Ahab

01. Ahab - The Call Of The Wretched Sea, 2006 CD Album      Napalm Records, Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR 198, NPR 198 CD, npr 198 02. Ahab - The Divinity Of Oceans, 2009 CD Album      Napalm Records, Napalm Records - NPR 300, NPR 300 CD 03. Ahab - The Giant, 2012 CD Album      Mazzar Records - MZR CD 548 04. Ahab - The Boats Of The Glen Carrig, 2015 CD Album Limited Edition      Napalm Records - NPR 598 LTD Underwater funerarium! Specializing in the nautical variation of the funeral doom weaponry, Ahab pay their fair share of gravitational constants and bulldozing beauty. It is always a fascinating experience to be rocked from sweet sadness to infinite crushing. The melodic and the heavy interact and mutually respond through irresistible tides and massive tsunamis. It is the sounds of sophisticated barbarians digging the crust with giant machinery. Everything is very large and very wide, the horizon is black and there are forces beyond comprehension at play. It is just perfect and brilliant and overwhelming and magnificent. Play it very loud. The doom metal lover finds here a treasure of highest value. The doomiverse is deep and we shall all dive without hesitation with all the mass of Ahab. Face first! Remove brackets and unzip: [outdoomed] !ZER Ahab ZER!

Almost a reload: Volcano + She-Ja

01. She-Ja - Stand Proud! - All For Heavy Metal, 1996 CD Album      Bareknuckle - AVCB-66054 02. Volcano - Die Hard, 2000 CD EP      Compozila - SHOCK-001 03. Volcano - Violent, 2000 CD Album      Bareknuckle - AVCB-66079 04. Volcano - Davi, 2001 CD Album      Victor - VICP-61365 05. Volcano - Mythology, 2011 CD Album      Metallic Core - MC-002 06. She-Ja - Dual World , 2014 07. Volcano - Melt, 2015 CD Album      Metallic Core - MC-007 08. Volcano - Juggernaut, 2016 CD Album      Metallic Core - MC-008 09. Volcano - Leviathan, 2017 CD Album      Metallic Core - MC-009 10. Volcano - Darker Than Black, 2018 CD Album      Metallic Core - MC-011 Requested: rezerred. After he left Gargoyle, She-Ja started the awesome thrashing speed-metal Volcano that sounds like a more muscular Loudness. Volcano only make first class albums and it is all the more impressive since they just released Darker Than Black, their fourth album in three years, and it is probably their best. I can't be absolutely sure yet, I might still be under the excitement of novelty. Four five-star albums in three years, who can beat that? And is Darker Than Black really better than the über-classic Violent? Stay tuned and bang that head! Volcano thrashing metalizer forever triplazer! Remove brackets and unzip: [I love CO2] !ZER Volcano, She-Ja ZER!

Reload: Conclusion

01. Conclusion - 忘レ去ラレタ記憶ノ残骸, 2003 Vinyl 7" EP 33 ⅓ RPM      HG Fact - HG-168 02. Conclusion - 零ノ目醒め, 2004 Vinyl 7" 33 ⅓ RPM      Overthrow Records - OVERTHROW-036 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [concluder] !ZER Conclusion ZER!

Furia

01. Furia - Martwa Polska Jesień, 2007 CD Album Reissue      Pagan Records - MOON 072      Reissue from 2011 02. Furia - Grudzień Za Grudniem, 2009 CD Album      Pagan Records - MOON CD 059 03. Furia - Płoń, 2009 CD Mini-Album      Pagan Records - MOON CD 056 04. Furia - Halny, 2010 CD Mini-Album      Pagan Records - MOON 065 05. Furia - Marzannie, Królowej Polski, 2012 CD Album      Pagan Records, Pagan Records - MOON 079, MOON CD 079 06. Furia - Nocel, 2014 CD Album      Pagan Records - Moon 096 07. Furia - Księżyc Milczy Luty, 2016 CD Album      Pagan Records - MOON 107 08. Furia - Guido, 2017 CD EP      Pagan Records - MOON106 Magnifying the zer to its zerrest! The left hand of black metal never rests. Furia now resides in that special heaven in the zeriverse where sonic giants like Type O Negative or Cobalt know how to ignore boundaries without being in free fall. Furia are much more than black metal ("nekrofolk" they say), they are music with axes and bulldozers and also trees and rivers and poison and serpents from unknown continents. This is one of my marvels of the 21st century. So much awesomeness between war and slumber, pillaging and meditation ! To top it all, the exceptional fast, slow, intense, quiet, hypnotic music is propelled by a perfectly adjusted production that heats the whole plate to its ideal temperature. Not computer-sounding polished, the instrumental moves and the wizard voices are perfectly conveyed to the reptilian cortex like a piece of vibrating meat. It is impossible to define the favorite entry, although Nocel and the very special Luty will require the physics and chemistry Nobel prizes very soon. Extreme level of zer! Remove brackets and unzip: [zeria] !ZER Furia ZER!

Disrupt

01. Disrupt - Unrest , 1994 CD Album Reissue      Relapse Records - RR 6906-2 Requested, zerred. Those interested in a round trip into Extreme Noise Terror territory, please join Disrupt in their impersonation. Disrupt sound so much like ENT that the first time I heard this, I though ENT had changed their name. But no, just talented imitators who deliver precisely fast, raw, pissed-off crust thrashcore of the punkest sort. Fans of Disgust, get ready and bang that head til zer! Remove brackets and unzip: [erupt] !ZER Disrupt ZER!

Reload: Powertrip

01. Powertrip - When We Cut, We Bleed, 1983 CD Album Reissue Compilation      Amsterdamned Records - 70029-2      Reissue from 2000 - 14-19: demo & rehearsal 02. Powertrip - When Cut We Bleed, 1983 Vinyl LP Album      Public Records - PR 100001 Demanded: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [glow zer trip] !ZER Powertrip ZER!

Iron Christ

01. Iron Christ - Getting The Most Out Of Your Extinction, 1987/1989 CD Album Deluxe Edition Reissue Remastered      Divebomb Records, Tribunal Records - DIVE021, DIVE021      Reissue from 2012 - 11-13: Ironchrist EP, 14-16: Ironchrist demo Let us exhume another minor 80s thrash metal classic! Fans of Acrophet and Sacred Reich must feed on this gem nonstop. Harsh thrash and mean steam: nothing new, even in 1987, but it still does rip a piece of your skull. Bang that head and thrash til zer! Remove brackets and unzip: [thrash til rezer] !ZER Iron Christ ZER!

Reload: Wolfpack + Wolfbrigade

01. Wolfpack - A New Dawn Fades, 1996 CD Album      Distortion Records - DISTCD27 02. Wolfpack - Lycanthro Punk, 1998 CD Album      Distortion Records - DISTCD41 03. Wolfpack - Allday Hell, 1999 Vinyl LP Album      Farewell Records, Anomie Records - FWR #17, P.U.T. 029 04. Wolfbrigade - Progression / Regression, 2001 Vinyl LP Album Picture Disc      Farewell Records, Plastic Bomb Records - FWR #22, FWR #22 05. Wolfbrigade - In Darkness You Feel No Regrets, 2003 Vinyl LP Album      Feral Ward - YAN-0012-007 06. Wolfbrigade - Prey To The World, 2007 Vinyl LP Album      Unrest Records - UNREST LP024 07. Wolfbrigade - Comalive, 2008 CD Album      Farewell Records, La Familia Releases - none, Member 40+2 08. Wolfbrigade - Damned, 2012 Vinyl LP Album      Southern Lord - LORD152 Requested: rezerred. A link to the FLAC rendition of Run With The Hunted is of course very welcome. Remove brackets and unzip: [carnivorous] !ZER Wolfbrigade, Wolfpack ZER!

Doomriders

01. Doomriders - Black Thunder, 2005 CD Album      Deathwish - DW46 02. Doomriders - Darkness Come Alive, 2009 CD Album      Deathwish - DWI95 03. Doomriders - Grand Blood, 2013 CD Album      Deathwish - DW148 Rocking magnificence! That glowing first album is the perfect storm of solid aggressive rock, punk rock and twin guitar riffs. Fans of Annihilation Time should notice - they probably already have. In the mood for a mix of Rollins, Gwar and the non-death metal parts of the Entombed catalog? Blast it to 11! The next two album are shining masterpieces of more sophisticated sounds of fury:  it gets darker, gloomier, more emotional, more hardcore, actually it makes me think I am listening to the reincarnation of Verbal Assault, revamped and modernized of course - especially on Grand Blood. This is just awesome, since everybody has been missing Verbal Assault for so long. A triplet of triplazering winners! Remove brackets and unzip: [riders of doom] !ZER Doomriders ZER! Now this: the EUSSR, aka the European Reich, voted yesterday an interesting piece of legislative sodomy that pushes the internet link tax and the internet upload filter. Read about it here and there. The core of it: websites will have to pay to post links to copyrighted material, and uploads of any kind (images, sounds, texts, videos...) will have to be verified before publication in order to avoid copyright infringement. Since copyright is theft, this is a chemically pure mix of fascism and communism. That's what you get with democracy. Fuck you, voters. What it means for the Church of Zer: this site may disappear next year (I understand this law will be enforced starting in 2019). I have yet to understand how this will be implemented, but if it is platform dependent, I guess Google will simply pull the plug on its blogger.com platform (which hosts this blog) to avoid costly and crippling compliance to this shit. If it is only visitor-dependent, Google may only block visitors from the EU. In that case, simply use a VPN and position yourself in any country that is not a European Reich member, e.g. Switzerland. In any case, since I only post copyrighted material here - FUCK COPYRIGHTS - Church of Zer is the exact target for such ridiculous laws. Wait and see. Burn politicians alive. Fuck them all with chainsaws. Feed them to the hogs. On a side note, another syphilitic whore in the UK is trying to push a bill to ban private groups on social media. The rise of the scum is not stopping. #KillEmAll #BenitoMitUns

Killer

01. Killer - Ready For Hell, 1980 CD Album      Mausoleum - 704105.2      Reissue from 1994 02. Killer - Wall Of Sound, 1982 Vinyl LP Album Reissue      Mausoleum Records - SKULL 8302      Reissue from 1983 03. Killer - Shock Waves, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Mausoleum Records - SKULL 8320 04. Killer - Fatal Attraction, 1990 CD Album Reissue      Mausoleum Records - 251003 , Compilation      Reissue from 2002 - Contains 14 songs by: Shorty, Killer Hard rocking heavy metal from Belgium! A very enjoyable batch of greasy distortion for fans of Motörhead and Raven! And the winner is : the amazing Shock Waves. Rezering hard triplazering rock!!! Remove brackets and unzip: [rock til you zer] !ZER Killer ZER!

Reload: Direct Action

01. Direct Action - Trapped In A World, 1985 Vinyl LP Album      Irate Faction Records - none Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [trapped in a zer] !ZER Direct Action ZER!

Pungent Stench

01. Pungent Stench - For God Your Soul ... For Me Your Flesh, 1990 CD Album Remastered      Nuclear Blast - NB 029CD      Reissue from 1993 02. Pungent Stench - Been Caught Buttering, 1991 CD Album      Nuclear Blast America - IMP. NBA 6023/2 03. Pungent Stench - Dirty Rhymes And Psychotronic Beats, 1993 CD Mini-Album      Nuclear Blast - NB 078 CD 04. Pungent Stench - "Club Mondo Bizarre" For Members Only, 1994 CD Album      Nuclear Blast America, Nuclear Blast America - NBA 6904-2, NB 079-2 05. Pungent Stench - Praise The Names Of The Musical Assassins, 1997 CD Compilation      Nuclear Blast - NB 293-2      1-5: split with Disharmonic Orchestra, 6-19: EP and compilation tracks 06. Pungent Stench - Masters Of Moral - Servants Of Sin, 2001 CD Album      Nuclear Blast - NUCLEAR BLAST 6677-2 07. Pungent Stench - Ampeauty, 2004 CD Album      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 1331-2, 1331-2 08. Dr. Heathen Scum, Pungent Stench - The Pungent Stench Sessions, 2010 CDr Album      Mentor Records - none 09. Pungent Stench - Smut Kingdom, 2018 CD Album      Dissonance Productions - DISS084CDD An obvious post after the Disharmonic Orchestra job. Pungent Stench, the other Austrian metal marvel, grab you by the neck (or elsewhere) and shove your head into their bottomless pit of sleazy thrashing death sludge and you ask for more. The split and the first album offer full satisfaction to Napalm Death | Terrorizer | Autopsy worshipers. They are the perfectly fast, greasy, unclean, meat-grinding sweatshops we all crave. The formidable Been Caught Buttering starts to incorporate more groove in the form of Carnivore | Entombed oil spillage - maybe my favorite triplazering release of the lot, a true force of beastly nature. The next two releases slow the business down into a death rock casket, not unlike what the swedeath scene would make a couple of years later. Then after their initial 1997 breakup, they came back with three marvelous albums where the death and the thrash overtook their rightful positions: on top! Less rock, more bulldozing. Ampeauty is my favorite of this second discography that comes loaded with added Celtic Frost genes into the mix, still with the Carnivore echo which the excellent last album Smut Kingdom (actually from 2007, only released this year) utilizes best. The only entry that can be safely ignored is that Heathen Scum rock album with the dude from the Mentors, rather flaccid from all angles. Other than that, Pungent Stench rip and slash and thrash til triplazer forever on top of the dome of the zeriverse of classic monstrosities! Remove brackets and unzip: [pregnant zer] !ZER Pungent Stench ZER!