Chronical Diarrhoea

01. Chronical Diarrhoea - Royal Diarrhoea, 1987 Vinyl 7" 33 ⅓ RPM EP Numbered      Anti-Schelski Records - A.S.R. 001 02. Chronical Diarrhoea - The Last Judgement, 1988 CD Compilation      Nuclear Blast - NB 045 CD      Reissue from 1991 - Salomo Says 03. Chronical Diarrhoea - The Last Judgement, 1989 CD Compilation      Nuclear Blast - NB 045 CD      Reissue from 1991 - Abstract Carnage EP 04. Chronical Diarrhoea - The Last Judgement, 1991 CD Compilation      Nuclear Blast - NB 045 CD The question of the day is: why would anyone want to listen to Chronical Diarrhoea when they can have unlimited servings of Heresy, Concrete Sox, DRI, Rose Rose, Inferno, Attitude Adjustment and so many other capital purveyors of fine thrashing? Why? Chronical Diarrhoea were a German attempt at mixing all of the above, and I wonder why I still have their records (I did not bother to rip the Salomo Says LP, this CD version will be enough). This stuff is moderately fun and musically inferior to any of the classics. The Last Judgment is almost impossible to listen to, so sluggish, so meh. The rest is high-school garage level at best: sloppy and not intense enough to compensate for the sloppiness (unlike Lärm!) and the mediocre punk riffs. But there is still enough potential for the non-jaded fan of 80s thrashcore to dig this, so let us all have fun in the sun. Remove brackets and unzip: [Justin LaTrompe McRond] !ZER Chronical Diarrhoea ZER!