Realm

01. Realm - Endless War, 1988 LP      Roadracer Records - RO 9509 1 02. Realm - Suiciety, 1990 LP      Roadracer Records - RO 9406 1 When you listen to Holy Terror, Agent Steel or today Realm, you realize Metallica and Megadeth only succeeded out of their second rate cafeteria thanks to the gods of chronology. Holy Terror and Realm should have dominated the charts, not bands having ridiculous singers like Mustaine and Hetfield or parody of drummers like Lars Ulrich. Why is it that the worst standards always win? VHS over Betamax? DOS over Unix? Mötallidäth over Realm? Realm are the ultimate metal fantasy: the velocity of Hirax and the class of Mercyful Fate combined into an invincible speed metal force with the wingspan of Toxik and Watchtower. Talent, writing and intensity, Realm were masters. They didn't sell millions but will always be bigger than the aforementioned gas-station dropouts. Realm of zer! PS: Stark Raving Mad "Amerika" reloaded with correct song order... sorry. !ZER Realm ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [eleanorizer]

Stark Raving Mad

01. Stark Raving Mad - Amerika, 1984/1985 LP      Nuclear Blast - NB 008, Compilation      1988 reissue: 1-15: Amerika, 16-32: MX 02. Stark Raving Mad - Social Sickness 10'', 1985/1986 10''      Nuclear Blast - NB 017, Compilation      1-5: studio 1985 (not from Amerika), 6-15: live CBGB 1986 Strangely not requested, reloaded anyway because Stark Raving Mad deploy more exemplary classic pissed off too-good-to-be-true hardcore of the early M.D.C. | D.R.I. branch, which is in the mandatory daily diet for the healthy ape. Short, intense, fast, killer! Thrash til zer! PS: this time I didn't rip the CD reissue because it sucks. !ZER Stark Raving Mad ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zerclot]

Time to dance!

White Cross

01. White Cross - Deaf, Dumb, And Blind, 1982/1983 CD      Grand Theft Audio - GTA 004-R#053, Compilation      1-12: unreleased 2nd LP, 13-24: What's Going On? LP, 29-36: Fascist EP, 25-28 and 37-41: live Requested rezer of the classic australopithecus raw hardcore template, up the branches we've loved to hang from for over three decades. Bring out the flint! !ZER White Cross ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [deaf zer and rezer]

Holy Terror

01. Holy Terror - Terror And Submission, 1987 CD      Roadrunner Records - RC 9582      From Blackend T&S/MW double CD reissue 02. Holy Terror - El Revengo (CD 1), 1987/2006 CD      Blackend - BLACK104CD, Compilation      First grade 2006 remix of 4 tracks from Mind Wars and the entire Terror And Submission album 03. Holy Terror - El Revengo (CD 2-Live), 1987/2006 CD      Blackend - BLACK104CD, Compilation 04. Holy Terror - Mind Wars, 1988 CD      Under One Flag - FLAG 25      From Blackend T&S/MW double CD reissue Tonight I will gladly submit to this mighty reload request and rezer the cream of the elite of thrash metal - and metal in general. Terror & Submission dominates the best of Abattoir and co, but Mind Wars is the cultosaurus multidimensional metal supremacist album in composition and writing, execution and passion, energy and modulations, that deserves the humble worship of all generations until the sun becomes red and fat. Power, speed, melody, addiction. It is the final refined metal masterpiece. Let's not waste anymore electrons and let the sound live. Amen Holy Terror forever rezerRrrRRrrrRRRrRRrrrrrRrrRR!R!RRR!Rr!r R R! !R!R R!R! R!RRR !RRRrrrrrRR!R !RR!r R! !RRR! R!rR!R !R! R! ! !!R!R !R!R! R! RR!R!R! R!R !Rr RRrrRRrr!R R!RR!R RrRRR! !RrR!!R !RR!R !R!R rR!R !RR!R!R!R!RR RRrrrrrrrrrrRRR !R!R! R!R! !! ! !!R!R !! ! ! ! RIP Keith Deen, the incredible voice, the universal talent, the class of many giants. !ZER Holy Terror ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [Judas Rezer]

If you don't watch this to the end, you are monkey number 6:

Spermbirds + 2Bad + Steakknife

01. 2bad - Get Fat And Die, 1988 CD      X-Mist Records - XM013 02. 2bad - Idiot Tree, 1990 CD      X-Mist Records - XM021 03. 2bad - Answermachine, 1993 CD      X-Mist Records - XM039 04. 2bad - Long Way Down, 1993 MCD      X-Mist Records - XM043 05. Spermbirds - Something To Prove, 1986 LP      We Bite Records - WB 011 06. Spermbirds - Something To Prove + Nothing Is Easy, 1986 CD      Boss Tuneage - BTRCRS001, Compilation      1-14: Something To Prove, 15-24: from Nothing Is Easy, 25-30: bonus from split Walter 11 & Live 07. Spermbirds - Nothing Is Easy, 1988 LP      We Bite Records - WB 031 08. Spermbirds - Common Thread, 1990 CD      X-Mist Records - XM-022CD      with 3 bonus tracks 09. Spermbirds - Common Thread, 1990 LP      X-Mist Records - XM-022 10. Spermbirds - Eating Glass, 1992 CD      X-Mist Records - XM-032CD 11. Spermbirds - Joe, 1992 CD      X-Mist Records - XM-034CD 12. Spermbirds - Shit For Sale, 1994 CD      GUN Records - GUN041 13. Spermbirds - Family Values, 1995 CD      GUN Records - GUN 064 14. Spermbirds - Get Off The Stage (Disc 1), 1996 CD      GUN Records - GUN 087 15. Spermbirds - Get Off The Stage (Disc 2), 1996 CD      GUN Records - GUN 087 16. Spermbirds - Set An Example, 2004 CD      Common Thread Records - CTR 01 17. Spermbirds - A Columbus Feeling, 2010 CD      Boss Tuneage - BTRC054 18. Steakknife - Stuff 1991-2004, 1991/2004 CD      Nois-O-Lution 19. Steakknife - Godpill, 1995 CD      X-Mist Records - XM 052 20. Steakknife - Songs Men Have Died For, 1997 CD      Semaphore - CD 50584-422 21. Steakknife - Plugged Into The Amp Of God, 2000 CD      Nois-O-Lution - ELDO-3280 22. Steakknife - Parallel Universe Of The Dead, 2007 CD      Boss Tuneage - BTRC010 The numerous requests for a Spermbirds reload are now satisfied. The essential punk rocking hardcore of the supremely classic Spermbirds dissolves in its own cherry coke the entire SoCal pop punk industry. Common Thread is probably the superior achievement, at least for me, but all the complete Spermbirds catalog deserves complete allegiance. If you don't like Spermbirds, you don't like punk rock. And no-one is allowed to be an atheist: we must have the universally supreme 2Bad, the marvelous avant-punk-post-zer of the 90s, I'm still drooling for a reunion. 2Bad were more or less like the burning acid of Fugazi and NoMeansNo in a Spermbirds armor. With saxophone, ach ja. Idiot Tree forever shines in the Eternal Zer Top Ten. With Common Thread. And then Steakknife cannot be ignored either, more punk rocking high greatness from M. Hollis! Steakknife also draw on a few 2Bad strings, zer yeah. For those who wonder, the three giants in this post share the same unique singer Lee Hollis. Don't have the Walter 11 records, sorry. !ZER Spermbirds! 2Bad! Steakknife! ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer tree]

Craft

01. Craft - Total Soul Rape, 2000 CD      Selbstmord Services - CELLAR 006 02. Craft - Terror Propaganda, 2002 CD      Moribund Records - DEAD 44 CD 03. Craft - Fuck The Universe, 2005 CD      Carnal Records - CR-006 04. Craft - Void, 2011 CD      Southern Lord - LORD145 Black metallurgy dinner time! Catchy, raw and more addictive than your dentist's anesthesia, the infinitely rocking groove of Craft is the zerrest satanic enjoyment of the past decade, especially when you already worship Darkthrone. Killer! Brilliant! Awesome! Crave Craft! !ZER Craft ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zer the universe]

Drop Dead

01. Drop Dead - Discography, 1992/1994 LP      Flat Earth - FE 16, Compilation      1-14: 1st 7'', 15-28: split 8'' w/Rupture, 31-36: split 5'' w/Crossed Out, others: comp tracks 02. Drop Dead - 關ｽ縺ｨ縺呎ｭｻ, 1993 CD      Selfless Records - SFLS24-2      contains the 1st LP and tracks from 7'' and split 8'' 03. Drop Dead - Drop On -The Bootleg, 1996 CD      Profane Existence Far East - EASTEXIST6 04. Drop Dead - LP, 1998 LP      Armageddon Label - Armageddon 001 05. Drop Dead - Split 7'' Unholy Grave, 2003 Split 7''      MCR Company - MCR-177 06. Drop Dead - Totalitär Split CD, 2003 Split CD      Prank - PRANK 046 Kings of the chainsaw thrash attack, high priests of the worship of Siege and Cryptic Slaughter and S.O.B., cousins of Hellnation, at long fucking last the massively requested skull fracturing Drop Dead! Feast on the savage smoldering legendary accelerathrashcore! Yeah, I like it better in two words. !ZER Drop Dead ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [zermageddon]

Cream Abdul Babar

01. Cream Abdul Babar - Miscellaneous Debris (Excavation Disc 2), 1995/1998 CD      Public Guilt - PG001, Compilation      2004 reissue: 1-3: Buried In Broken Glass EP, 4-5: split 7'' I Guard The Sheep, 6: live, 7: remix 02. Cream Abdul Babar - The Backwater Of Masculine Ethics (Excavation Disc 1), 1997 CD      Public Guilt - PG001 03. Cream Abdul Babar - The Catalyst To Ruins, 2001 CD      At A Loss Recordings - AAL008B 04. Cream Abdul Babar - Split Kylesa, 2002 Split CD      At A Loss Recordings - AALCD010B It was one of those instances of Saturday afternoon record store browsing when an album jumped at me because of the band name. WTF CREAM ABDUL BABAR! Really? I had to buy it, blind test, it had to be great. Return home, press PLAY : it was not great, it was completely zer of the highest magnitude! The most perfect 90s sounding prototype of very heavy, very intense, very crazy metallic experimental mental hardcore rock, sort of condensing the greatest moments of Die 116, Mind Over Matter and Neurosis and - blasphemy - improving the whole thing with those incredible grooves and the formidable brass layer. Awesome, just awesome. Cream Abdul Rezer! !ZER Cream Abdul Babar ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [catalyst to zer]

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