Coffins

01. Coffins - Mortuary In Darkness, 2005 CD Album      Razorback Records - RR33 02. Coffins - Sacrifice To Evil Spirit, 2005 CD Mini-Album Limited Edition      Living Dead Society - LDS 002 03. Coffins, Mala Suerte - Self-Deprecation And Loathing / Torture, 2005 Vinyl 10" 33 ⅓ RPM Single Limited Edition      Illwill Recordings, Not On Label - none, none , Compilation      Contains 2 songs by: Coffins, Mala Suerte 04. Coffins - The Other Side Of Blasphemy, 2006 CD Album      20 Buck Spin - spin:007 05. Anatomia, Coffins, Grudge - DDDH - Doomed To Death, Damned In Hell, 2007 CD Album      Grindmind Records - GRM 004 , Compilation      Contains 13 songs by: Anatomia, Coffins, Grudge 06. The Arm And Sword Of A Bastard God, Coffins - Coffins / The Arm And Sword Of A Bastard God, 2007 CD      20 Buck Spin - spin:013 , Compilation      Contains 7 songs by: The Arm And Sword Of A Bastard God, Coffins 07. Coffins - Buried Death, 2008 CD Album      20 Buck Spin - SPIN020 08. Coffins, Otesanek - Coffins / Otesanek, 2008 Vinyl LP Limited Edition Reissue      Kreation Records - KR-25 , Compilation      Contains 4 songs by: Otesanek, Coffins - Contains 4 songs by: Coffins, Otesanek 09. Spun In Darkness, Coffins - Coffins / Spun In Darkness, 2009 Vinyl 7" Limited Edition Repress      Horror Pain Gore Death Productions - HPGD013 , Compilation      Contains 2 songs by: Spun In Darkness, Coffins 10. Coffins - Ancient Torture, 2011 CD Album Compilation x 2      Deepsend Records - DSR051      Splits, EPs, comp tracks 2003-2011 11. Coffins - Ancient Torture, 2011 CD Album Compilation x 2      Deepsend Records - DSR051      Splits, EPs, comp tracks 2003-2011 12. Coffins - March Of Despair, 2012 Vinyl LP Mini-Album      Hammerheart Records - HHR201216LP 13. Coffins - Sewage Sludgecore Treatment, 2013 Vinyl 12" EP Limited Edition      Haunted Hotel Records - HHR63 14. Coffins - The Fleshland, 2013 CD Album      Relapse Records - RR7209 15. Coffins - Craving To Eternal Slumber, 2015 CD EP      Hammerheart Records - HHR2015-13 16. Coffins - Perpetual Penance, 2015 CD Compilation x 2      Horror Pain Gore Death Productions - HPGD110      Splits, comp tracks, live, unreleased 2010-2013 17. Coffins - Perpetual Penance, 2015 CD Compilation x 2      Horror Pain Gore Death Productions - HPGD110      Splits, comp tracks, live, unreleased 2010-2013 The great sludge flood! Today is the day of the long overdue tribute to these Japanese masters of heaviness. Coffins are the worldwide experts of the Goatlord | Asphyx revival. This discography is like a monolith of fat, there is not much variance from release to release. But the constant suffocating feeling of terminal oppression is gold to the true sludge doom fan. It should also cater to the crust punk fan, for this stuff sometimes displays the primal beats of Warcollapse and none of the thrash metal surfacing in the Asphyx songs. No, here we find no refinement, no melody, no subtlety, no twin guitars. just greasy primal black tar of the highest density from start to finish! Brutalosaurus sludgification of the wicked! Remove brackets and unzip: [doomed to death] !ZER Coffins ZER! Link for Sewage Sludgecore Treatment fixed. Sorry for the fuckup.

Smoldering Remains

01. Smoldering Remains - I Stepped Off The Curb And Got Hit By A Bus, 1988 Cassette      Not On Label - none Here comes a nasty little demo for underground hardcore punk enthusiasts. Everything goes fast with the right amount of silliness, it is the expression of wild youth from the 80s with sufficient control to make it enjoyable. If you liked Stikky, early AOD and that sort of things, in a slighlty more chaotic and rough fashion, give SR a try. My first real band (ie. with a drummer) had planned to contribute a side to a split LP with these dudes, but it never materialized, because. Nostalgia hurts! Remove brackets and unzip: [eat yourself] !ZER Smoldering Remains ZER!

Mallet-Head

01. Mallet-Head - Mallet-Head, 1988 Vinyl LP Album      Frontier Records, Old Nick Records - FLP 1030, FLP 1030 02. Mallet-Head - Yeah-Yeah-Yeah, 1990 CD Album      Frontier Records - 4624-2-L Ex Gang Green members gather and unite to produce two albums of excellent hard rock: zer. Standard, but energetic with minimal cheese - no ballad. Nobody's going to write a memoir about Mallet-Head, but they still rock more and better than many established acts. The solidity in these songs - from writing to performance to production - must satisfy the fan of early 80s hard rock, it's just rough enough to avoid the layers of cheese that too often garnish this genre and catchy enough to maintain eyebrow curvature. The scariest part in this kind of bands is the singer - Mallet-Head have one excellent vocalist who knows how to handle his windpipes while not sounding like one of those gay ass glam singers. This is true hard rock with strong riffs, rhythmic drive and passionate singing, it kicks and sweats, it is not Wrathchild. For references, I'll loosely throw around Led Zeppelin, Twisted Sister, Angel Witch, the Rods, you get the idea. They could have reached much higher peaks of fame, had they come out 10 years earlier. Excellent job! Rock on! Remove brackets and unzip: [zerzerzer] !ZER Mallet-Head ZER!

Reload: Nailed Down

01. Nailed Down - Violent Distortion, 1995 CD Mini      Profane Existence Far East - EASTEXIST 2 02. Nailed Down - Leak Of Deadly Bacteria, 1996 Vinyl 7" 45 RPM      Spiral Objective - SPIRAL - 8 03. Nailed Down - Atrocious Damnation, 1997 Vinyl 10" 33 ⅓ RPM      Ecocentric Records - E.R. #145 04. Nailed Down - Honour And Glory, 1997 Flexi-disc 8" EP 33 ⅓ RPM      Six Weeks - SW-21 05. Nailed Down - Might Is Right, 2002 Vinyl 7" 33 ⅓ RPM Limited Edition      Power It Up - P.I.U. #1 06. Nailed Down - Perth Wolfpack, 2002 Vinyl LP Album      Power It Up - P.I.U. #02 07. Nailed Down - Resurrection, 2003 CD Album      First Blood Family - FBF - 006 Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [zerred up] !ZER Nailed Down ZER!

Bestial Raids

01. Bestial Raids - Reversed Black Trinity, 2007 CD Album      Morbid Moon Records - MMR 013 CD    02. Bestial Raids - Prime Evil Damnation, 2011 CD Album      Nuclear War Now! Productions - ANTI-GOTH 197    03. Bestial Raids - Master Satan's Witchery, 2016 CD Album      Nuclear War Now! Productions - ANTI-GOTH 332 WAR METAL! What is war metal? War metal is Hellhammer and Bathory at the speed of Napalm Death and Repulsion. War metal is black and dirty, war metal is the sound of the final collapse of the ruins over the smoldering corpses of anything that used to move, war metal is the greatest overture on a Monday morning. Bestial Raids is war metal! Bestial Raids do it by the book, like 666 666 other war metallists since Blasphemy, war metal is great and war metal ist Krieg. Unadulterated misanthropy and limitless attacks of the most primitive sonic structures to be found south of grindcore - this is war metal and it is awesome. No redemption, no sleaze, no hope, only war! War and Satan! The beast of war metal wants to kiss you with lips, tongue and then teeth. WAR!!! Remove brackets and unzip: [bestializer] !ZER Bestial Raids ZER!

Reload: Gastunk

01. Gastunk - 1984-07-07 - Shibuya Yaneura, Tokyo, 1984     tape bootleg 02. Gastunk - Dead Song, 1985 CD Album Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-303      Reissue from 2004 11. Gastunk - Geronimo , 2004 CD Single EP Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-305      Reissue from 2004 03. Gastunk - Under The Sun, 1987 CD Album Remastered Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-312      Reissue from 2004 04. Gastunk - Counter-Clock Wise, 1988 CD Single Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-308      Reissue from 2004 05. Gastunk - Mother, 1988 CD Album Limited Edition Reissue      SS Recordings - SS-313      Reissue from 2004 06. Various - A Farewell To Arms, 1988 Vinyl LP Compilation Reissue      Nuclear Blast, Nuclear Blast - NB 009, NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS 009 , Compilation      Reissue of the Selfish Records compilation - Contains 17 songs by: Gauze, Lipcream, The Execute, Outo, Gastunk, Ghoul 07. Gastunk - The End, 1989 CD Album Reissue Remastered x 2      Reveil - TECN-385669~70      Reissue from 1999 - 1994 Reissue 08. Gastunk - Midnight Rain + 2 Songs, 1999 CD Compilation Stereo      Reveil - TECN20568 09. Gastunk - Rest In Peace ～Live At Akasaka Blitz～, 1999 CD Album      Reveil - TECN-31490 10. Gastunk - Early Singles, 2002 CD Compilation      Reveil - TECN-20814 12. Gastunk - Deadman's Face, 2010 CD Maxi-Single      Savanna Kitchen - DDCZ-1684 Requested: rezerred. PS: new CD rips. Remove brackets and unzip: [zertank] !ZER Gastunk ZER!

Wrathchild - Stakk Attakk

01. Wrathchild - Stakk Attakk, 1984 Vinyl LP Album      Heavy Metal Records - HMR LP 18 This is surely the gayest record ever posted here. In the feverish quest for new gems that would bring as much rejoicing and neck-breaking as Show No Mercy and Shout At The Devil (yes I have been a uninterrupted fan of the first two Mötley Crüe records since day one, watch the hilarious Netflix biopic and shut up - then watch the more awesome Death Of Stalin), I was naturally attracted by this first Wrathchild record. It looked promising with all this glam boots and haircuts and makeup mixed with the spikes and leather of speed metal. A new classic? The middle-road of Destruction and Ratt (yes the first Ratt is amazing too)? Fuck no! 20 years before Saint-Anger, Stakk Attakk instantly became my reference for the worst "metal" album (if you can call it that - and excluding Sigue Sigue Sputnik from the contest). The songs are lame and bland with Olympic force, the production sucks major ass (what a ridiculous guitar sound) and - yes - most tracks feature a drum machine (a 1983 drum machine! pif paf bing bong). It is not even catchy, the singing and instrumentation are not remotely noticeable, it is a badly compiled snorefest that does not begins to threaten the supremacy of Twisted Sister. They can't even pose correctly, nor even write a semi-funny lyric line. Fuck Wrathchild with their own spiked underwear. This is a sad joke, do not download it. Remove brackets and unzip: [meh] !ZER Wrathchild ZER!

Un

01. Un - The Tomb Of All Things, 2015 CD Album      Black Bow Records - BBOW012 02. UN - Sentiment, 2018 CD Album      Translation Loss Records - TL-136 03. Coltsblood, Un - Coltsblood / Un, 2019 Cassette Album Limited Edition Numbered      Not On Label - none , Compilation      Contains 2 songs by: Coltsblood, Un - not ripped from the tape The contemporary funeral doom scene is alive and kicking thanks to entities like Eye Of Solitude, Abstract Spirit, Ataraxie and many others. Today we deal with the very fine manifestation of Un. It has all the best features of slow darkness with musicality and ambiance in its most potent forms. Originality is not a prominent selling point, but there is enough passion and personality to simply enjoy the processions without a breath. Funerality and gravity! Absolutely huge and zer! Un! Remove brackets and unzip: [fUNeralizer] !ZER Un ZER!

Mind Over Matter

01. Mind Over Matter - Hectic Thinking, 1993 Vinyl 7"      Wreck-Age - WAR011 02. Mind Over Matter - Security, 1994 CD      Wreck-Age - WAR015-2 03. Mind Over Matter - Automanipulation, 1995 CD Album      Wreck-Age - WAR023-2 In the 90s, the hardcore scene produced a different sound through inspiration from the likes of Helmet, Rollins Band or Fugazi. If I were in a nasty mood, I'd add that it was the last innovation from the hardcore scene. Mind Over Matter exemplify this perfectly. Yes, it sounds "hardcore", no it does not sound "punk". Slowly angry with a touch of desperation and a dark vibe full of dissonances, Mind Over Matter offer the ideal island of anguish and unease that any fan of the kvlt Die 116 or of the bigger names cited above should enjoy. Half-classic, all zerring greatness! Remove brackets and unzip: [main d'ovaire de ma soeur] !ZER Mind Over Matter ZER!

Reload: Sacrilege B.C.

01. Sacrilege B.C. - Live, 1985     bootleg tape 02. Sacrilege B.C. - Party With God, 1986 Vinyl LP Album      Alchemy Records, Alchemy Records - VM 102, VM102 03. Sacrilege B.C. - Party With God, 1986 CD Album Reissue      November Fire Recordings - NFRCD-001      Reissue from 2008 - Remaster with 1985 4 tracks demo 04. Sacrilege B.C. - Too Cool To Pray, 1988 Vinyl LP Album      Medusa Records, Ever Rat Records, Alchemy Records - 7 72324-1, none, none 05. Sacrilege B.C. - Too Cool To Pray, 1988 CD Album Reissue      November Fire Recordings - NFRCD005      Reissue from 2011 - Remaster with 1990 5 tracks demo Requested: rezerred. Remove brackets and unzip: [party with zer] !ZER Sacrilege B.C. ZER!

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