Thursday, August 17, 2017

Xenomorph

Xenomorph - Empyreal Regimes - 1995 01. Xenomorph - Empyreal Regimes, 1995 CD Reissue
     Dark Descent Records - DDR035CD
     Reissue from 2011 - + Subspecies Demo
I watched the brown collection of images and sounds that goes under the name Alien: Covenant. It is so bad it is good. Is it as incredibly stupid, disjointed and childish as the previous jaw-dropping pile of greasy turds called Prometheus? Yes! Even worse! Snarling laughter and power facepalm at every scene! Each day a new low.
Since redemption and respect for the classic space carnivores will not come from the sad cesspool of retards from "the movie industry", we have no choice, we must play the Xenomorph death metal as loud as possible. Xenomorph deploy long tracks of death with a thrash metal vibe that connect to the spirit of Nocturnus (without keyboards). There are many riffs with a taste for complexity in structures and even if a couple of fast double-bass sections are not that great, the whole thing is a massive beast with recursions of telescopic jaws. This is a venomous underground metal classic!
Remove brackets and unzip: [ridley scott euthanasia]
!ZER Xenomorph ZER!

4 comments:

  1. It appears two technical death metal bands with that name were around in the same time-frame (but only one still is). Here's a link to the Dutch Xenomorph: https://xenomorph.bandcamp.com/

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  2. Despite the stupidity on Prometheus, it had an interesting theme they could develop, like who are those "Engineers", their objectives, why did they create Xenomorph, etc. But it seems that ruining a classic makes more profit. They killed Mad Max, then this... Blade Runner will be their next victim.

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    1. These "artists" are not human, they have a superpower: from a bunch of great ideas and concepts, they can produce with absolute certainty the worst possible outcome. Ruin the script, dissolve any tentative scenario into the great bowl of piss, use twitter-like dialogs. Hire hundreds of CGI geeks to make it look like a nice tv ad.

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