Thursday, December 31, 2015

Fastway

Fastway - Fastway - 1983
Fastway - All Fired Up! - 1984
Fastway - Waiting For The Roar - 1986
Eddie Clarke - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over - 1994
Fastway - Eat Dog Eat - 2011
01. Fastway - Fastway, 1983 Vinyl LP Album
     Columbia - FC 38662
02. Fastway - All Fired Up!, 1984 Vinyl LP Album
     Columbia - FC 39373
03. Fastway - Waiting For The Roar, 1986 Vinyl LP Album
     Columbia - FC 40268
04. Eddie Clarke - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over, 1994 CD Album
     Griffin Music - GCDCE-157
05. Fastway - Eat Dog Eat, 2011 CD Album
     Steamhammer - SPV 309852
Instead of furthering the mourning of this sad week, let's focus on the survivor before he dies too. Fast Eddie quit after Iron Fist to start Fastway with Pete Way from UFO, who actually did not show up. Who cares. The Fastway albums are quite excellent, and Eat Dog Eat even reaches the classic | amazing status for fans of textbook 80's hard rock. It is superb and warm, it deserves all the focus and consumption of any serious rock fan. If I may be blasphemous, I'll say it is better than Bäd Magic. Buy it!
Happy new year everyone!
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Sunday, December 27, 2015

Hellsodomy - Sodomy Is Nigh

Hellsodomy - Sodomy Is Nigh - 2015 01. Hellsodomy - Sodomy Is Nigh, 2015 CD Album
     Barbarian Wrath - WRATH666-059
At the confluence of Slayer | Massacre | Protector and other carnivorous ancestors of the thrashing death mania that enlarged the orifices of the 80s, here comes a vivid revival of the craving that never left the meat of the aging metalhead. Hellsodomy not only carry the torch but make it brighter and larger than ever, the new generation is taking over! Zero gram of originality, twelve hundred tons of ass kicking! And since it is not that often that we get to hear such a great, blasphemous tribute to the metal gods from Turkey, you are not allowed to pass on this one. I don't know how touchy it is to propagate the satanic metal vibe in this country, but I guess it is braver than in the Americas or Europe. Support Hellsodomy, buy their album and double-fuck the state.
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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Beherit

Beherit - Drawing Down The Moon - 1993
Beherit - Engram - 2009
01. Beherit - Drawing Down The Moon, 1993 CD Album
     Spinefarm Records - SPI 14 CD
02. Beherit - Engram, 2009 CD Album
     Spinefarm Records, Spinefarm Records - SPI352CD, 2702840
All this blackness! I warned you, only aural rape with lots of Satan until 2016 to answer to the state's permanent and recurrent money rape. Beherit made some noise in the 90s, then switched to electronic soundscapes that I don't give a damn about, then returned in 2009 with one majestic Bathory impersonation, the best you can find. Engram is a genuine monument of worship, a true return of The Return..., the most formidable riff machine with those witching voices of doom and gloom. Fucking hell! Bang your head! Satan is my master! Black metal was never this great! Merry Christmas.
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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Nuclear - Formula For Anarchy

Nuclear - Formula For Anarchy - 2015 01. Nuclear - Formula For Anarchy, 2015 CD Album
     Candlelight Records - CANDLE501CD
Why bother to be Nuclear This or Nuclear That when you can simply be NUCLEAR. This is Chilean thrash metal and it's just an awesome Slayer clone. I have none of the previous albums but I am so excited about this one that I won't wait to complete the series. Short sharp shock with excellent artwork and much better than the latest Slayer! Nuclearizer anarchy triplazer!
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ANARCHY or this Fucking hang all politicians and the whole "democratic" system. Eat voters with melted cheese.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Death Karma

Death Karma - The History Of Death & Burial Rituals Part I - 2015 01. Death Karma - The History Of Death & Burial Rituals Part I, 2015 CD Album
     Necroshrine Records - Shrine010
Let's get deeply drunk on one grandiose piece of total metal. I have rarely been so excited about a new metal release since Howls Of Ebb and Execration. Death Karma assemble some majestic darkness of their invention with grade AAA heaviness without fuss, only passion and a huge, inextinguishable motor of individual angle and wild animosity yet conveying some frames of primal comfort. This is art to the bone. This is the funeral march of our planet of the apes.
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Friday, December 11, 2015

Cripple Bastards

Cripple Bastards - Best Crimes - 1996
Cripple Bastards, Suppression - Degradation/Elimination Of The Robot Swine-Pig / More Frustrations - 1996
Cripple Bastards - Your Lies In Check - 1996
Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People - 1999
Cripple Bastards, Popular Easy Listening Music Ensemble - Dawn Of Ecology / Untitled - 1999
Cripple Bastards, World - Extreme Glorification Of Violence / New World - 1999
Cripple Bastards - Misantropo A Senso Unico - 2000
Cripple Bastards - Almost Human - 2001
Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive - 2003
Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive - 2004
Cripple Bastards, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition - Slimewave Edition Two Of Six - 2006
Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte - 2008
Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte - 2008
Cripple Bastards - Frammenti Di Vita - 2011
Cripple Bastards - Senza Impronte - 2012
Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People II/I - 2013
Cripple Bastards - Nero In Metastasi - 2014
01. Cripple Bastards - Best Crimes, 1996 CD Compilation
     Grand Theft Audio - GTA 022
02. Cripple Bastards, Suppression - Degradation/Elimination Of The Robot Swine-Pig / More Frustrations, 1996 Vinyl LP
     Bovine Records - #BO36 , Compilation
     Contains 36 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Suppression
03. Cripple Bastards - Your Lies In Check, 1996 CD Album Reissue
     Crimes Against Humanity Records - CAHRECS046
     Reissue from 2005
04. Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People, 1999 CD Mini Mini-Album
     Applequince Records - CD AQ 020
05. Cripple Bastards, Popular Easy Listening Music Ensemble - Dawn Of Ecology / Untitled, 1999 Vinyl 7" Single 33 ? RPM
     Havin' A Spazz Records - HAS 06 - 1999 , Compilation
     Contains 8 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Popular Easy Listening Music Ensemble
06. Cripple Bastards, World - Extreme Glorification Of Violence / New World, 1999 Vinyl 7"
     NAT Records - NAT???-010 , Compilation
     Contains 28 songs by: Cripple Bastards, World
07. Cripple Bastards - Misantropo A Senso Unico, 2000 CD Album
     Deaf American Recordings - deafam-011000
08. Cripple Bastards - Almost Human, 2001 CD Compilation
     Obscene Productions - OBP 039
09. Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive, 2003 CD Album
     Deathvomit Records, Necropolis Records - DVR023, NR 078 IC
10. Cripple Bastards - Desperately Insensitive, 2004 Vinyl LP Album Picture Disc Reissue
     Massacro Records - MAS04
11. Cripple Bastards, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition - Slimewave Edition Two Of Six, 2006 Vinyl 7" Single 45 RPM Limited Edition Numbered
     Relapse Records - RR1066 , Compilation
     Contains 6 songs by: Cripple Bastards, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition
12. Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte, 2008 Vinyl LP Album
     Deep Six Records - Deep Six Records # 94
13. Cripple Bastards - Variante Alla Morte, 2008 CD Album
     Deep Six Records - # 94
14. Cripple Bastards - Frammenti Di Vita, 2011 CD Album
     TVOR On Vinyl, F.O.A.D. Records - TVOR 022, FOAD 012
15. Cripple Bastards - Senza Impronte, 2012 Vinyl 7" EP 45 RPM
     Relapse Records - RR1093-1
16. Cripple Bastards - Live To Hate People II/I, 2013 CD
     F.O.A.D. Records - F.O.A.D. 045
17. Cripple Bastards - Nero In Metastasi, 2014 CD Album
     Relapse Records - RR7235
As promised, a shining star in the infinite skies of hostile sounds. After the explosion of Napalm Death, Carcass, Terrorizer, Brutal Truth and co., the next wave of extreme noise terrorists joined the ranks. Rotten Sound, Phobia - fucking Cripple Bastards! If you're hesitating, the doctor recommends in this order: Misantropo, Variante and Nero. Dinosaurs should not miss Frammenti either, it's a cover album full of Bulldzer and Negazione. You lucky bastards.
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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Hype

Hype - Life Is Hard... Then You Die! - 1985
Hype - Burned - 1987
01. Hype - Life Is Hard... Then You Die!, 1985 Vinyl LP
     We Bite Records - WE BITE 009
02. Hype - Burned, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     We Bite Records, We Bite Records - WB 026, WE BITE 026
Back to some classic 80s punk and hardcore. The first album is very Dr Know-ish, and this is great. The second album climbs twelve levels higher, into the sphere of RKL and such meta-killer bands. Maybe Hype were a little less technical, but delivered as much drive and class. I am super extra pissed for being anally raped of $1700 by my beloved government this week, so if you're into the joyful punk rocking thing, don't miss Hype while it's online  because the next 2015 posts will be fucking hateful metal and grindcore. Crack a civil servant skull open and shit in it. Fuck a parasitic State employee of your choice with a screwdriver in the eye. Vomit in the mouth of anyone that votes. Fuck.
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Sunday, December 6, 2015

Carcass

Carcass - Demos LP 86/87 - 1986/1987
Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction - 1988
Carcass - Symphonies Of Sickness - 1989
Carcass - Necroticism - Descanting The Insalubrious - 1991
Carcass - Heartwork - 1993
Carcass - Swansong - 1995
Carcass - Surgical Steel  - 2013
Carcass, Repulsion - Horrific Neurotic Sickness - 2013
Carcass - Surgical Remission / Surplus Steel EP - 2014
01. Carcass - Demos LP 86/87, 1986/1987 Vinyl LP Compilation Unofficial Release
     Not On Label - none
     Reissue from 2009
02. Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction, 1988 Vinyl LP Album
     Earache, Earache - MOSH 6, MUSH 006
03. Carcass - Symphonies Of Sickness, 1989 CD Album
     Earache - GMOSH 18 CD
04. Carcass - Necroticism - Descanting The Insalubrious, 1991 CD Album
     Earache - MOSH 42CD
05. Carcass - Heartwork, 1993 CD Album
     Earache - MOSH 97CD
06. Carcass - Swansong, 1995 CD Album
     Earache - MOSH 160CD
07. Carcass - Surgical Steel , 2013 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered
     Nuclear Blast - NB 3148-5
08. Carcass, Repulsion - Horrific Neurotic Sickness, 2013 Vinyl LP Unofficial Release
     Headache Records - none , Compilation
     Contains 17 songs by: Carcass, Repulsion
09. Carcass - Surgical Remission / Surplus Steel EP, 2014 Vinyl 10" 45 RPM EP
     Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 3443-1, 27361 34431
Alarm! The zer-meter is in the red! The foundation of everything gore and grind! I remember buying Reek from a guy carrying his distro in a back pack. This is the least interesting story ever. But the record is still as disgusting and maximumizer as forever! Now nothing beats and nobody has ever surpassed the terrifying Symphonies Of Sickness! Very ripe in the EZTT bloodiest wart! ULTIMATE TRIPLAZER OF THE ETERNILIZER!
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Thursday, December 3, 2015

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law - 1986
Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law - 1986
Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong! - 1989
Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong! - 1989
Murphy's Law - The Best Of Times - 1991
Murphy's Law - Dedicated - 1996
Murphy's Law - The Party's Over - 2002
01. Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law, 1986 Vinyl LP Album
     Profile Records, Rock Hotel Records - PRO-1225, PRO-1225
02. Murphy's Law - Murphy's Law, 1986 CD
     Profile Records - PCD-1225
03. Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong!, 1989 Vinyl LP Album
     Profile Records - PRO-1275A
04. Murphy's Law - Back With A Bong!, 1989 CD
     Profile Records - PCD-1275
05. Murphy's Law - The Best Of Times, 1991 CD Album
     Relativity - RO 9240 2
06. Murphy's Law - Dedicated, 1996 CD Album
     Another Planet Records - AP-6015-2
07. Murphy's Law - The Party's Over, 2002 CD Album
     The Age Of Venus Records - AOV10
An incredible seven years and a half after the creation of time, for the first time the Zeriverse pumps up the legendary legacy of Murphy's Law. There lies the greatest punk rock in the Joyful Partynamite subdivision. The first three albums are simply the template for everything loud, warm and catchy with that intense drive and abrasiveness that is filtered out of the Epitaph catalog. The other two are good but... the first three are mandatory. Punk with a bang! Thrash with a king! Zer with a kong!
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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Primal Scream

Primal Scream - Volume One - 1987 01. Primal Scream - Volume One, 1987 Vinyl LP Album
     Mercenary Records - MER 2100
Is this the inspiration for the Sounds of The Animal Kingdom cover art? Our specialists are investigating. Meanwhile, everyone should enjoy this short sharp slab of typically East-Coast thrash metal, especially fans of early Whiplash, Wargasm and Blessed Death. The selling point here is the presence of the former Carnivore guitarist, but this album is not as groundbreaking and powerful as the first Carnivore, nor is it as crucial as other mid 80s thrash masters like Dark Angel, Nuclear Assault, Wehrmacht or Holy Terror. Yet is is a very solid tool to bang your head to and no occasion for fractured vertebrae should be missed.
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Sunday, November 29, 2015

Earth Flight

Earth Flight - Earth Flight - 2007
Earth Flight - Blue Hour Confessions - 2011
01. Earth Flight - Earth Flight, 2007 CD Album Limited Edition Numbered
     Barbarian Wrath - WRATH666-043
02. Earth Flight - Blue Hour Confessions, 2011 CD
     Recent Records - none
Something smoother for the Sunday evening: one awesome album of highest grade doomy stoner 70s sounding hard rock for addicted consumers of Witchcraft, and one amazing album of killer large scale progressive pop rock with Stone Temple Pilots or even Tool articulations. Delicious to the level of guilt! The apple-cheesecake of the aural mouth til zer!
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Friday, November 27, 2015

Brutal Truth

Brutal Truth - Kill Trend Suicide - 1996
Brutal Truth - Sounds Of The Animal Kingdom - 1997
Brutal Truth - For Drug Crazed Grindfreaks Only! - 2001
Brutal Truth - Evolution Through Revolution - 2009
Brutal Truth - Evolution In One Take: For Grindfreaks Only! Volume 2 - 2011
Brutal Truth - Goodbye Cruel World! - 2011
01. Brutal Truth - Kill Trend Suicide, 1996 Vinyl 10" 33 ? RPM EP Limited Edition
     Relapse Records - RR 6948-1
02. Brutal Truth - Sounds Of The Animal Kingdom, 1997 Vinyl LP x 2
     Relapse Records - RR 6968-1
03. Brutal Truth - For Drug Crazed Grindfreaks Only!, 2001 Vinyl 10" Picture Disc
     Vinyl Collectors - VC 034
04. Brutal Truth - Evolution Through Revolution, 2009 Vinyl LP Album Limited Edition
     Relapse Records - RR 7034-1
05. Brutal Truth - Evolution In One Take: For Grindfreaks Only! Volume 2, 2011 Vinyl LP
     Bones Brigade, Kaotoxin Records - BBLP057, TOX004LP
06. Brutal Truth - Goodbye Cruel World!, 1999 Vinyl LP x 3
     Apathic View Productions - apathic 015-1
     Reissue from 2011
NRAR: here are the vinyls omitted from the previous post. For once this is not an entirely pointless hipster post duplication since several of these records have a different track list compared to the CDs. More of the most intense sonic obliteration on the face of the planet! At the very top of the grindcore department of the EZTT! In the general EZTT forever! GRIND TIL TRIPLAREZER!
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