Friday, May 21, 2010

Crown of Thorns | The Crown vs. Westboro Baptist Church of Shit

The Burning, 1995
Eternal Death, 1997
Hell Is Here, 1999
Deathrace King, 2000
Possessed 13, 2003
Bonus 13 (Possessed 13 CD 2), 2003 [FIXED]
Crowned Unholy (Crowned In Terror rerecorded), 2004

A message from the Westboro Baptist Church of Shit:
SUN., MAY 30, FROM 1:15 – 2:00 PM
This rebel had a God-given platform – for decades – which he should have utilized to publish the truth of God. Instead, he used that platform – for decades – to teach rebellion against God, in the form glorifying atheism, promoting the devil horn hand sign & other such idolatries. Now he has been cut off by an Angry God & cast into hell. "And the rest of the men …repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries (meaning druggie, which he was), nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts." Revelation 9:20-21. The arrogant God-hating fool changed his name from Padavona to Dio (meaning “God” in Italian). His Black Sabbath fans worshipped him as a god. He stood idly by & watched his niece, Gen Padavona, become a filthy porn star. God’s promises are true, including his promise to punish the wicked forever. Thank God for dead brute Dio! "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels," Matthew 25:41. "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." Psalm 53:1. Check out our newest blog to see the results of foolish & arrogant Dio's rebellion:

Forest Lawn Memorial-Park, Hollywood Hills 6300 Forest Lawn Drive WBC to picket this public memorial to remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short. You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) Black Sabbath fame is dead, right? We'll be there! Just because the chances of any of God's elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words. Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did "accidentally" bite off the head of a bat, but THAT is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of EVERY FORM! Here you have the list of admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert: 1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne, and continuing down to his pornography star niece Gen Padova! 2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padova to Dio, which means God in Italian. 3)Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the "evil eye") to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagram necklace wearing freakish band members. Yes, Ronnie James Padova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee. Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. AMEN!

Alright, you read that diarrhea from the half-baked automatons of WBC. It's night of the living turds. If anyone lives in this area, please go picket their anti Dio picketing and play them LOUD AND FAST SATANIC METAL ALL DAY!!! Throw them eggs and unwashed used Sarah Palin love dolls!!! À poil!!!
Crown Of Thorns is the soundtrack of choice. Immense classic up-to-date-yet-retro-thrash metal!!! Fuck yeah!!! I know, I am a heretic, I chose Crowned Unholy (btw the live DVD is A-MA-ZING!!!) over Crowned In Terror, anyway I don't even have Crowned In Terror anymore. This stuff is a demonstration in thrash metal and the only weak album is Hell Is Here, it's good but does not just hold the comparison with all the other masterpieces. Very fast catchy & abrasive classic death thrashing madness mega ZerRrRrRRrRRRRRrRRR!!!!


  1. I hope one day all of the WBC protesters die in a horrible fiery car crash. They came to our city and we had lots of fun with them.

  2. To all Westboro Vomit Church people: free skin cancer on monday!

  3. I'm very shocked now because I learned that I will probably burn in hell because I've been listening to Heavy Metal all my life...

  4. Thanks, Zer, maybe this link will save me and the Lord will have mercy on poor poor pitiful me. If not, at least I can say that I've seen the almighty Angry Samoans last weekend on a festival before the lights go out :-)

  5. No! God hates you!
    Argh, the Angry Samoans are still around! Wow... Was it with Jeff Dahl? Are they still good? I only saw them once in '87...

  6. They're still AWESOME. It was a lot of fun, Metal Mike seemed to be almost as drunk as me and at one time he pointed at me and said something about my Adolescents T-Shirt. It was great pogo-slamdancing and a big party. They played all the ass-kicking songs, including my favorite 'Pictures of matchstick men' :-)

    The only remaining original members are Mike Saunders and drummer Bill Vockeroth. On their webside it says: Do the Angry Samoans still exist? Well, sort of--which is the same status as always.




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