourning of this sad week, let's focus on the survivor before he dies too. Fast Eddie quit after Iron Fist to start Fastway with Pete Way from UFO, who actually did not show up. Who cares. The Fastway albums are quite excellent, and Eat Dog Eat even reaches the classic | amazing status for fans of textbook 80's hard rock. It is superb and warm, it deserves all the focus and consumption of any serious rock fan. If I may be blasphemous, I'll say it is better than Bäd Magic. Buy it! Happy new year everyone! Remove brackets and unzip: [born to zer] !ZER Fastway, Eddie Clarke ZER!

Hellsodomy - Sodomy Is Nigh

01. Hellsodomy - Sodomy Is Nigh, 2015 CD Album      Barbarian Wrath - WRATH666-059 At the confluence of Slayer | Massacre | Protector and other carnivorous ancestors of the thrashing death mania that enlarged the orifices of the 80s, here comes a vivid revival of the craving that never left the meat of the aging metalhead. Hellsodomy not only carry the torch but make it brighter and larger than ever, the new generation is taking over! Zero gram of originality, twelve hundred tons of ass kicking! And since it is not that often that we get to hear such a great, blasphemous tribute to the metal gods from Turkey, you are not allowed to pass on this one. I don't know how touchy it is to propagate the satanic metal vibe in this country, but I guess it is braver than in the Americas or Europe. Support Hellsodomy, buy their album and double-fuck the state. Remove brackets and unzip: [fisted by government] !ZER Hellsodomy ZER!

Beherit

01. Beherit - Drawing Down The Moon, 1993 CD Album      Spinefarm Records - SPI 14 CD 02. Beherit - Engram, 2009 CD Album      Spinefarm Records, Spinefarm Records - SPI352CD, 2702840 All this blackness! I warned you, only aural rape with lots of Satan until 2016 to answer to the state's permanent and recurrent money rape. Beherit made some noise in the 90s, then switched to electronic soundscapes that I don't give a damn about, then returned in 2009 with one majestic Bathory impersonation, the best you can find. Engram is a genuine monument of worship, a true return of The Return..., the most formidable riff machine with those witching voices of doom and gloom. Fucking hell! Bang your head! Satan is my master! Black metal was never this great! Merry Christmas. Remove brackets and unzip: [satanizer] !ZER Beherit ZER!

Nuclear - Formula For Anarchy

01. Nuclear - Formula For Anarchy, 2015 CD Album      Candlelight Records - CANDLE501CD Why bother to be Nuclear This or Nuclear That when you can simply be NUCLEAR. This is Chilean thrash metal and it's just an awesome Slayer clone. I have none of the previous albums but I am so excited about this one that I won't wait to complete the series. Short sharp shock with excellent artwork and much better than the latest Slayer! Nuclearizer anarchy triplazer! Remove brackets and unzip: [formulizer] !ZER Nuclear ZER!

ANARCHY or this Fucking hang all politicians and the whole "democratic" system. Eat voters with melted cheese.

Death Karma

01. Death Karma - The History Of Death & Burial Rituals Part I, 2015 CD Album      Necroshrine Records - Shrine010 Let's get deeply drunk on one grandiose piece of total metal. I have rarely been so excited about a new metal release since Howls Of Ebb and Execration. Death Karma assemble some majestic darkness of their invention with grade AAA heaviness without fuss, only passion and a huge, inextinguishable motor of individual angle and wild animosity yet conveying some frames of primal comfort. This is art to the bone. This is the funeral march of our planet of the apes. Remove brackets and unzip: [deathonizer] !ZER Death Karma ZER!

Cripple Bastards

01. Cripple Bastards - Best Crimes, 1996 CD Compilation      Grand Theft Audio - GTA 022 02. Cripple Bastards, Suppression - Degradation/Elimination Of The Robot Swine-Pig / More Frustrations, 1996 Vinyl LP      Bovine Records - #BO36 , Compilation      Contains 36 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Suppression 03. Cripple Bastards - Your Lies In Check, 1996 CD Album Reissue      Crimes Against Humanity Records - CAHRECS046      Reissue from 2005 04. Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People, 1999 CD Mini Mini-Album      Applequince Records - CD AQ 020 05. Cripple Bastards, Popular Easy Listening Music Ensemble - Dawn Of Ecology / Untitled, 1999 Vinyl 7" Single 33 ? RPM      Havin' A Spazz Records - HAS 06 - 1999 , Compilation      Contains 8 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Popular Easy Listening Music Ensemble 06. Cripple Bastards, World - Extreme Glorification Of Violence / New World, 1999 Vinyl 7"      NAT Records - NAT???-010 , Compilation      Contains 28 songs by: Cripple Bastards, World 07. Cripple Bastards - Misantropo A Senso Unico, 2000 CD Album      Deaf American Recordings - deafam-011000 08. Cripple Bastards - Almost Human, 2001 CD Compilation      Obscene Productions - OBP 039 09. Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive, 2003 CD Album      Deathvomit Records, Necropolis Records - DVR023, NR 078 IC 10. Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive, 2004 Vinyl LP Album Picture Disc Reissue      Massacro Records - MAS04 11. Cripple Bastards, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition - Slimewave Edition Two Of Six, 2006 Vinyl 7" Single 45 RPM Limited Edition Numbered      Relapse Records - RR1066 , Compilation      Contains 6 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition 12. Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte, 2008 Vinyl LP Album      Deep Six Records - Deep Six Records # 94 13. Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte, 2008 CD Album      Deep Six Records - # 94 14. Cripple Bastards - Frammenti Di Vita, 2011 CD Album      TVOR On Vinyl, F.O.A.D. Records - TVOR 022, FOAD 012 15. Cripple Bastards - Senza Impronte, 2012 Vinyl 7" EP 45 RPM      Relapse Records - RR1093-1 16. Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People II/I, 2013 CD      F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 045 17. Cripple Bastards - Nero In Metastasi, 2014 CD Album      Relapse Records - RR7235 As promised, a shining star in the infinite skies of hostile sounds. After the explosion of Napalm Death, Carcass, Terrorizer, Brutal Truth and co., the next wave of extreme noise terrorists joined the ranks. Rotten Sound, Phobia - fucking Cripple Bastards! If you're hesitating, the doctor recommends in this order: Misantropo, Variante and Nero. Dinosaurs should not miss Frammenti either, it's a cover album full of Bulldzer and Negazione. You lucky bastards. Remove brackets and unzip: [welcome to hate] !ZER Cripple Bastards ZER!

Hype

01. Hype - Life Is Hard... Then You Die!, 1985 Vinyl LP      We Bite Records - WE BITE 009 02. Hype - Burned, 1987 Vinyl LP Album      We Bite Records, We Bite Records - WB 026, WE BITE 026 Back to some classic 80s punk and hardcore. The first album is very Dr Know-ish, and this is great. The second album climbs twelve levels higher, into the sphere of RKL and such meta-killer bands. Maybe Hype were a little less technical, but delivered as much drive and class. I am super extra pissed for being anally raped of $1700 by my beloved government this week, so if you're into the joyful punk rocking thing, don't miss Hype while it's online  because the next 2015 posts will be fucking hateful metal and grindcore. Crack a civil servant skull open and shit in it. Fuck a parasitic State employee of your choice with a screwdriver in the eye. Vomit in the mouth of anyone that votes. Fuck. Remove brackets and unzip: [then you die] !ZER Hype ZER!

Carcass

01. Carcass - Demos LP 86/87, 1986/1987 Vinyl LP Compilation Unofficial Release      Not On Label - none      Reissue from 2009 02. Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction, 1988 Vinyl LP Album      Earache, Earache - MOSH 6, MUSH 006 03. Carcass - Symphonies Of Sickness, 1989 CD Album      Earache - GMOSH 18 CD 04. Carcass - Necroticism - Descanting The Insalubrious, 1991 CD Album      Earache - MOSH 42CD 05. Carcass - Heartwork, 1993 CD Album      Earache - MOSH 97CD 06. Carcass - Swansong, 1995 CD Album      Earache - MOSH 160CD 07. Carcass - Surgical Steel , 2013 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered      Nuclear Blast - NB 3148-5 08. Carcass, Repulsion - Horrific Neurotic Sickness, 2013 Vinyl LP Unofficial Release      Headache Records - none , Compilation      Contains 17 songs by: Carcass, Repulsion 09. Carcass - Surgical Remission / Surplus Steel EP, 2014 Vinyl 10" 45 RPM EP      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 3443-1, 27361 34431 Alarm! The zer-meter is in the red! The foundation of everything gore and grind! I remember buying Reek from a guy carrying his distro in a back pack. This is the least interesting story ever. But the record is still as disgusting and maximumizer as forever! Now nothing beats and nobody has ever surpassed the terrifying Symphonies Of Sickness! Very ripe in the EZTT bloodiest wart! ULTIMATE TRIPLAZER OF THE ETERNILIZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [reek of zerness] !ZER Carcass ZER!

Murphy's Law

01. Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Profile Records, Rock Hotel Records - PRO-1225, PRO-1225 02. Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law, 1986 CD      Profile Records - PCD-1225 03. Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong!, 1989 Vinyl LP Album      Profile Records - PRO-1275A 04. Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong!, 1989 CD      Profile Records - PCD-1275 05. Murphy's Law - The Best Of Times, 1991 CD Album      Relativity - RO 9240 2 06. Murphy's Law - Dedicated, 1996 CD Album      Another Planet Records - AP-6015-2 07. Murphy's Law - The Party's Over, 2002 CD Album      The Age Of Venus Records - AOV10 An incredible seven years and a half after the creation of time, for the first time the Zeriverse pumps up the legendary legacy of Murphy's Law. There lies the greatest punk rock in the Joyful Partynamite subdivision. The first three albums are simply the template for everything loud, warm and catchy with that intense drive and abrasiveness that is filtered out of the Epitaph catalog. The other two are good but... the first three are mandatory. Punk with a bang! Thrash with a king! Zer with a kong! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer with a bong] !ZER Murphy's Law ZER!

Primal Scream

01. Primal Scream - Volume One, 1987 Vinyl LP Album      Mercenary Records - MER 2100 Is this the inspiration for the Sounds of The Animal Kingdom cover art? Our specialists are investigating. Meanwhile, everyone should enjoy this short sharp slab of typically East-Coast thrash metal, especially fans of early Whiplash, Wargasm and Blessed Death. The selling point here is the presence of the former Carnivore guitarist, but this album is not as groundbreaking and powerful as the first Carnivore, nor is it as crucial as other mid 80s thrash masters like Dark Angel, Nuclear Assault, Wehrmacht or Holy Terror. Yet is is a very solid tool to bang your head to and no occasion for fractured vertebrae should be missed. Remove brackets and unzip: [zernivore] !ZER Primal Scream ZER!