Monday, December 14, 2009

Genetic Control




brave new world + live, 1984/1998
Local heroes of international fame! Genetic Control sit rightfully among the legends of hardcore punk from Montreal. Fast, tight and memorable, GC's music is not an option, it's your next mission. When you're into N.O.T.A., Fair Warning, Adolescent, early Scream with double bass drums and all the classic 80s purveyors of corporal soundgasms, INDULGE YOURSELF WITH THE GENETIC CONTROL HEAVY MACHINE OF ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R R!R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R !RR!R !R!RR!R!R!R !R!R !RR!R !RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R !RR !R!R!R !R !R! R!R!R!R!RR!R! R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R!RR!R!R !R !R! R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!R!R !R! R! R! R!R!!
CD rip.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Forced Entry





uncertain future + the shore, 1989 / 1991
as above, so below, 1991
Maximum erection is quickly and durably achieved thanks to the steel of Forced Entry. Their 3 records are the closest asymptote known to mankind to the perfection of thrash metal, deploying the nerve, depth and technicality of Prong | Nuclear Assault | Sacred Reich | Coroner with a nipple of Excel and a hair of Atheist. Don't waste your time doing anything else, SUBMIT NOW TO THE DOMINATING THRASHING OF MAXIMUM GROOVE AND ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!RRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R! !RR !R!R!R !R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !R !R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R R! R!R RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R !R! R ! !R !RR!RRRRRR! !R!R R!R !RR! R! !R !R R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip.
Forced Entry on MySpace
Buy Forced Entry CDs!!!

Rest In Pieces




nose (demo) + 7" + my rage, 1987 FIXED
under my skin, 1990
With people from Sick of It All, this is of course classic NYHC, although the last album is a great piece of hard rock too. Short and fast primitive thrash AND SORE NECK GROOVES OF ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R !R !R!RR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! R!R !R!R !R! R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! R! R!R !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip except LP rip from under my skin:
Five Golden Rings
Forty Years Of Injustice
Under My Skin
Divided
I Got The Fire
Cries Of The Ghetto
Right Through Me
MCM
Hooked Up
No Mans Land

NB: yes "I got the fire" is a cover of the same Montrose classic as on the newest Whiplash. Zer!

yes it's a Pushead cover.

Whiplash - insult to injury




Whiplash - insult to injury + live in NYC 1986, 1990/1986
Another immensely awesome speed metal album by Whiplash!! It is a new direction - more perfect heavy metal with amazing singing and less raw attack of the nerves than the first two - and it works more than brilliantly, it's even better than the new one. ZENITH OF HEAVILY METALLIZED MASTERPIECE HEADBANGING ZERRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR R R RRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR!R!R!R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R R! !RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! !R !R !RRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! R! R! !RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! R!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!
CD rip.
More Whiplash
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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Counterblast






prospects 7", 1995
balance of pain, 1996
impassivity, 2002
The dirty darkness and the twisted haviness in this lot is the right medication for the serious amateur of Amebix | Neurosis | Buzzoven in need of more DEATH AND BONE CRUSHING BARRAGE OF OPPRESSIVE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!RR! R! !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!RR! R!R !R !!RRR!RR!RR!R !RR!R!R!R!RRRRR R !R!!!!!!!!!!!R!RR !R!
impassivity CD rip and vinyl rip:

prospects 7":
A Prospects
B Remains

balance of pain :
A1 Prelude Pain
A2 Independence
A3 Disembodiment
A4 Balance Of Pain
B1 Depression
B2 In League With Baldrick
B3 The European Empire Of Capitalism
B4 Beneath The Surface

Friday, December 4, 2009

Hype





life is hard + burned, 1985/1987
Super classic sounding Canadian hardcore in the vein of early RKL | Dr Know. FRESH THRASHING BREAK-NECKING ZERRRR!R!R!R !R!R !R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!RR!R! R! !R!! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinyl rip:
life is hard... then you die:
it's all hype / coke is it / pseudo punk / only a fool / cigarette head / i wanna be neil / violent nature / tradition / generic placebo // time & cash / amputee hop / overreact / you slay me / o'canada / ode to larry / superpowers / real eyes

burned:
life is hard... then you die / free trade / dutch pig / sick side show / chants / asshole at large / wipeout / scumtongue / intermission // have you seen nicole? / burned / insecurity / our glass / need a handgun / white disease / the fix / they do as they please

Hype on KFTH

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Roger Mag. numéro dix-neuf

AVIS À LA POPULATION

La rédaction informe la population que le numéro dix-neuf du célèbre magazine en papier Roger Mag. est disponible à la consommation (à Montréal : Millenium, Profusion, à Paris : zer, ailleurs : rezer). Pour un plaisir électronique similaire, veuillez cliquer:

Monday, November 30, 2009

Uncle Slam






say uncle, 1988
will work for food, 1993
when god dies, 1995
The equation is as simple as magnificent: Uncle Slam = (Suicidal Tendencies "join the army" + Excel "split image") x INTENSELY GROOVY-CATCHY-ADDICTIVE MEGA THRILLING CROSSOZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !R !R! R! R!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! !R !R! R! !R! R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! !R !R! R! R! !R !R RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R !R! R! R!!!!!!!
CD rip except vinyl rip from "say uncle" (which is the best, the 3rd album being almost pop... yet still zerrrrrr):
1. Weirdo Man 02:43
2. The Ugly Dude 02:33
3. Judgement Day 02:17
4. Micro Logic 02:36
5. Contaminated 02:41
6. Up from Beneath 05:03
7. The Executioner 03:27
8. The Prophecy 02:33
9. Say Uncle 02:30
10. Immolation 02:52
11. Eve of the End 02:47
12. Come Alive 03:26

Uncle Slam on MySpace
When God dies, spray It :

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Guided Cradle





guided cradle, 2005
you will not survive, 2007
Terrorizing monster of darkness thrashcrustcoremetal massacre!!!! An infinite source of bliss for the craving consumer of Extinction of Mankind | Driller Killer | Anti Cimex | Amebix | Warcollapse and all that dirty deadly grease. FAST GRAVITIC BATTALION OF MEGATANKS OF ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R !!R !R !R!R !R!R !R! R! !R !R! R! R! R!R! R!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R R! !R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R! R! R!R !R !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R!R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R !R! R!R! !R !R!!!!!
CD rip. Buy the digipacks and the vinyls, awesome artwork!
Buy Guided Cradle CDs and LPs!!
Buy Guided Cradle merch & LP!
Guided Cradle on MySpace

Thursday, November 26, 2009

RYAN BARTEK : THE BIG SHINY PRISON

RYAN BARTEK : THE BIG SHINY PRISON, 2009
Here is a spam I got yesterday. Sounds interesting but I have not read the book yet, I have no idea if it's great or a piece of crap (and I have not read anything else by the author). Try it out for yourself and let me know before I start reading if it's worth processing the 315 pages. Anyway, a book featuring MDC and Brutal Truth can't be entirely bad! Zer! The ad :

Underground journalist RYAN BARTEK unleashes long-awaited road book
“THE BIG SHINY PRISON” as FREE PDF

Above is the FREE PDF download link to Ryan Bartek’s long-anticipated road book/music journalism expose “THE BIG SHINY PRISON,” covering all forms of extreme metal, punk, industrial, experimental, rock, electronic, psychedelia, etc.

This book is packed with interviews – from Brutal Truth to Millions of Dead Cops, Impaled to DWARVES, Repulsion to Cephalic Carnage. AxCx to Pig Destroyer, Kylesa to STALAGGH, Genghis Tron to Abysmal Dawn & beyond. Even USA President Barack Obama makes the most bizarre appearance of his entire career. Yet that’s just scraping the surface & below you will find a comprehensive list of appearances.
The following statement comes directly from the author: “My name is Ryan Bartek. For the past 3 years I’ve sacrificed everything for the successful completion of this project. I spent a year on the road, another year completing & shopping it, and another year of total rejection. It is only karmically fitting that both the demise of magazine & book publishing come in one fell swoop.

I was never in it for the money, nor the aspect of celebrity. I have spent an upwards of $10,000 on it, which I remark only to underline my absolute sincerity. No one would deny its quality -- but the raw nature of the work, as well as its excessive length, made it impossible to pigeon hole or successfully shop. Nothing like it has ever been accomplished, at least not in the format I’ve undertaken.

After this seemingly endless struggle, I have decided to offer it to the public domain. While I retain the copyright/trademark, I both encourage and support file sharing. It is my only wish that this manuscript be circulated & appreciated. Perhaps when all is said and done, someone might step up and offer a physical print run.

“THE BIG SHINY PRISON” can be downloaded at the following link: http://www.mediafire.com/?bxmozxt4jom
If you cannot view a PDF file, either I or June Mansfield from Anomie PR will resend it as an MS Word Document or RTF File upon request.

If anyone wishes to circulate this PDF to their contacts, I hereby give full permission. If anyone runs a zine or label and wants to post the PDF on your site, I also endorse this action.

If anyone should so kindly post this announcement on their news blog, review the book, or send interview questions, I’d also be much appreciative.

Since there is no “official release” slated as of yet, the “time-sensitive” aspect of promotion is rendered moot (i.e. whenever you feel like getting around to it).

Also available for download are the front cover and promotional logo.

Book Cover direct link: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=dzmnnnimjwg&thumb=4

Book Cover HTML Embed: <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=dzmnnnimjwg&thumb=4"><img src="http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/875da280063b16a4c739f7b3f6fb89c74g.jpg" border="0"></a>

Promotional Logo direct link: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=0mnvmzljhdy&thumb=4

Promotional Logo HTML Embed: <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=0mnvmzljhdy&thumb=4"><img src="http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/ea25253abebd5194a91e1d41bfe1ec2a4g.jpg" border="0"></a>

I wrote this book to prove that no answer is ever “the answer,” and that all of us – no matter our vocation – are part of something larger then we might ever consider. My entire life I’ve been a nobody, underdog freak. From the moment I discovered the underground, my quest has been that of finding a way to unite us all. “THE BIG SHINY PRISON” is my ultimate thesis.

Readers may be horrifically alienated/insulted by the views of some in this book. I endorse none but my own, and I think it’s fairly obvious where I stand. Anyone who knows me well enough realize that if I “explain the joke” then the jokes not funny. In “BSP,” I am relegated to the status of a ping-pong ball gathering information. I am a clown, a prankster, land pyrate & gutter philosopher – nothing more.”

That much said, welcome to “THE BIG SHINY PRISON.”

Cordially,
Dr. Ryan Bartek

Mabusvanian Consulate of Inter-Communal Affairs
ryanbartek@hotmail.com – myspace/bigshinyprison -- myspace/ghostnomadlives
June Mansfield: Anomie PR bigshinyprison@hotmail.com

“THE BIG SHINY PRISON” features appearances & interviews with members of
Brutal Truth, Pig Destroyer, DWARVES, Barack Obama, MDC (Millions of Dead Cops), Repulsion, Psyopus, Abysmal Dawn, Cephalic Carnage, Kylesa, Deathlist 5, Ludicra, RATT, Lesbian, HIMSA, Job For A Cowboy, Atheist, Sol Evil, Impaled, Diverje, Light This City, PHOBIA, Kettle Cadaver, Scorched Earth, Foxy Shazam, Otesanek, In Memorium, Duff’s Brooklyn, EXITIUM, The Angelic Process, ANAL CUNT, Blood Stained Dusk, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Fre-Ne-Tik, Zeke, Peppermint Creeps, Genghis Tron, Intronaut, Downtown Brown, Solger, Friends of Dennis Wilson, PHALLUS, Chinese Work Ethic, Melechesh, Vile, STALAGGH, Beefcake In Chains, SINDIOS, OCTAGON, The Gracchi, My Uncle The Wolf, Apocryph, Salt Lick, Amish Noise, Street Crime, 7000 Dying Rats, Churchburner, The Jet City Fixx, Alchemical Burn, Crematorium, Waco Jesus, Snotrokitz, Suicide Holiday, Galway Arms, Vertigo Venus, Severed Savior, Kill The Precedent, Kill The Client, Dreaming Dead, They Live, Brian Botkiller, Quinta Essentia, Alternative Tentacles, Whorehouse of Representatives, DSBP Records, RU-486, Mathematicians, Anal Pudding, Nihilistik Terrorist, Nihilistic Outlaw Criminal Order, A.K.A. MABUS, Onyx, Disgorge, Jack Cassady, Beer Metal Records, The Crashing Falcon, Lysia Gori, Stormdrain, The Dingbatz, Bu Hao Ting, Potty Mouth Society, Funeral Age, Uranium Death Crow, High Intensity Discharge, Stahlmantel, Hymns of The NeedleFreak, Hammers of Misfortune, The Plankton Beat, Ron of Japan, Jakked Rabbits, SASQUATRCH AGNSOTIC, The STD’s, The Plankton Beat, The Slashers, We Both Know, Hunab Ku, Black Flame Records & many others.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Chateaux






young blood 7", 1982
chained and desperate, 1983
firepower, 1984
highly strung, 1985
The mere sight of the acronym NWOBHM has a tendency to increase the blood flow in my dick. Chateaux embodies all the best aspects of NWOBHM, so just imagine the end result! "Chained and desperate" is a superior masterpiece of Dio | Led Zeppelin rocking heavy metal that deserved to sell millions of copies (with the super great Steve Grimmett on vocals, also from Grim Reaper, Onslaught etc.). A fantastic record I've put on the same pedestal - or slightly higher - as the first albums of Iron Maiden, Dio or Saxon for over a quarter of a century. Totally killer hard rock ! The following two records incorporate the heavier influences of Raven | Motörhead and bang your head against the burning wall of fire with unforgettable bang-your-head-against-the-burning-wall-of-fire songs. I guess Chateaux never became superstars because their moniker pretty much sucked (Castles ? Zer ?), their logo was yellow in bad 3D, their cover art had strange colors and they did not have Derek Riggs to draw female monsters for them. Other than that, they should have buried Iron Maiden.
Chateaux is the cream of the cream of the NWOBHM among Raven, Satan, Avenger, Tysondog, Saxon and Grim Reaper, LONG LIVE THE OLD GUARD OF NWOBHM ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R !R!R!R!R!R ! R! R! R! !R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R! R !R! R! R! R! R!R!R!R!R R! !R! R!R! R! R! R! R! R! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R !R !R !R !R! !R! R! RRR! !R !R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R!R !R !R!R !!!!!!!!!!!
CD rip.
Chateaux on MySpace

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