Stupids - the kids don't like it

Stupids - the kids don't like it, 2009

MAH!

Here it is, the much anticipated and very much rewarding new Stupids record. This is the best come-back album I've heard in years! 20 years later, "The kids don't like it" goes right between "Peruvian vacation" and "Retard picnic", IT'S AN INSTANT CLASSIC!!!! IT'S A MASTERPIECE!!! THE SUN SHINES AGAIN AND WE ALL BATH IN THE ETERNAL LIGHT OF BLISS!!! And it's time to eat. Seriously, if you don't buy this album, while you sleep tonight an army of government micro-robots will replace all your CDs with Killswitch Engaged and In Flames albums. And they will paint Lars Ulrich's face on your door. So you'd better acquire fast a copy of this top class collection of catchy thrashing punk madness with the best song titles of the decade AND BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST A PIZZABURGER ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!RR!R!R!R !R!R !R!R !R!R!RRRRRRRRRRRRR !RR!R! !RR!RR! !R! !!!!!!!!!!R !R!RR!!RRR! !! !!RRR !!!! MIDDLE AGED BRITISH PUNKS RULE THE EARTH!!!!Z!!E!!!!R!!!!! ! ! ! !
CD rip. Fuck yeah, I have the new Stupids!!! I don't think I'll upload the "feel the suck" 7" since both songs are on the CD. Merci Stéphane!

Malcom Bitch
Drumshop Arsehole
I was Sexually Harassed
Remember me Dismember You
Feel the Suck
Charlton Heston
Beach Dick
Middle Aged Punks
It's Not my Fault
Melt Me
Hate Hate
God and Country
Fragmented Interaction
Zero
Sons of the Beach
Shagga

Stupids discography
Buy the CD or the LP from the fastest mailorder on the planet!

PS: from the incredible archives of Suppot698, the Cryptic Slaughter cover album has just been added! Cheers!!!!!!!

Worlds Away - Voivod & the art of Michel Langevin

Zer! I have been obsessed by Voïvod since that day in May 1984 when I bought "war and pain" merely because of the cover art (and because it was released on Metal Blade, and I had just bought "Haunting the chapel", zerrrrrrrrrrr). I really had no idea what to expect musically (zer, I sure did hope to get some intense noise, but in those days you could buy something that looked heavy and end-up with a Scorpions rehash like Trance, or light pseudo thrash like Savage Grace, Omen or Lääz Rockit). Zer, so naturally on the first listen Voïvod completely blew me away (zer) like nothing else, not even Slayer. It was like re-discovering Venom and Discharge. I was flattened. I was wondering how human beings could get to produce such a perfect album. Then I proceeded to carve the Voïvod logo on every table in my high-school. 25 years later, now that we are old, fat and rotting, we can enjoy the comfort of a 30 years+ long retrospective of the art of Voïvod in a single book, and a very nice one at that. Large, glossy and full of anecdotes, like a long interview/bio that does not focus on the art only. It's an interesting read if you're a Voïvod addict (if not, eat a rat), but of course the art is the main course here with full pages renditions of the Voïvod album covers and many other incredible and creepy paintings and drawings from Mr. Langevin's portfolio. Got my copy on Saturday, merci Millenium! M. Langevin was there, so I asked for a signature. My first autographed item ever... ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R! R! !RR!! R !! Order the book Buy the book in Montreal, signed by Michel Langevin

English Dogs - tales from the asylum

tales from the asylum, 2008 Mugre! Chaise! Zer! Just got my copy of the newest mini CD from the kings of British punk rock and it is 110% traditional English Dogs (ie. more like the older stuff than their thrash metal albums). THE DOGS WILL ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R!RR!R!RR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!RR!R R!R !R!R !R!! R!R!R!R RRRRRRRRR! !R!R YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CD rip. Buy this CD! English Dogs discography

Unzer

Actually, after these torture videos I might reconsider my obstinate refusal to watch 2-girls-1-cup. The quantity of such "vocal cover" clips on youtube is unbelievable, especially over a McMetal background. The most intriguing part is why would anyone want to upload this kind of horror on the internet. I'd rather reformat all my hard drives than let anyone see me doing something like this...

Proudflesh

proudflesh, 2006 Proudflesh is the continuation of the legend of the almighty Crucifix, this alone should trigger an avalanche of zerxcitment. The music of Proudflesh is a HARD-ON-INDUCING onslaught of hard-rocking hard-rock, like Motörhead on fire with these vocals and more variations. But Proudflesh are much much more than the 12 billionth Motörhead clone, they know how to make classic memorable songs that smash you through the walls, this is THE WIZARDY OF BURNING HOT ROCKING MEGA ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! !R!! R!R R!R! !R!RRRR !!!!!!!!!RRR !RR !R! !RR! !RR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R! ! !!!!!!!!!!!! R!RRRRR! !! !!!RRR ! CD rip. Proudflesh page on Crucifix website Get this digipack CD fast!!!

Blunt Force Trauma

good morning america, 2001 hatred for the state, 2009 ZER! Good thrash metal morning! Featuring the ex-golden drummer of DRI Felix Griffin, Blunt Force Trauma produce the Municipal Waste | S.O.D. effect on Slayer mode. You've heard it all before, but maybe not done so well. On top of their own compositions of killer thrash, they cover classic songs like Bad Brains' "we will not", DRI's "mad man" or Minor Threat's "straight edge" and it has been a LONG TIME since I heard such great tribute songs (would I dare... zer, almost better than the originals!). Fast, tight, short and rageful expert CROSSOZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R!R! !RR!R RR!R!RR!RR! !R!RRRRRRRRRRRR R!RR!R!R !!RR! ! R!R! ! !!!R RRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!RR!R! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!RRR ! ! !R!R !!RR! !!R When I grow up I want to play thrash metal. CD rip. BFT on MySpace Buy both CDs and get them fast!

Unzer

I'm sorry. Better than 2-girls-1-cup ? (which I still have not seen and WON'T).

Order of the Kite

Order of the Kite - vol. 1, 1984/1988 Order of the Kite - vol. 2, 1984/1988 It's Christmas! A host of rare Japanese 7" are here compiled on 2 CDs for the better enjoyment of the true zerist who craves hideous Japanese thrash and punk. Except for the Execute, I never found any of these records (under the price of a Picasso) but they were tape-trading hits - so these 2 bootlegs are very welcome. I'll upload some more Execute soon. It's now time for a big slice of Munster cheese and for CLASSSSSSSSSSSSIC JAPANESE HARDCORE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!R!RR! !R! R!R! R! R!RR! !R RRRRRRRRRRRR R!!R R!R! R!!!!!!!!!! R!! !RR!R R!R R!R!R !RR!!R!RR!!!

The Rods

the rods + in the raw, 1981/1983 wild dogs, 1982 live + let them eat metal, 1983/1984 Classic in the sense of generic, and classic in the sense of reference - the Rods make golden classic hard rock inspired by the 70s sound of Deep Purple, Saxon, early Judas Priest et al. If you like songs about girls and booze and sweat on a hard rock background, the Rods are the thing. The drummer also has a classic career as a producer on 80s records by Possessed, Exciter, Anthrax, Megadeth... and the guitarist/singer has solid family classicness by being the cousin of Ronnie James Dio. Zer! Hard rocking ZERRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R! !RR!R! R!R!R! RRR ! ! ! ! Vinyl rip. No I do not have the 1st and last albums from 1980 and 1986, nor the new "Vengeance" 2009 album (apparently with vocals courtesy of Dio!). The Rods: 1. Power Lover 02:36 2. Crank It Up 03:32 3. Hungry For Some Love 04:15 4. Music Man 04:22 5. Woman 03:23 6. Nothing Going On In The City 03:42 7. Get Ready To Rock 'n' Roll 02:25 8. Ace In The Hole 04:22 9. Rock Hard 04:03 10. Roll With The Night 02:09 Wild dogs: 1. Too Hot To Stop 04:03 2. Waiting For Tomorrow 03:53 3. Violation 05:03 4. Burned By Love 04:03 5. Wild Dogs 03:26 6. You Keep Me Hangin' On (The Supremes cover) 03:45 7. Rockin' n' Rollin' Again 03:12 8. End Of The Line 05:22 9. No Sweet Talk, Honey 03:29 10. The Night Lives To Rock 03:15 In the raw: 1. Hurricane 04:42 2. Can't Get Enough Of The Fun 03:12 3. Witches' Brew 05:08 4. Go For Broke 03:10 5. Hot Love 03:25 6. Hot City 05:39 7. Streetfighter 03:45 8. Evil Woman 02:27 9. Hold On For Your Life 03:40 10. Another Night On The Town 04:12 Live: 1. I Live For Rock'n'Roll 04:05 2. Hellbound 04:08 3. Born To Rock 03:54 4. The Viper 02:43 5. Speed Demon 03:32 6. Hurricane 06:08 7. Devils Child 03:10 8. Rabid Thunder 03:32 9. Cold Sweat And Blood 05:27 Let them eat metal: 1. Let Them Eat Metal 03:52 2. White Lightning 03:55 3. Nuclear Skies 03:37 4. Rock Warriors 03:22 5. Bad Blood 03:08 6. She's So Tight 03:04 7. Got The Fire Burnin' 02:34 8. I'm A Rocker 03:25 9. She's Such a Bitch 02:27 The Rods official website The Rods on MySpace

Mutti's Muntere Melodei

Mutti's Muntere Melodei, 1984 The legendary label Destiny records put this out as their 2nd release and it is an awesome piece of German hardcore and punk rock. This is the label that released, among other classic records, the live albums from RKL and Verbal Abuse, and the fantastic 1984 compilation "What does not hurt us...." (with CCM, MDC, DRI etc.). My favorite here are Porno Patrol (pre-No Allegiance), yet the other tracks are also all EXCELLENT RAW CRUNCHY PUNK ROCKING ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R R!!R! RRRRRRRRRR!!! !R!RR!R!RR! ! Vinyl rip. 01 Beton Combo - High Oder Wat? 02 Porno Patrol - Brake Down 03 Toxoplasma - Noch Mehr Orden 04 T.B.C. - St. Tropez 05 Rest, The - Rausziehn 06 Rest, The - I'm Dead 07 Porno Patrol - Pointless Violence 08 Toxoplasma - Bunkerparty 09 Beton Combo - Ich Liebe Dich 10 Rest, The - The Edge 11 Beton Combo - Steifheit 12 Porno Patrol - Living In Sin 13 T.B.C. - Chaos

W.D.M.

democracy ? 7", 1985 tomorrow's gone 7", 1986 freedom of music 7", 1988 Finnish thrash at its best! The first 2 eps propel harsh dischardcore punk through your sound system, and the third takes the cake with its additional Motörhead/metal wall of sound. Short but sweet discography of HARDCORE THRASHING ZERRRRRRRRRR!R!RR!R!RR!R!R R!RR! !! ! R!R!R!R R!RR!R!R!R !R!R!R!R !!!!!!!! Vinyl rip. I never found a copy of "Tomorrow's gone" so I borrowed the rip from the excellent Crustcracker blog. It is a 128 kbps rip, if you wish a better rate, Jolicoeur will be delighted to do it. Merci Jean-Marc :-) zer Democracy: A1 Reality A2 Passive Observers A3 Killer A4 Democracy A5 War! Why? B1 Brains B2 1985 B3 Sterility B4 Peace & Freedom Tomorrow's gone: A1 Flies........ A2 Tomorrows Soldiers B1 Another Song B2 War Is Here B3 Tomorrow's Gone*** Freedom of music: 1.freedom of music 2.different battlefields 3.confuture 4.communist disease W.D.M. on MySpace