Monday, November 30, 2009

Uncle Slam

say uncle, 1988
will work for food, 1993
when god dies, 1995
The equation is as simple as magnificent: Uncle Slam = (Suicidal Tendencies "join the army" + Excel "split image") x INTENSELY GROOVY-CATCHY-ADDICTIVE MEGA THRILLING CROSSOZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R !R! R! R!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! !R !R! R! !R! R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! !R !R! R! R! !R !R RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! R! R!!!!!!!
CD rip except vinyl rip from "say uncle" (which is the best, the 3rd album being almost pop... yet still zerrrrrr):
1. Weirdo Man 02:43
2. The Ugly Dude 02:33
3. Judgement Day 02:17
4. Micro Logic 02:36
5. Contaminated 02:41
6. Up from Beneath 05:03
7. The Executioner 03:27
8. The Prophecy 02:33
9. Say Uncle 02:30
10. Immolation 02:52
11. Eve of the End 02:47
12. Come Alive 03:26

Uncle Slam on MySpace
When God dies, spray It :

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Guided Cradle

guided cradle, 2005
you will not survive, 2007
Terrorizing monster of darkness thrashcrustcoremetal massacre!!!! An infinite source of bliss for the craving consumer of Extinction of Mankind | Driller Killer | Anti Cimex | Amebix | Warcollapse and all that dirty deadly grease. FAST GRAVITIC BATTALION OF MEGATANKS OF ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !!R !R !R!R !R!R !R! R! !R !R! R! R! R!R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R R! !R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R! R! R!R !R !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R !R! R!R! !R !R!!!!!
CD rip. Buy the digipacks and the vinyls, awesome artwork!
Buy Guided Cradle CDs and LPs!!
Buy Guided Cradle merch & LP!
Guided Cradle on MySpace

Thursday, November 26, 2009


Here is a spam I got yesterday. Sounds interesting but I have not read the book yet, I have no idea if it's great or a piece of crap (and I have not read anything else by the author). Try it out for yourself and let me know before I start reading if it's worth processing the 315 pages. Anyway, a book featuring MDC and Brutal Truth can't be entirely bad! Zer! The ad :

Underground journalist RYAN BARTEK unleashes long-awaited road book

Above is the FREE PDF download link to Ryan Bartek’s long-anticipated road book/music journalism expose “THE BIG SHINY PRISON,” covering all forms of extreme metal, punk, industrial, experimental, rock, electronic, psychedelia, etc.

This book is packed with interviews – from Brutal Truth to Millions of Dead Cops, Impaled to DWARVES, Repulsion to Cephalic Carnage. AxCx to Pig Destroyer, Kylesa to STALAGGH, Genghis Tron to Abysmal Dawn & beyond. Even USA President Barack Obama makes the most bizarre appearance of his entire career. Yet that’s just scraping the surface & below you will find a comprehensive list of appearances.
The following statement comes directly from the author: “My name is Ryan Bartek. For the past 3 years I’ve sacrificed everything for the successful completion of this project. I spent a year on the road, another year completing & shopping it, and another year of total rejection. It is only karmically fitting that both the demise of magazine & book publishing come in one fell swoop.

I was never in it for the money, nor the aspect of celebrity. I have spent an upwards of $10,000 on it, which I remark only to underline my absolute sincerity. No one would deny its quality -- but the raw nature of the work, as well as its excessive length, made it impossible to pigeon hole or successfully shop. Nothing like it has ever been accomplished, at least not in the format I’ve undertaken.

After this seemingly endless struggle, I have decided to offer it to the public domain. While I retain the copyright/trademark, I both encourage and support file sharing. It is my only wish that this manuscript be circulated & appreciated. Perhaps when all is said and done, someone might step up and offer a physical print run.

“THE BIG SHINY PRISON” can be downloaded at the following link:
If you cannot view a PDF file, either I or June Mansfield from Anomie PR will resend it as an MS Word Document or RTF File upon request.

If anyone wishes to circulate this PDF to their contacts, I hereby give full permission. If anyone runs a zine or label and wants to post the PDF on your site, I also endorse this action.

If anyone should so kindly post this announcement on their news blog, review the book, or send interview questions, I’d also be much appreciative.

Since there is no “official release” slated as of yet, the “time-sensitive” aspect of promotion is rendered moot (i.e. whenever you feel like getting around to it).

Also available for download are the front cover and promotional logo.

Book Cover direct link:

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Promotional Logo direct link:

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I wrote this book to prove that no answer is ever “the answer,” and that all of us – no matter our vocation – are part of something larger then we might ever consider. My entire life I’ve been a nobody, underdog freak. From the moment I discovered the underground, my quest has been that of finding a way to unite us all. “THE BIG SHINY PRISON” is my ultimate thesis.

Readers may be horrifically alienated/insulted by the views of some in this book. I endorse none but my own, and I think it’s fairly obvious where I stand. Anyone who knows me well enough realize that if I “explain the joke” then the jokes not funny. In “BSP,” I am relegated to the status of a ping-pong ball gathering information. I am a clown, a prankster, land pyrate & gutter philosopher – nothing more.”

That much said, welcome to “THE BIG SHINY PRISON.”

Dr. Ryan Bartek

Mabusvanian Consulate of Inter-Communal Affairs – myspace/bigshinyprison -- myspace/ghostnomadlives
June Mansfield: Anomie PR

“THE BIG SHINY PRISON” features appearances & interviews with members of
Brutal Truth, Pig Destroyer, DWARVES, Barack Obama, MDC (Millions of Dead Cops), Repulsion, Psyopus, Abysmal Dawn, Cephalic Carnage, Kylesa, Deathlist 5, Ludicra, RATT, Lesbian, HIMSA, Job For A Cowboy, Atheist, Sol Evil, Impaled, Diverje, Light This City, PHOBIA, Kettle Cadaver, Scorched Earth, Foxy Shazam, Otesanek, In Memorium, Duff’s Brooklyn, EXITIUM, The Angelic Process, ANAL CUNT, Blood Stained Dusk, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Fre-Ne-Tik, Zeke, Peppermint Creeps, Genghis Tron, Intronaut, Downtown Brown, Solger, Friends of Dennis Wilson, PHALLUS, Chinese Work Ethic, Melechesh, Vile, STALAGGH, Beefcake In Chains, SINDIOS, OCTAGON, The Gracchi, My Uncle The Wolf, Apocryph, Salt Lick, Amish Noise, Street Crime, 7000 Dying Rats, Churchburner, The Jet City Fixx, Alchemical Burn, Crematorium, Waco Jesus, Snotrokitz, Suicide Holiday, Galway Arms, Vertigo Venus, Severed Savior, Kill The Precedent, Kill The Client, Dreaming Dead, They Live, Brian Botkiller, Quinta Essentia, Alternative Tentacles, Whorehouse of Representatives, DSBP Records, RU-486, Mathematicians, Anal Pudding, Nihilistik Terrorist, Nihilistic Outlaw Criminal Order, A.K.A. MABUS, Onyx, Disgorge, Jack Cassady, Beer Metal Records, The Crashing Falcon, Lysia Gori, Stormdrain, The Dingbatz, Bu Hao Ting, Potty Mouth Society, Funeral Age, Uranium Death Crow, High Intensity Discharge, Stahlmantel, Hymns of The NeedleFreak, Hammers of Misfortune, The Plankton Beat, Ron of Japan, Jakked Rabbits, SASQUATRCH AGNSOTIC, The STD’s, The Plankton Beat, The Slashers, We Both Know, Hunab Ku, Black Flame Records & many others.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009


young blood 7", 1982
chained and desperate, 1983
firepower, 1984
highly strung, 1985
The mere sight of the acronym NWOBHM has a tendency to increase the blood flow in my dick. Chateaux embodies all the best aspects of NWOBHM, so just imagine the end result! "Chained and desperate" is a superior masterpiece of Dio | Led Zeppelin rocking heavy metal that deserved to sell millions of copies (with the super great Steve Grimmett on vocals, also from Grim Reaper, Onslaught etc.). A fantastic record I've put on the same pedestal - or slightly higher - as the first albums of Iron Maiden, Dio or Saxon for over a quarter of a century. Totally killer hard rock ! The following two records incorporate the heavier influences of Raven | Motörhead and bang your head against the burning wall of fire with unforgettable bang-your-head-against-the-burning-wall-of-fire songs. I guess Chateaux never became superstars because their moniker pretty much sucked (Castles ? Zer ?), their logo was yellow in bad 3D, their cover art had strange colors and they did not have Derek Riggs to draw female monsters for them. Other than that, they should have buried Iron Maiden.
Chateaux is the cream of the cream of the NWOBHM among Raven, Satan, Avenger, Tysondog, Saxon and Grim Reaper, LONG LIVE THE OLD GUARD OF NWOBHM ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R !R!R!R!R!R ! R! R! R! !R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R! R !R! R! R! R! R!R!R!R!R R! !R! R!R! R! R! R! R! R! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R !R !R !R !R! !R! R! RRR! !R !R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R !R!R !!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip.
Chateaux on MySpace

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Direct Action - trapped in a world

Direct Action - trapped in a world, 1985
Here is one of the most cultest Canadian hardcore/thrash records ever released. Accelerated Discharge | Dr Know | Final Conflict classic bash with a touch of metal riffing, stellar execution, many groovy grooving hooks and a real gift for choruses. This is simply fucking great and still sounds 145% essential today. WORLDWIDE CLASSIC THRASHING ROCKING HARDCORE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!RR! R!R !R! !RR! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!RR! !R! R! !R !R! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R !R!R! R! !R !R R! R! !RRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!R!R! R! !R!R! !!!

Vinyl rip:
1. H-Bomb
2. Tomorrow's Too Late
3. Living Dead
4. International Blacklist
5. Repression/Eat the Rich (mistakenly not separated, unzer)
6. U.X.B.
7. Fire in the Sky
8. Animal Reflex
9. P.C.P.
10. Angels of Death
11. Hate Generation
12. Spirit of Youth
13. Direct Action
14. Trapped in a World
15. One Tin Soldier
16. Damn-Age (from "there's a method to our madness" comp)

This album is so good I might re-rip it with more gain (and the right song split). Any known CD re-release ? (I mean a real one, not yet another vinyl-rip-to-CD).
Direct Action on KFTH

Monday, November 23, 2009

Death Angel

the ultra violence, 1987 (1st CD reissue, no bonus track)
frolic through the park, 1988 (11 tracks version with "devil's metal")
fall from grace, 1989
act III, 1990
the art of dying, 2004
killing season, 2008 FIXED
sonic german beatdown (part 1), 2009
sonic german beatdown (part 2), 2009
No introduction necessary to the sound, the class, the legend! Amazing high class Bay Area speed metal with the right balance of heaviness, catchiness and ultra killer musicianship. The new live album is nothing short of a masterpiece, and the 2 previous studio records prove they deserve the fame and fortune Metallica bought with marketing. I am amazed these 2 albums did not steal all the top seats in all album charts worldwide. Contrary to Metallica, Death Angel have a drummer, a singer, real lyrics, good artwork and have known how to compose super great songs even after 1985. TRUE SUPERIOR HARD ROCKING THRASHING METAL WET DREAM ZERRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R! !R!R R! R! !R! R! !R !R!RRRRRRRRRRR !R!R!R !R! R! R! R! !R !R! R!R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R!R!R R! !R !R !R!R !R!!! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip except vinyl rip from Fall from grace (live):
1. Evil Priest 05:46
2. Why You Do This 06:06
3. Mistress of Pain 04:27
4. Road Mutants 04:01
5. Voracious Souls 06:28
6. Confused 07:01
7. Bored 03:28
8. Kill as One 06:28
9. Guilty of Innocence 04:37
10. Shores of Sin 05:12
11. Final Death 07:01
(I forgot to separate 2 tracks => 10 mp3s for 11 songs)

other error : "sonic German beatdown" is tagged "sonic german breakdown", unzer. sorry. unzer.
Death Angel website
Death Angel on MySpace
Buy Death Angel CDs!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Uncounted Faces of Death

uncounted faces of death (demo), 1989
Betonstadtkinder 7", 1990
Sei Tot, 1991
thrashmans rising (demo), 1994
The advantage of a blog such as this one is not only to illegitimately inflate the author's ego, but also 1) to be insulted by anti-downloading apostles 2) to discover new old bands, i.e. the stuff I completely missed at the time, like Uncounted Faces of Death. The band very gracefully uploaded for everyone's aural pleasure the complete UFD discography and also the scans of every bit of sleeves and inserts!!! THANKS!!!
UFD deliver a full wagon of über excellent hardcore punk with a slab of crossover loaded with melodic hooks and catches between 2 short bursts of grinding accelerations. Classic sounding stuff!! If you like Emils, Idiots and Skeezicks and to some extent Hostages of Ayatollah and Pullermann, then download and scream with me ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!RR!R! R!R !R!R !RR!R! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!RR!R !R! !R !R !R! R!R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !RR!!R !R R! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks a million times Norman!!! Tell me you still have copies of these records for sale!
Vinyl & tape rips with mp3 tags.
Click for complete artwork.
Uncounted Faces of Death on MySpace

Monday, November 16, 2009

Euthanasia - Ölöriefot Putkosessa, Kemoryölöt Kabinessa

Euthanasia - Ölöriefot Putkosessa, Kemoryölöt Kabinessa, 1988
Euthanasia could have subcontracted gigs for Rattus and Terveet Kädet with this awesome short piece of classic Finnish 80s thrash ZERRRRRRRRRRrrr!!R!!!! r!rr! Rrrr r!r!r!r !rrRRR Rr r!r!r!R!!RR R R! R r Rr!R !R!!
Vinyl rip :
A1 Martat Pois Bingoista
A2 Ulosottomies
A3 Mies 2000
A4 O.V.J.H.R.
A5 Liity Juokkoon
A6 Rakkautta Huokuu Maa
B1 Astutan Koiraa
B2 Ergosong
B3 Videonsaantipakko
B4 Robinson Crusoen Huono-Onnisempi Haaksirikko
B5 Työtön Suuri Punkkari

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Blatant Yobs

Blatant Yobs - no pain, no gain + step aside, 1991/1989
Classic sounding Dutch 80s hardcore thrash with a metal riff here and there - a bit of everyone from late DRI to early/mid Suicidal Tendencies, Dr Know and even a bit of Beyond Possession. Fast, loud and straight forward, nothing new but everything ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRrRrRRr!R!R!R rr R! R! r R R! R! !R R R R! !R !R !!
CD rip.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Generic + Mortal Terror

Generic + Mortal Terror - split LP, 1988
Generic - for a free and liberated south africa 7", 1985
Generic - the spark inside, 1987
Gutter UK punk death influenced by Amebix, very zer. Actually I wanted to post the 2 amazing 7" by Generic but I can't find them, so here is only the split with Mortal Terror ZEERRRRRRRRRRRrRrRRrrRrRrrRR!!!R! Rr! R!R ! R! !R!R !RR! R !!!
Vinyl rip:
1 Mortal Terror - Intro / Horrible Death
2 Mortal Terror - Ignorance Kills
3 Mortal Terror - Sick Butchers
4 Mortal Terror - Die!
5 Mortal Terror - Burned Alive
6 Mortal Terror - Yankee Go Home
7 Mortal Terror - Groove Along
8 Mortal Terror - Egg / Burn Bernard
9 Mortal Terror - Mortal Terror
10 Generic - Feet On The Ground
11 Generic - Cracked
12 Generic - Jump
13 Generic - Grown Up / The Spark Inside / Never Forget / Violation
14 Generic - ? (Not Listed)
(LP lazily ripped in 14 mp3s instead of 19)


The new RAMMSTEIN album is a grrrrrrrrrrreat piece of loud stadium rock with very bad words of zer, and an even greater piece of marketing. Today it is censored in Germany and removed from the stores ! Congratulations ! I didn't know you could still be censored while mankind-insulting reality tv and Saw 6 (saucisse)-like garbage movies are released. Idiocracy über alles!!!
Check the excellent album package and the most excellent zerrrr video.


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Blown To Bits + Deathtoll

Blown To Bits + Deathtoll, 2005
ARGH! Blown To Bits take the Extreme Noise Terror | Crude SS legacy to its dirtiest, fastest, KILLEST LEVEL while Deathtoll (who have ex Attitude Adjustment members ZERRRR!!!!) reprocess a large segment of the Final Conflict | Siege | A.A. sonic wet dream in a merciless super fast manner of utter expertise. This is not just another split album, this is one of the best I've ever heard!!! Ultra intense crust death mixed with unstoppable pulverizing thrashcore MEGA ARMAGGEDDON DEATH ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R! R!R! !R!R !R!!RR !R!R!R R!R!R!R !R !R !RR!R! R!R R!R !R! RR! R! R!R R! !R !R!R RR RR !R!R !R R R !RR ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip. I have a copy of the vinyl for trade. I want something good for it...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Willful Neglect

discography cd (1st 12" + justice for no one + 6 extra tracks), 1982/1984
Criminally underrated cult classic!!! Fast & furious hardcore punk in purest early 80s tradition that no Life Sentence | N.O.T.A. fan can ignore. I still have a hard time believing the 1st 12" was made in '82, few bands reached that speed at that time. This shit is the shit and one can only thank them for re-releasing the whole thing on a marvelous CD ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R!R R!R! !RR!R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!R!R! ! ! !R! !R !R R !R ! !!
CD rip.
Willful Neglect on KFTH

Verbal Assault - volume One: The Masses & Learn

Verbal Assault - volume One: The Masses & Learn, 1984/1986
Yesssssssssss the missing piece of the VA discog is here. This is their rawest period, I like the rest better, but this is still über cool classic 80s HARDCORE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!RR!R!R RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R! R! R! !R !R!R! ! R!RRR!R!R !R!
CD rip.
Verbal Assault website
More Verbal Assault dl

Whiplash - unborn again

Whiplash - unborn again, 2009
Just like Artillery, Whiplash released a great album in the late 90s, disappeared and resurface now with another masterpiece. "Unborn again" is far form "power and pain" in the aggression department and offers many melodic hooks under a healthy dose of classic 70s hard rock fueled by a persistent killer groove. Call this evolution of a great | cult band. I prefer "unborn again" to their 90s album - except the mega excellent "thrashback" and will again BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL OF ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R! R!R!R! !R !R!R!R ! !R !RR !! !RR!R !! R! R! R! ! !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !RR!R ! R!R R!R R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip.
Whiplash on MySpace
Buy this cd now!!!
More Whiplash dl

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Slayer - world painted blood

Slayer - world painted blood, 2009


Slayer! Slayer! Slayer!


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