Monday, April 1, 2019

A new beginning: Church Of Zer mandatory membership

There are too many socialists, conservatives and other flavors of democrats visiting the Church Of Zer.
In order to improve the quality of visitors and make politically inclined people taste their own soup of regulation, elitism, expropriation and forced intervention with real chunks of fascism, I am implementing a permit to access the site.

In effect tonight, access will be restricted to authorized permit holders only. No exception.

A web form will be available shortly on the front page that any visitor wishing to continue his.her browsing through the pages of the Church will have to complete. It will take no more than 35 minutes to fill, including the recording of a short video statement where the applicant acknowledges that taxation is theft and that intellectual property is a fraud.
A small administrative fee of $37.50 shall be collected upon approval of your membership application before your permit is activated.

This protective measure shall be effective today at 11:50 PM EST.

16 comments:

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  2. Didn't you say that the first ten people that would leave a comment get in for free?

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  3. Please amend the video statement to include the passage "Government Is Slavery, No Masters No Slaves".

    Woodchuck Pirate
    aka Raymond J Raupers Jr USA
    woodchuckpirate.com

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  4. Dont let Frank in, hes a bastard

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  5. That's what I call an april fool

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  6. totally got me..........ha

    and just made me realize how important your site is.

    i was thinking of maybe starting a crowd sourced campaign to have hard drive library of ze church on a server permanently, or at least till the next extinction.

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    1. That would be a nice feature if access is protected (the IP police never rests). I recently bought 2 TB on pCloud.com, excellent service and price.

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  7. ha enfin , on va pouvoir avoir un service de qualité. parce que la, jusqu'a present c'etait quand meme un peu du n'importe quoi. et surtout j'espere que tu va virer du personnel afin d'augmenter la productivité!

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    1. Tout à fait! Les négociations avec les syndicats sont en bonne voie,

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    2. les "quoi" avec "qui" ? j'ai regardé dans le dictionnaire et je suis accablé

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    3. Oui, j'ai encore mal aux paupières.

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    4. faut faire comme ces braves types d'amerique du sud dans les annees 70/80. pour les mecs qui t'empeche de capitaliser tranquillement, un helicoptere et hop tu leur apprends a voler puis a nager et tout ca offert gratuitement, la chance!

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  8. Thank you everyone for your faith. I wonder if it is funny or sad that this was an obvious April's fool, but a regular feature on any government website.

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  9. Reminds me of the old Second City joke about a guy buying an airplane ticket. The one with the punchline, that seat's taken!

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