Thursday, July 9, 2009

Happy Zerday!


Zer. Today this blog is 1 year old. On anniversary dates, numbers, statistics and performance reports are always welcome, so here are a few:
- I am 1 year older too, the end is near. Zer.
- 1149 records uploaded (not all published on the blog yet).
- 490 posts about 470 or 480 bands, trying to gather as much of each band's discography as possible each time.
- a total of around 85,000 downloads. That could mean 85,000 visitors performing 1 download each, or only 1 visitor who ran 85k downloads. Blatant communism or hyper capitalism ? Zer.
- 0 advertisement here, fuck the "monetize" tab on the Blogger setup, I hate google ads and advertisement in general, well I hate a lot of things, but advertisement is a dear thing to hate with all my heart. I am a romantic hater. The advertisement industry must choke on its own vomit. Everybody painfully, slowly dies gasping for recycled air and 1 PM's meeting on the 23rd floor is canceled.


Top 25 downloads from the Church of Zer:
01 Prophecy Of Doom - acknowledge the confusion master + peel session + 7"
02 A.M.Q.A. - mutant cats from hell
03 Bomb Disneyland - why not
04 Paranoïa - the many faces of
05 Poison Idea - Kings of Punk
06 Final Conflict - ashes to ashes
07 Heresy - 1985-87
08 Screaming In Churches
09 The Accüsed - the return of martha splatterhead
10 Prong - primitive origins
11 Civil Dissident - menzie's crack
12 Cerebral Fix - life sucks and then you die
13 Plasmatics - Coup d'État
14 The Iceburn Collective - Meditavolutions
15 Rich Kids On LSD - live
16 Leeway - Adult Crash
17 Negazione - the early years / wild bunch
18 Rich Kids On LSD - Rock 'N Roll Nightmare
19 Massappeal - Jazz
20 Corpus Vile - What Does It Take
21 United Mutation - Freak out!
22 Zoetrope - Amnesty + Life Of Crime
23 Verbal Assault - trial + tiny giants
24 Eisenvater - IV
25 Rich Kids on LSD - Riches To Rags

In an outburst of joy and celebration on this Thursday sunny Thursday, here is the only record I have from Hellkrusher (ex Hellbastard + ex Energetic Krusher) :

Hellkrusher - doomsday hour, 1996 vinyl rip of an AMAZING PIECE OF CRUSHING DISCHARGE|AMEBIX THRASHNESS OF ZEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R! R!! R!R!RRRR !RR! !R!R R RRRRRRRRRRRRRR! R!R! !R !!!R R! R! R!R! !
Still searching for the other records. Links & hints (to buy, not dl) ?

And the latest Resistant Culture album proves to be another KILLER ONSLAUGHT OF INDIAN CRUST|DEATH|GRIND|THRASH!!! Formerly with Jess Pintado of Napalm Death and Terrorizer, and with the vocalist on the latest Terrorizer, this is 169% ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!RR! !RR! R!! R!!!!!!!!!R !RR! !R !R ! R! ! !
Resistant Culture - all one struggle, 2008 CD rip
Resistant Culture website
Buy Resistant Culture CDs and merch!!


Oh, yesterday I watched the Anvil movie. I am an avid Anvil fan, I love the records and I looooved this film, yet it is rather sad (the movie, not their excellent-to-amazing discography) so prepare the tissues. Best drama of the year! ZERRRRRR !R !R !R R! If you've played in small bands for crowds of 12 people for the past 25 years, watch this... no love story or slumdog millionaire shit can move you like that. I was 15 and I sold my 5 years old stamp collection to buy a dozen records by Océan, Holocaust, Satan... and "hard'n'heavy", "metal on metal" and the then brand new, immense maszerpiece "forged in fire" ! Zer ! Great day ! Stamps had become really dull. Nostalgia über alles.
There was this big show in Montreal a few years ago with Piledriver, Exciter and Anvil. Anvil buried everyone on the bill easy! Ultimate zer live performance from Anvil. Anvil rock and zer!
Here is a stupid, lame review of the film, you might enjoy this review if you're not an Anvil fan like me...
Watching this movie right after the Iron Maiden "flight 666" thing is rather odd. Same generation, same music style, very different outcome... In comparison the Iron Maiden movie is boring, too repetitive and just obese. Maybe it is too long for what it has to show and say. Much less interesting than "Metal: a Headbanger's journey".
Other than that, happy zer day. One finds stimulating articles on Wikipedia after an Anvil screening, long live shared knowledge!

8 comments:

  1. So let me be the first to say 'Happy Birthzzzzeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr' !!!!!!!
    As I can see from you webcam, you're already invited over some friends to celebrate ;-D.

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  2. EMc, merci de m'avoir fait penser à chercher pour voir ce film, c'est à verser une larme!

    On devrait prendre une bi`re bientôt!!!

    Bon Zeeeeerrrrrrrniversaire!

    M.

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  3. happy birthday! keep up the great work..many memories here...i have been looking for some demon and i cant find any...also i used to have a cassette comp called metal inferno...it wasnt all that heavy but it was drenched in evil...demon was on it and a band called incubus and a song called come to the sabbat which freaked out all of my relatives when i played it loud when i was 19...wore it out twice...hope to hear from you....rock on!

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  4. happy zerrrrrrday, master! and thanx for our favorite blog!

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  5. One more statistic, this blog made me buy 6 albums and 3 others coming soon.

    Joyeux anniverzer!

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  6. Zer ! Thanks all for taking the time to browse these pages !
    Zer pour la bière, c'est une riche idée.
    Et bientôt, un nouveau Roger de papier pour faire glisser tout ce bruit...

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  7. Well done on a year. I kneel and say. "zer".

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  8. Hellkrusher makes me want to make babies! Thanks Zerrrrrrrrrrrr!

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