Friday, June 26, 2009

Crucial Youth - the posi-machine






Crucial Youth - the posi-machine, 1988

NONE MORE POSITIVE!

Everybody agrees that the straight-edge boy-scout trend has been one of the best jokes since day one (but yo, still less funny than the Christian hardcore scene, alright). Yet it was necessary, the hardcore scene HAD to demonstrate that it could be as religiously cretinous as the satanic black metal fart (and Manowar). We need democracy at all levels of the IQ scale. Crucial Youth took it on themselves to work on the topic and here comes their cult '88 album of pure positiveness. Standard moderately-thrashing hardcore but the best lyrics since Barbara Streisand! MEET THE MOST POSITIVE ZER IN THE WORLD!!! Ok now let's go smoking joints at the NoMeansNo show, ZERRRRRR R R R R RRRR!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Have a nice week-end.
Positive milk-white vinyl rip.
Buy the CD version
Buy the CD collection of the singles

BE STRAIGHT !
DON'T BE LATE !
BENCH YOU WEIGHT !
DON'T MASTURBATE !



3 comments:

  1. their lyrics are one of the funniest things ever heard ahahah!

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  2. CORY GRINDCORE MUTHA FUKERNovember 23, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    i bought this in 88 when it came out,,i still get a chuckle out of it,,,the 3 rules,,be straight dont be late bench yr weight and dont maste4rbate,,l0l,,,greatest blog on the net thanks bro

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